Hey, DeTard...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:18 pm

Bang, you're a dork!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:19 pm

This isn't going to BODE well for Cuda.

DrDetroit · Post by **DrDetroit** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:19 pm

I'm rubber, you're glue...

Idiot.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:24 pm

Bang, bang!

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:26 pm

Cuda wrote:

I would not fuk her.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:26 pm

Freeze, Dork!

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:29 pm

mvscal wrote:fag

So if it's got a pussy, you'd fuk it? is that your motto?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:41 pm

Politicians load up their uncool finger-guns & look around for Dr. Dedork

DORK!

"I'd be using a real gun on that dork if I had one handy"

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:43 pm

~Detard's aaaaa Dooorrrrrrrrk!~

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:45 pm

You've seen the played out mushroom cloud.

I give you...

Big Bang.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:46 pm

mvscal wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
mvscal wrote:fag
So if it's got a pussy, you'd fuk it?
More or less. I do have standards...they're just pretty low depending on circumstances.

That chick isn't hideous. She's just plain looking and trying hard to compensate with pink hair. I have no doubt that she compensates in other ways as well, if you know what I mean.

Oh wait...you wouldn't.

I'm all for slump busters but some chicks just try too hard and she's a prime candidate.

Personally, I'd also choose quality over quantity so you won't find me dragging the fatties and goth chicks home for a quickie. They might know how to suck a dick but I don't want to have to roll up their fat or talk them down from the ledge just to lay the wood.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:51 pm

l to r: Three SAE's fire their "uncool" finger-guns. Not pictured: Dr. Detard

Unnamed SAE reloads his uncool gun after bagging Dr. Detard

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:57 pm

Detard, Uncle Sam says "BANG. You're a fucking dork!"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Cuda wrote: ~Detard's aaaaa Dooorrrrrrrrk!~

You're the one posting pics of people with imaginary thumb and finger guns and saying "Bang"! and he's a dork? :roll:

I think you should go back to pounding your head repeatedly into the sofa cushion after snackies, Cuda. No sense letting the family think you aren't still "slow"

chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:07 pm

Babshice, you get dumber by the minute.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ght=#67103

Dingleberry Gumball · Post by **Dingleberry Gumball** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:09 pm

Thanks for wasting my fucking time.

If you are going to post pictures, please post nude women, or something that is at least the slightest bit interesting.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:12 pm

You're welcome, DG. Glad to be of assistance

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:13 pm

Cuda wrote:

~Detard's aaaaa Dooorrrrrrrrk!~

Of course, a fucking top caliber tard messes the whole rotation up.

Look spunkfrosted cockcake, its the shape of a fucking gun-not blatant pointing.

Rack EM for getting it, and getting a seat at our table...

*points finger in gun shape and pulls hammer back*

BAM..........unrack your dweeb ass, and step the fuck on.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:21 pm

BWAHHHH! Tell me you didn't just drop the "Bang, you're a dork" card.

Started slamming flagons of yak-sperm a little early today, aren't you, Gaydah?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:51 pm

Coods decides this thread wasn't such a good idea....

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:53 pm

Don't drop the clown card, ass candle. That's the last fucking thing you want to do

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:57 pm

Raydah James wrote: spunkfrosted cockcake,

e.....We have yet another entry for RJs' Thesaurus.....

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:05 pm

Cuda wrote:Don't drop the clown card, ass candle. That's the last fucking thing you want to do

It's not the last thing I want to do,
But I know you've had a Busy day......

Coods is ignored at TOTs

Coods then Plays with his Organ

Later, Coods justifies this thread...

After Coods Cuts his Call to Shrubber short

Then Coods tries to bury the evidence...

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:16 pm

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

KCAAAARAAAACK Scott!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:44 pm

VELLY Funnay, Scott. Rack you for that.

But there's ONE clown I happen to know you like better than ALL the others- if your Visa bill is any indication: OUCHY!

You did request The Village People, didn't you?

Thought so

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:04 pm

Cuda wrote:VELLY Funnay, Scott. Rack you for that.

But there's ONE clown I happen to know you like better than ALL the others- if your Visa bill is any indication: OUCHY!

You did request The Village People, didn't you?

Thought so

Visa let Scott have a tard?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:16 am

My My, finishing off your busy day in grand style, aren't we little Buckaroo?

Coods goes back to TOTs to get help for his sagging Mangina

Coods Does his Angry Dance to convey his feelings
about a thread gone horribly wrong

Coods offers Cake to anyone that will rack him, just once...

After getting racked the wrong way,
zzubevol! attempt's to help Coods find his Lost Balls

Coods finishes his day
by Banging Out Someone else's idea
on his keyboard, yet again

Bang! Bang!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:29 am

Time to raise the white flag, Cudes.

If you're nice enough, Scotty might even go back to page one of this thread and scrape up what's left of your pride for you to keep as a parting gift.

You're all done here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:30 am

orcinus wrote:what's left of your pride for you to keep as a parting gift.

he had any?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:34 am

ADAM · Post by **ADAM** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:44 am

orcinus wrote:Time to raise the white flag, Cudes.

If you're nice enough, Scotty might even go back to page one of this thread and scrape up what's left of your pride for you to keep as a parting gift.

You're all done here.

I hate to agree, but Cuda, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Grandpa Cobra · Post by **Grandpa Cobra** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:47 am

Fuckin clowns!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:19 am

Scott turned a heap of offal into something pretty damn funny...rack

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:39 pm

KC Scott wrote:After getting racked the wrong way,
zzubevol! attempt's to help Coods find his Lost Balls

I laughed. RACK, KC Spot.

Fuckah

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:15 pm

^^RACK the EMonster sig...

...and off this one goes. Congrats, Coodes, now you can say snicker that you've had a thread snicker archived. You know, for your next snicker callout thread.

Very nice work, Scotty.