LaBron James will join the KKK before Labron gets a ring in Miami.
Kobe Bryant will be cheered in Colorado before Labron gets a ring in Miami
Tila Tequila will be STD-free before Labron gets a ring in Miami
JaSizzurp Russell will stop using cough syrup before Labron gets a ring in Miami
Diego in Seattle will stop using cough syrup before Labron gets a ring in Miami
KFC Paul will back away from the feed trough with dignity before Labron gets a ring in Miami.
...........and so on.
Things that will happen before LaBron gets a ring in Miami.
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Re: Things that will happen before LaBron gets a ring in Mia
He'll never try as hard to win a game in his life as he did last night.
And he still failed.
And he still failed.