An open letter to PSUFAN...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Spray, you remember that fishing PET you put up not too long ago?

That was one of my favourite threads by you I have ever read. More of those, please.

We even have a forum, Pure Art Haus, that welcomes PET's of all sorts.

[KC Scott]

Global Warming has gotten the water temperatures around here waaaay lower than normal.

We got 2 feet of snow here between Xmas and New Years thanks to Global Warming :doh:

[poptart]

As for re-directing it to the NSFW thing - it was changed back pretty quickly.

False.

There was a redirect for MANY hours (a day?) and much of the time we were sent to a work objectionable site(s).

And it doesn't matter, anyway, if the redirect was for just 10 minutes, because that is something that just can NOT happen, ever.

That move revealed the offender to be a complete DIRTBALL.


"Unforgivable act" - as Mgo said.

[Mikey]

OK Spray. I get it.

GFY. I never liked you anyway.



Except for the scat spam. That was cool.

[Van]

Spray, just for the record, and since you're relaying everything back to Katy anyway, let me make a couple things Jack Nicholson crystal clear to the both of you:

1-I like Katy. A lot. Always have. Probably always will. There is a lot about her that I like, strictly in terms of Katy the person, not Katy the Radio Girl or Katy the poster.

2-Anything I ever said to Katy about her and Perk was said as one friend to another, based on everything she'd told me about her feelings concerning her previous experiences and her plans for the future. Asking her about why she's doing what she's doing and pointing out the insanity of packing up her kids to Canada to be with an internet fling was not 'hating' on her, it was being her friend. She doesn't need a cheerleader there, she needs some common sense and self-preservation instincts drummed into her.

3-Her hijacking and redirecting of the board was despicable. I can recognize and acknowledge this fact while still not hating her. She did a really shitty, weak, shallow thing. She fucked up. It isn't the end of the world, but she definitely is guilty of fucking up. And no, her fuck-up is in no way even remotely comparable to KC Scott's spur of the moment verbal gaffe in Chat, which was a complete nonissue.

4-I still like her anyway, and I want her to be happy. I like a happy Katy. That being said, she's setting herself up for another rerun of Woe Is Me. If she actually goes through with this, by marrying Perk and moving to Canada, it will end badly for her. She'll have made her kids needlessly suffer while she was busy pissing away her best remaining years.

5-You really do need to think about the things you've been saying to people lately. Not just what you said, but why you said them. When you take a good look at it, you'll see...it ain't good.

[Samurai Gangbang]

ain't

Can you try to clean up your English, please? This is horrid, sir. Thank you.

[Van]

ain't

Can you try to clean up your English, please? This is horrid, sir. Thank you.

It was addressed to Spray. Special Spray Rules were covered at home plate before the game.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...moving to Canada, it will end badly for her.

What the fuck is up with you people and this Canada hating shit?
She's coming to Canada, not Transylvania. Fuck.

IGLOO SPIN ZONE!

[Mikey]

Well...she will have to learn an new language and stuff.

[SunCoastSooner]

...moving to Canada, it will end badly for her.

What the fuck is up with you people and this Canada hating shit?
She's coming to Canada, not Transylvania. Fuck.

IGLOO SPIN ZONE!

It wouldn't be so bad if it were Transylvania... at least they have cool history and shit that doesn't involve polar bears or baby seals.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Van]

...moving to Canada, it will end badly for her.

What the fuck is up with you people and this Canada hating shit?
She's coming to Canada, not Transylvania. Fuck.

IGLOO SPIN ZONE!

Damn, two in one day!

VVVVVV

[PSUFAN]

Well...she will have to learn an new language and stuff.

Truer than you think. Otis is nigh on impossible to understand. And that's no shutyomouth-esque "he stutters" bullshit - it's the truth. It's not an insult, either - he's just got an extremely thick scotch-originated Canadian accent - it's pretty cool, actually.

As for the woe is Katy act - yes, it sounds like she's got some problems. I am not sure why she thinks fucking around with us is going to help.

Sympathy is forthcoming when it is deserved. Using real-life woe as an excuse for spreading shit around is no way to gain sympathy.

[PSUFAN]

Put their heads together, and they might say something like "God damn - I didn't know that had happened" or "fuck - I thought so & so did that".... Just hoping more than anything else.

But bringing flat-out falsehoods to the equation doesn't help, and you know it. So why do you take that approach? Why lie about seeing a receipt for $230, for example? A genuine mediator doesn't try so hard to exacerbate a conflict.

Hey - I'd like to join in on the "That shutyomouth...he was just tying to help" party. Problem is, it just ain't true. It's more like "That shutyomouth - he's just doing what he really likes to do - dish on the drama".

And that's where we differ greatly - to you, bumping around to the drama is where the real fun is. I'm in it because your internet buddies fucked with our board.

[Tom In VA]

Maybe he literally meant scotch.

[Cuda]

Their sports forums are top-notch if you'd rather debate the merits of a 3-4 scheme than call Anquan Boldin a faggot.

Boldin!

A faggot!

FUCK!

I knew it, I knew it, I fucking KNEW it! Well, I should have fucking knownm it anyway. That explains a LOT about his playoff performance!

Did Warner know?

[Cuda]

scotch-originated Canadian accent - it's pretty cool, actually.

Better hope Pogue Mahone never sees this.

Pogue Mahone is a beaner, just like you

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Look at the big ol' spreadsheet on Cuda.

[Tom In VA]

San Patricios got busy down there in Mexico.

[Diogenes]

Their sports forums are top-notch if you'd rather debate the merits of a 3-4 scheme than call Anquan Boldin a faggot.

Boldin!

A faggot!

FUCK!

I knew it, I knew it, I fucking KNEW it! Well, I should have fucking knownm it anyway. That explains a LOT about his playoff performance!

Did Warner know?

If he was, Haley would rufi his entire receiving corps and dump them in the nearest gay bar hoping to find one who only sucked off the field.

[Cuda]

Look at the big ol' spreadsheet on Cuda.

Cuda must have blown Otis, too. It's going to get pretty crowded in that double-wide.

Why the chapped puta, mvs? I wasn't the one who de-modded you.

[PSUFAN]

ok - RACK that wytch.

[PSUFAN]

Look at the big ol' spreadsheet on Cuda.

Cuda must have blown Otis, too. It's going to get pretty crowded in that double-wide.

All of the sudden 'lil perk's getin' all sorts of action.

[KC Scott]

I think Coods was just copying the idea

[PSUFAN]

Now - would Ctrl-Cuddles do something like that?

[KC Scott]

Maybe perk promised him he could mod LV's board?

[Go Coogs']

Let's see if you have the balls to answer that question.

He'll have to rummage through Katy's handbag to find them before answering said question. Hopefully he won't grab Otis' by mistake.

[PSUFAN]

heh heh

[Mr T]

Keep trying to get them to work it out by spouting off the bullshit katy tells you

It has worked beautifully the first 7 pages

BTW, wouldnt a middle-man be posting PSUFan's argument on katy and lvs board instead of setting up shop here going on and on about how T1B fucked perk, katy and lv over?

[poptart]

bwaahahaha

[missjo]

scotch-originated Canadian accent - it's pretty cool, actually.

Better hope Pogue Mahone never sees this.

Canadians sound just like Americans with better grammar

[PSUFAN]

Keep trying to get them to work it out by spouting off the bullshit katy tells you

It has worked beautifully the first 7 pages

BTW, wouldnt a middle-man be posting PSUFan's argument on katy and lvs board instead of setting up shop here going on and on about how T1B fucked perk, katy and lv over?

If you'd like, I'll see if they'll throw you a monetary settlement - seeing how this has destroyed your life over the last few days.

Either that or a few bags of Corn Nuts? What'll it be?

This is how you flick your boogers at our CFB peeps? This is just sad, dude...

[Terry in Crapchester]

A few points, after reading through all this drivel . . .

1. Otis=Perk? Funny, I always had thought it was MartyRed.

2. Sorry to hear Cinder has cancer. Hope she gets well soon. We're not done smacking her about Perk yet. (All kidding aside, the first two sentences of this point are sincerely meant.)

3. I'm just glad this was an attempted hack job by LV, Katy and Perk, rather than Abu/Dan J sticking his prosthetic cock in the board server's ass. The first group is primarily there to be laughed at (as opposed to with). But fear the Gay Alliance.

4. While the Perk/Cinder pic is "ridiculous," in the literal sense of the word, I'm sure glad that Perk actually posted it. And that he was too blinded by love to crop out the bottom inch or so of the pic (btw, also rack the Asian dude who took that pic for getting Cinder's crouch in it). If it's not the funniest pic ever posted on these boards, it's on the short list, certainly of the unwytched entries. Only the Sissycrown WonderTwins Festivus pic (the resets are funnier than the pic itself) and the AP in women's panties shot into a cum-encrusted cheesy 70's full-body mirror pic come close.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

That isn't the original photo, douchecasket.

[Goober McTuber]

[Smackie Chan]

If it's not the funniest pic ever posted on these boards, it's on the short list, certainly of the unwytched entries.

STOP THE PRESSES!!! Terry made a funny!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Van]

Fuggen Smackie...