Look, fuckhead. God didn't give you an asshole to serve as a Bed & Breakfast for black cock. Enough is ENOUGH. Ok? If I see you, I'll fucking FIGHT you.
First I'm gonna stand you up next to Rumplewife, slap some boxing gloves on her free flowing flabrolls, and have her agitate like a washing machine. The one-two-three-four-five-six punch combo is going to turn your face into a really impressive piece of abstract art. I'm gonna put that shit on EBAY and then donate the cayshe to the NAACP. Then I'll swipe your checkbook, sign a check for all you're worth, and let BSmack hang onto it and see what happens.
Then I'll get you and LV sauced on some Zimas and make her conceive your children. I'll surgically attach a vagina to her if I have to, FOOL. Then I'll let index adopt your kids and see to it you have zero custody rights, you queef-huffing sack of fuck.
And when you recover from the beating, I'll promptly use a grapefruit spoon to pry holes out of your face, and lead a farm of hungry driver ants inside the delectable fleshy craters. I'll make sure to supply an extra hole in your face so that Alan can bring a friend next time. I'm just a fucking nice guy like that, Stanley.
Then I'll hook you up with a sweet ass cell phone plan with unlimited nights and weekends, stitch the phone to your ear, and put RtS on the other line. When that's done, I'll hole you up like Annie in Misery, pin your eyelids open, and make you watch a 72 marathon of Two And a Half Men. Take that, motherfucker!
Pickle
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Re: Pickle
None of that is exactly threatening. He thrives on degradation.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Re: Pickle
Musta missed what he did.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Re: Pickle
Awesome, I like you big worded summsabitches.
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Re: Pickle
Tom In VA wrote:Musta missed what he did.
I didn't do anything....I just clicked on the computer...typed in this message board...and for no reason what so ever...this shite!
Re: Pickle
Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Tom In VA wrote:Musta missed what he did.
I didn't do anything....I just clicked on the computer...typed in this message board...and for no reason what so ever...this shite!
Awww poor fella. Been around as long as everyone give or take a Wolfman and he still don't get it!
Re: Pickle
Was today, the day ?
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Re: Pickle
Looks like a nice Irish boy.Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
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Not to mention golden showers.mvscal wrote:None of that is exactly threatening. He thrives on degradation.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Pickle
Looks like a pipsqueak perineum nuzzler.Psycho Magnet wrote:Looks like a nice Irish boy.Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Re: Pickle
Yes.Stanley Pickkkle wrote:WTF????
What's all this shit about??? :?