Joke (as told by Harry Reid)

[Sirfindafold]

Why are black people so tall?


Because they speak kneegrow dialect.

[BSmack]

Talk about your classic case of projection. Take one RNC Chair, add a weapons grade stupid comment and somehow Harry Reid is the issue?

Go piss on an electrical transformer.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Diogenes]

I guess he's no Trent Lott. Either that or Obama is a hypocritical POS.

Wait, he's a Democrat.

Never mind.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Dio and a miser have passed and are standing at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter tells the two that neither can enter into Heaven until they prove they have overcome their sins in life. The miser is challenged first as a ten dollar bill suddenly appears in front of him. Dio whispers to him "You pick that up and both of us are done for"

[smackaholic]

What harry said wasn't so bad. infact, it was pretty much spot on. give barry a "negro dialect" and alan keyes' complextion and he's still back in c town organizin' communities.

The point is, all the usual race baiting ninnies such as sharpton show how ridiculous they are in their treatment of this case. Their uproar over Lott's rather clumsy attempt to make an old codger feel good, proves this.

Is their a single person here that thinks Lott intentionally made a dixiecrat endorsement on purpose? Do you really think he is THAT dumb? Even if in his heart he believes that a dixiecrat nation would be a good thing, he'd be awfully stupid to admit it.

Not claiming that the reps aren't equally hippocritical. They are. Just saying that the dems seem to get away with it more often.

Harry won't get shit canned over this as Lott did. His constituents will handle that in November which will be far more satisfying.

[Cuda]

Dio and a miser have passed and are standing at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter tells the two that neither can enter into Heaven until they prove they have overcome their sins in life. The miser is challenged first as a ten dollar bill suddenly appears in front of him. Dio whispers to him "You pick that up and both of us are done for"

excellent

[Q, West Coast Style]

Senator Reid,

Q: What do you get when you cross a kleptomaniac and a Mormon?

A: A basement full of stolen food.

[smackaholic]

what do you get when you cross AP and a mormon?

5 sizes too large magic underwear of the wrong sex.

[BSmack]

[JMak]

Reid epitomizes the perspective that most Democrats have regarding blacks...so long as they're light-skinned, clean, and speak like normal people do then they're a winning political candidate.

Think about it...who was Reid talking to and why? Democrats he was trying to convince to vote for Obama.

We all know the double standard is there along with the hypocrisy. The real sickening thing is the inherent racism of most Democrats I as evidenced by their leaders like Reid, Biden, and even Bill "he'd be serving us coffee" Clinton.

[BSmack]

...inherent racism of most Democrats.

You mean the party responsible for America's first black President?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Reid epitomizes the perspective that most Democrats have regarding blacks...so long as they're light-skinned, clean, and speak like normal people do then they're a winning political candidate.

Wow. When did you turn into John Brown?
No worries, you'll probably be first to respond in a thread about single black moms and shoplifting tomorrow.

...hypocrisy.

I'd say.

[Tom In VA]

...inherent racism of most Democrats.

You mean the party responsible for America's first black President?

Thanks for getting this Joke thread back on track.

Keep 'em coming folks, not sure if they'll be as funny as BSmack's but they're all pretty good so far.

[Diogenes]

...inherent racism of most Democrats.

You mean the party responsible for America's first black President?

Perot was responsible for that scumbag.

[Van]

...inherent racism of most Democrats.

You mean the party responsible for America's first black mulatto President, since America has still never had a black president.

[BSmack]

IF you supported Lott's demise you should be calling for Reid to step down.

Yea, and this isn't a last ditch partisan attempt to kill health care reform. Fuck off bitch.