It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Carson
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by Carson » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:13 pm
Seems some of you overgrown rats laid out drunk last night and Santa had to pass up on a bunch of houses, including MINE.
My kids are all crying.
Replace your asses with Pegasus, I say.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Doug near DC
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by Doug near DC » Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:37 pm
I baited them by being good all year, hoping they would land on my roof so I could pop one.
They "No Show Jones'd" me too.
Piles of crap...... the whole lot of 'em.
Carson
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by Carson » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:20 pm
BUMP
Answer for this, you rat-bastard alfalfa junkies.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Slasher
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by Slasher » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:52 pm
skinny white boy been talking a lot of trash.
what is your problem did you're bitch toss you punk
dont need my knife to cap your gay ass
Carson
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by Carson » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:57 pm
^^^^^^^^ You sent this Eminemwannabe to represent?
I guess the meth lab needs tending to.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Carson
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by Carson » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:19 pm
12/24/09 - Never Forget.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Cupid
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by Cupid » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:26 am
Carson wrote: 12/24/09 - Never Forget.
Don't worry. When fatass flys over your shithole inbreeding factory without thinking about stopping this year, it won't be because anyone forgot.
I'm sure all this crybaby bullshit has you on the boss's naughty list. Remember that on Christmas morning when your kids are openly weeping like they just got Sanduskied because they got nothing under the tree. That the blood is on your hands. Never forget indeed.
Carson
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by Carson » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:54 pm
You know that at least half of your group will be on a meth bender come 12/25.
The Buckmasters HQ is in The Gump. Y'all are just too chickenshit to come here.
I've decided I don't need or want a handout from a bunch of tick-infested NPERLA members (North Pole Elf-Reindeer Love Association).
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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by Rooster » Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:39 pm
"...when your kids are openly weeping like they just got Sanduskied..."
Ok, that just plain made me laff out loud. My wife is looking over questioningly at me wondering what it is that I am surfing on the net.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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by War Wagon » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:26 am
most blatant self outing of a reindeer troll to date, actually.
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by Donder » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:22 am
Blatz Beer says what ?
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by Cupid » Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:53 am
Look at Wags all full of Utah-grade beer and bravado.
Do you even get drunk off that crap? I remember giving Blitzen some elf shit in a pan and told him it was the boss's "medicinal" brownies. He ate them up and kept saying "oh I'm so stoned. I've never been this wasted in my life", while we all knew you can't get high on midget feces. I gotta imagine that's the only type of drunk you can get off of Bud Light.
Poser.
Carson
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by Carson » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:50 am
A pathetic effort from the reindeer.
All we see now is tardhusker and mfelch.
This place is dead.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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by smackaholic » Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:51 am
it was a pretty sad showing this year from the reindeer.
not that that's a bad thing.
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