United States vs England

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:15 pm

tomorrow 'kicking off' the start of Soccer's World Cup. This is an excellent opportunity for USA to embarass BP and all the other british poofters.
Here's a link for you faggots

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:24 pm

I think it got "kicked off" today.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:24 pm

And here's a link for you Barf.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:56 pm

Mikey wrote:I think it got "kicked off" today.

wouldn't know mikey, not a fan

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:58 pm

BSmack wrote:And here's a link for you Barf.

heard that already but thanks for trying :D

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:18 pm

BarFlie wrote:
Mikey wrote:I think it got "kicked off" today.
wouldn't know mikey, not a fan

So, you like to post about shit you know absolutely nothing about.

How come that doesn't surprise me?

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:04 pm

Sometimes I just like to post stuff to see what the response might be. So far, I give you a C-

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:24 pm

Soccer, huh? And served up in an African shithole no less. Yeah, I give a fuck....

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:25 pm

Damn--I was afraid the War of 1812 has broken out again.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:51 am

Jsc810 wrote:Where is Nish?

Probably ringing up a sale of butt plugs, cock rings, and Ben-wa balls.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:02 am

BarFlie wrote:Sometimes I just like to post stuff to see what the response might be. So far, I give you a C-

you're grading Mikeys' papers?

Not a good idea.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:22 am

Upset!

USA - 2

England - 1

I am probably wrong, But, unlike my legs, I just have a feeling.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:23 am

Wolfman wrote:Damn--I was afraid the War of 1812 has broken out again.

I congratulate you and Andrew Jackson for fighting off the British as New Orleans.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:25 am

C,mon B!!!

Wolfman was only a teenager then.

PS - He also knew the war ended a month earlier. He just hates Brits.

:D

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:58 am

War Wagon wrote:
BarFlie wrote:Sometimes I just like to post stuff to see what the response might be. So far, I give you a C-
you're grading Mikeys' papers?

Not a good idea.

I'm giving you an F

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:29 pm

I'll be spinning tunes in chat for the game for all those who can't stand those fucking horns.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:12 pm

USA!!!! USA!!!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:21 pm

Did we lose? Hopefully so. I'm sure nobody wants to spend any more time than they have to on the shit-crusted rim of Planet Earth's anus.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:23 pm

mvscal wrote:Did we lose? Hopefully so. I'm sure nobody wants to spend any more time than they have to on the shit-crusted rim of Planet Earth's anus.

I'm fairly certain the World Cup is not being played in Fresno.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:39 am

If this doesn't bring Nish in here, nothing will.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:36 am

Gay sex will, thanks for doing your part cockaholic.

As for the game, England dominated start to finish. Getting a tie was sorta' like you and Van rubbing boners inside Jess.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:09 am

A 1-1 tie is about as gay as it gets. What a stupid game.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:10 am

Word. I just can't give a fuck about soccer, try as I may (not).

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:14 am

True, it doesn't suit a short attention span.
There aren't blinking lights, scoring every three seconds and half a million other indicators to tell you what's going on. You've just got to figure it out for yourself. :(

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:26 am

As you wish...but soccer is fucking boring, dood

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:42 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:True, it doesn't suit a short attention span.
There aren't blinking lights, scoring every three seconds and half a million other indicators to tell you what's going on. You've just got to figure it out for yourself. :(

You're just spazzing because dear leaders team won, beating the only other country with more shame.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:08 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:True, it doesn't suit a short attention span. There aren't blinking lights, scoring every three seconds and half a million other indicators to tell you what's going on. You've just got to figure it out for yourself. :(

The average NFL game has 21 points scored in 60 minutes of play. That is 3 TDs or 7 FGs or a combination thereof. It averages to a scoring play at best every 8 minutes or so.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:17 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: half a million other indicators to tell you what's going on. You've just got to figure it out for yourself. :(

No bells or whistles needed to figure out what is going on. Look at your TV. You see fags in short shorts running in a meadow. Look to the left of your screen and see a zero. Look to the right of your screen and see a zero. Look to your remote and click.

Soccer is simple. The hard part if figuring why the rest of the shitsucking planet creams themselves like Diego at a Justin Beiber concert over it.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:58 am

You see fags in short shorts running in a meadow

Most summer sports are played in meadows, I've never felt meadows are something to be concerned about.
Meadows aren't threatening, they haven't got an evil leader.
Meadows didn't knock down the world trade centres. I've never felt the need to cover myself in armour, put on a helmet, shoulder pads to play sport in a meadow.
Australians play full contact sport in meadows and don't need to don full body armour,.
A manly pair of short trousers do every time, the short shorts came be chalked up to your questionable imagination.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:10 am

Toddowen wrote:Ladies figure skaters landing head first into the ice get right back on their skates again as long as they are conscious. One soccer players long wavy trusses brushes another, and they both immediately drop to the turf trying to outdo each others agony throe. All you need to know about soccer.

Have you actually been to a professional match in person? They aren't playing pattycakes out there.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:07 am

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Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:03 pm

I've been trying to figure out why I do not care for soccer. Sure---it is a demanding sport physically in spite of the theatrics that happen any time someone gets "hurt"; I'll give soccer fan that much. But the real question is why do most Americans like myself consider the sport to be boring/lame or what have you.
I think there are multiple factors for this:
#1--Americans are sport's statistics freaks. Baseball has many:batting averages, pitching ERA's, stolen bases, strikeouts, etc..
Football (our sport) has Yards rushing, QB stats, sacks, receptions, run backs, etc. There is nothing like that for soccer fan.
#2-- Our major sports have events that happen within the game that are crowd pleasers: home runs, double plays, amazing spin dunk moves, long break away runs, etc. That make you want to watch closely so you don't miss them. Soccer just has one--GOAL, not even a crushing body check into the boards like hockey or a good old fashioned NHL glove dropping brawl.
Food for thought.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:19 pm

R-Jack wrote: The hard part if figuring why the rest of the shitsucking planet creams themselves like Diego at a Justin Beiber concert over it.

More sex with minors smack from a pedophile. :doh:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:20 pm

Not enough beer commercials and soul-crushing colour commentary.

Plus, big fat couch potatoes can't identify with soccer players.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:22 pm

mvscal wrote: And served up in an African shithole no less.

Much like a gulf pelican, you are predictably slimy.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:31 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:34 pm

I find olympic and World Cup soccer to be quite watchable, but any sport that can end in a scoreless tie is fundamentally flawed.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I find olympic and World Cup soccer to be quite watchable, but any sport that can end in a scoreless tie is fundamentally flawed.

You mean like regular season NFL football and hockey?

At least on the theoretical level.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:58 pm

The scoreline isn't always an accurate measurement of the game itself. With less scoring comes more release when it does go in, there's more work put into it and the rewards are greater. It's like having a choice between three Big Macs or a single steak tenderloin.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:59 pm

Yeah, it happens sooooo often in football Donovan McNabb didn't even know it was possible.