Blind side movie review.

[smackaholic]

Pretty cool flick.

Sandra Bullock is smokin'.

Somebody needs to rip jesse james' ballsack off and beat him with it for stepping out on that.

Loved all the SEC coaches showing up at his house and trying to out suck up each other

[Mace]

I've yet to see it, but I'm hoping to pick up the DVD this weekend.

[indyfrisco]

Somebody needs to rip jesse james' ballsack off and beat him with it for stepping out on that.

Not excusing him stepping out on her, but most guys stray because she ain't giving it up. As long as a man is faithful, is a provider, does his fair share at the domicile, and trats her right, no god damn reason she should hide the pussy. If he does all that and she prudes out, fuck that cunt.

[smackaholic]

Somebody needs to rip jesse james' ballsack off and beat him with it for stepping out on that.

Not excusing him stepping out on her, but most guys stray because she ain't giving it up. As long as a man is faithful, is a provider, does his fair share at the domicile, and trats her right, no god damn reason she should hide the pussy. If he does all that and she prudes out, fuck that cunt.

you are right indy. even if she gives up the pussy, plenty of guys will still stray cause, well, they're fuggen guys. it's how we're wired from the factory.

that being said, if sandra was givin' it up and he still stepped out, well, let's just say that if sandra wants to get even with that bastard, she can PM me.

[smackaholic]

I've yet to see it, but I'm hoping to pick up the DVD this weekend.

get it mace. great flick. i love the way the little kid plays saban and fulmer. awesome.

[R-Jack]

Seriously - WTF Could he have been thinking here?

If you're into over-inked skanks, she might be considered pretty fuckable. You could easily do worse in that genre.

[BSmack]

Seriously - WTF Could he have been thinking here?

Damned if I know. I told my wife she would be risking a divorce if she got an ankle tattoo. That whore wouldn't be getting in the same zip code as my dick.

[Van]

-Sandra was hot as fuck. No way she deserved an Oscar for her performance, though. Hers was basically a one-note song. She was just fine in it, but it wasn't the least bit demanding as a role.

-The movie was silly as hell. It could've easily been a Disney after-school-special flick, it was that saccharine and simple.

-The football scenes were laughable, yet they were more realistic than the scenes when the Meatgrinder coaches came a callin'. No idea what they were even thinking with that one scene where Fat Phil shows up, and all the other 'Grinder coaches basically throw their hands up in the air, groaning, "Oh, shit, it's hopeless now for us...Fulmer wants him!"

-If you like feel-good sports movies, this one's still worth watching. One would need to be mvscal not to get pulled in by it.

[trev]

Part of this movies appeal and charm is that it was a true story. Parts were made up and corny though. I still left feeling good and like I got my moneys worth, which is rare these days.

[Moving Sale]

If you're into over-inked skanks, she might be considered pretty fuckable. You could easily do worse in that genre.

Simmer down. She's way too old for you Pedo in Rodeo.

[smackaholic]

Seriously - WTF Could he have been thinking here?

probably thinking about some really freaky shit this chick will do that he dare not even ask sandra to try.

[smackaholic]

-Sandra was hot as fuck. No way she deserved an Oscar for her performance, though. Hers was basically a one-note song. She was just fine in it, but it wasn't the least bit demanding as a role.

-The movie was silly as hell. It could've easily been a Disney after-school-special flick, it was that saccharine and simple.

-The football scenes were laughable, yet they were more realistic than the scenes when the Meatgrinder coaches came a callin'. No idea what they were even thinking with that one scene where Fat Phil shows up, and all the other 'Grinder coaches basically throw their hands up in the air, groaning, "Oh, shit, it's hopeless now for us...Fulmer wants him!"

-If you like feel-good sports movies, this one's still worth watching. One would need to be mvscal not to get pulled in by it.

you're right about the whole "oh fukk! phil's here, we might as well just go home" bullshit. i suspect the director of the director of the film might be a vol fan with an overinflated opinion of the fulmer. this sort of thing might have flown if it was 1974 and we were talking about bear bryant, but fulmer? pffftttt.

[H4ever]

Enjoyed the movie though I questioned whether, in the real story, this family would have taken in a kid sans all the athletic ability and future potential.

But, I suppose a guy that owns 79 Taco Bells could spread enough money around in the ghetto to get other potential Ol Miss recruits.

[Goober McTuber]

Seriously - WTF Could he have been thinking here?

I don't know, but she's supposedly appears on some adult site. I found pictures of her naked titties, but am curious as to what kind of art might adorn her cooter. Maybe a Cheeto or two to get BSmack's attention.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Looks like those M&M cartoons bukkaked all over that dumb whore.

[Dr_Phibes]

The way her friend incorporated Picasso onto her face is cool. Imagine if she got a white, french door tattoo instead, that would be .

[Stanley Pickkkle]

I'm still waiting for the mother fucking REVIEW!

[smackaholic]

all righty pickle, but, be forewarned, you might find it kinda horrific.

poor black orphan gets taken in by smokin' hot rich white chick.

grinder coaches suck black kids dick.

black kid goes to ole miss and likely fukks a wagon full of hot white cheerleaders while there.

it does have a sad ending though. he gets drafted by the east coast raiders (ravens).

[Killian]

Got it this weekend with the wife and it was a decent flick. The book was much better (as is the case with every book to movie, except "The Godfather") and was originally written to showcase the evolution of the left tackle position and how Lawerence Taylor single handedly changed offenses and the offensive line.

The part that bothered me was when they showed him just studying real hard to get his grades up. Bull-fucking-shit. They exploited a little known (and since closed) loop hole that allowed kids to retake high school classes online through some program offered by BYU. Some people did this for a class or two, Oher did it for 8 or 9, I believe.

And it was spelled out a little more clearly in the book, but the kid never played football before high school. He wanted to be a basketball player because he thought that was his only way out of the hood. So I don't think the Tuohy's were motivated by his athletic prowess.

And let's just say that his mom was painted in a more, uh, negative light in the book.

[smackaholic]

crack whore not quite negative enough?

[Killian]

crack whore not quite negative enough?

In the movie they at least made her appear to care what happened to Oher and feel some sort of remorse. In the book, not so much.

[smackaholic]

yeah, she was at least a caring crack whore in the movie. i suspect the book was a little more realistic. did they have all the meatgrinder coaches cowering in fear of fat phil?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

What is all this "meatgrinding" you keep referencing?

Is it some sort of college football, gay shower room hazing/muscle fag/bear party homo romp?

[Screw_Michigan]

Can't believe it was up for any Academy Awards.

That's exactly why it was up for an Academy Award.

[smackaholic]

I think he's going for the everything SS likes goes to shit angle and he's just using it in reverse.

[mvscal]

Can't believe it was up for any Academy Awards.

That's exactly why it was up for an Academy Award.

Because it was meh...or because I failed to find it worthy?

It was up for an Academy Award because it was a so called courageous story of perserverance featuring an "African-American."

No other reason.

[Van]

It was up for an Academy Award because it was a so called courageous story of perserverance featuring an "African-American."

No other reason.

The hell you say...

[Killian]

It was up for an Academy Award because it was a so called courageous story of perserverance featuring an "African-American."

No other reason.

This thread has football talk, you're out of your element.

[Van]

Man, this thread is racist! Bitch, I am courageous! I am fierce!

[Screw_Michigan]

Can't believe it was up for any Academy Awards.

That's exactly why it was up for an Academy Award.

Because it was meh...or because I failed to find it worthy?

Because it was meh.

[Goober McTuber]

Man, this thread is racist! Bitch, I am courageous! I am fierce!

I guess that looks a little like Michael Oher.

[smackaholic]

Man, this thread is racist! Bitch, I am courageous! I am fierce!

I guess that looks a little like Michael Oher.

i doubt she's quick enough to play OT. Prolly make one hell of a nose tackle though for short yardage situations.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Was dragged to see "Precious" in a theater in a "not-so-great-part" of Chicago and there were three black kids crying in back of me, several more black couples talking all around me......felt like I was IN THE MOVIE......like 3-D..... :D

[Screw_Michigan]

So why did you guys choose to go to a theatre in a not-so-great part of Chicago? Christ, I'd never attend a movie in PG County, I could end up dead.