Tim McGraws "Drugs,or Jesus".

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:33 am

I'll take,,,drugs. :)

I hate that fuckin song. Wait,,I hate ALL his songs.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:08 am

I don't listen to him. But he's hot, so he can sing about anything he wants. I wouldn't pay attention to anything he says anyway. :)

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:47 pm

McGraw fucking blows. Good thing I have to listen to him every hour on the hour five fucking days a week. :rollingmyfuckingeyes: This is the same douche bag that that tells the press that he "couldn't go pop if you loaded (his) butt with firecrackers" (or something real close to that), records a shitty, unclever ripoff of Mellencamp's "Cherry Bomb" and calls it "Back When" with a line that says "I bought 'Street Slang for Dummies' 'cuz they put pop in my country..." and then fucking records a song with Nelly (which is probably the best work he's done in 6 or 7 years). What an ass.

On the plus side, he was solid in "Friday Night Lights" and gets to fuck Faith Hill. So I guess he kind of has 'bode. But still, fuck him.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:53 pm

The Assassin wrote:I'll take,,,drugs. :)

I hate that fuckin song.

Why? Is it because it actually has lyrics?

I love most of TM's work. He's a SUPERSTAR.

Is he hot? Hell yeah.

I don't like the song with Nelly though. Not suprising.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:05 pm

trev wrote:
The Assassin wrote:I'll take,,,drugs. :)

I hate that fuckin song.
Why? Is it because it actually has lyrics?

I love most of TM's work. He's a SUPERSTAR.

Is he hot? Hell yeah.

I don't like the song with Nelly though. Not suprising.

No because my fiancee is obsessed with him. I get so sick of hearing Tim this,Tim that. She hates Faith Hill,she knows where Tim lives,she knows his kids name,his pets name etc. Its almost stalkerlike. We gotta listen to his lousy CD in her car,god forbid she doesnt hear the whole song,she'll just hit repeat.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:11 pm

She's a keeper for sure, Assasin.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:22 pm

Assasin, she's just mad because Faith is extremely protective of her family regarding stalkers. You better think twice about anyone who doesn't think Faith is nothing short of perfect.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:28 pm

Dinsdale wrote:She's a keeper for sure, Assasin.

LOL you know I just realized all I do is post her flaws.

To be fair i'll post some positive things about her.

1.Shes a good cook

2. Shes a great listener

3. She is a slut in bed

4.She puts up with my bullshit

5.She acknowledges that Jimi Hendrix is a far superior artist then Tim McGraw *

*ok I made that one up.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:29 pm

The Assassin wrote:No because my fiancee is obsessed with him. I get so sick of hearing Tim this,Tim that. She hates Faith Hill,she knows where Tim lives,she knows his kids name,his pets name etc. Its almost stalkerlike. We gotta listen to his lousy CD in her car,god forbid she doesnt hear the whole song,she'll just hit repeat.

RUN!!!!!!

No, I'm not kidding. Just RUN!!!!!!

You will thank me later. A woman that celebrity obsessed will never be able to consider your needs as anything other than secondary.

scritti · Post by **scritti** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:19 pm

The Assassin wrote:
No because my fiancee is obsessed with him. I get so sick of hearing Tim this,Tim that. She hates Faith Hill,she knows where Tim lives,she knows his kids name,his pets name etc. Its almost stalkerlike. We gotta listen to his lousy CD in her car,god forbid she doesnt hear the whole song,she'll just hit repeat.

that girl needs therapy....

sin,
Robert John Bardo

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:32 pm

In.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:01 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:In.

Who the fuck are those homos?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:20 pm

Big & Rich

As much as I didn't want to dig any of their stuff, I've got to say that it's some of the freshest shit out of Nashville in decades. Bonus points for originality and marketing.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:23 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Big & Rich

As much as I didn't want to dig any of their stuff, I've got to say that it's some of the freshest shit out of Nashville in decades. Bonus points for originality and marketing.

They're 3 People short of a Village. If you know what I mean.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:33 pm

Fuck every homo mentioned in this thread.

Love,

PIG · Post by **PIG** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:34 pm

BSmack wrote:They're 3 People short of a Village. If you know what I mean.

An indian, a construction worker and a policeman.

What do I win?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:39 pm

The Assassin wrote:

No because my fiancee is obsessed with him. I get so sick of hearing Tim this,Tim that. She hates Faith Hill,she knows where Tim lives,she knows his kids name,his pets name etc. Its almost stalkerlike. We gotta listen to his lousy CD in her car,god forbid she doesnt hear the whole song,she'll just hit repeat.

Im going to suggest taking up spousal beating immediately.

Honestly, we'd all understand.

Tim McGraw a superstar???? buwahahahahahahahahahaaaa! Fuckin' hicks never cease to amaze me.....you hay balin' losers are always good for a laugh or 50.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:42 pm

I don't like rap I don't like country rap. Big and Rich don't have the strongest vocals. But Big and Rich are growing on me after their performance on the CMT video awards the other night.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:43 pm

RJ, I'm in a mood. Watch it. :twisted:

:)

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:47 pm

trev wrote:RJ, I'm in a mood. Watch it. :twisted:

:)

Gimme a break.......there are 2 trashy ass pop princesses making shit music who have 10 times more name recognition than McWhatever ever will.

Superstar? Maybe to pig stuffers and cow rapists, but to any part of the world with vehicles that have tires instead of wooden wheels, he is a nonfactor.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:48 pm

trev wrote:RJ, I'm in a mood. Watch it. :twisted:

:)

What are you going to do? Send Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney after him?

http://countrymusic.about.com/library/blarrest.htm

OMG: There is a song where Tim and Kenny sing their true love to each other.

Kenny:
You know that restaurant on highway 1
With the key lime pie that song the sand and the sun
Where we ran in our barefeet
Built a castle on the beach
Just the wind,the rocks, the waves and you and me

Chorus:
I can't go there
Cuz thats just too much us
I can't go there
I still feel your touch
Theres places in my heart and head that feel as empty as our bed
So most nights i dont even walk upstairs
Cuz I can't go there

Remember San Francisco on that cable car
Our reflection in the window of that store
How we danced the night away
With the lights out on the bay
Then wound up in a blanket on the floor

Chorus:
I can't go there
Cuz 'Friscos too much us
I can't go there
I still feel your touch
Now theres places in my heart and head that
still feel as empty as our bed
So most nights i dont even walk upstairs
Cuz i can't go there

If it was only Florida or California
Maybe I could let myself move on
But its everywhere we've been
And everywhere I turn
I can't love again
Cuz i've learned

That I can't go there
Its somethin i can't do
I can't go there
I'll run into you
I can't go there

Tim Mcgraw:
When the sun shines, when it rains
Christmas parties, football games

Kenny: I can't go there

Tim: Winter, summer, fall or spring
I see you in everything

I can't go there..
Its too much us
I can't go there

God Damn! Them are some hardcore flamers.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:53 pm

BSmack wrote:
trev wrote:RJ, I'm in a mood. Watch it. :twisted:

:)
What are you going to do? Send Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney after him?

http://countrymusic.about.com/library/blarrest.htm

Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw were arrested in Buffalo, NY after Chesney ran away with a Mounted Reserve deputy's horse, and McGraw attacked deputies that tried to corral him

Somebody want to tell these twin sheep squirting inbreds that there are actual fucking cars to drive around in now?

No doubt they set out for the Oregon Trail before getting popped.

Fucking Hick Losers.

sparks19 · Post by **sparks19** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:15 pm

first of all there is nothing wrong with living in the country. See in the country you can have LOUD ass parties and noone is close enough to you to call the cops lol. barn parties were always the best. Throw a bunch of big speakers in a barn get a lot of booze and you are set for the night. country parties always last until the wee hours because there is noone around to disturb you :D

Big and Rich i don't know how i feel about them. I liked the song save a horse ride a cowboy but that new song big time or whatever its called drives me insane.

As for Tim Mcgraw i don't think he really cares if any of us think he is a superstar or not. Remember he is a millionaire regardless of whether he is a hick or not. So who is the one laughing here.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:41 pm

Jealous fuckers.

Now you've done it. You get to look at pictures of Tim.

Oh, and just remember, he could kick all your asses in every sport,
in addition to being a SUPERSTAR.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:45 pm

trev wrote:Jealous fuckers. Now you've done it. You get to look at pictures of Tim. Oh, and just remember, he could kick all your asses in every sport, in addition to being a SUPERSTAR.

I will tear him a new asshole on the golf course. Tim, do you hear me?

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:46 pm

You forgot the picture of his gigantic baldspot.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:49 pm

trev wrote:Jealous fuckers.

Now you've done it. You get to look at pictures of Tim.

Oh, and just remember, he could kick all your asses in every sport,
in addition to being a SUPERSTAR.

Yeah, a crop circle balding old man who's about 5'7' and wieghs a buck sixty would certainly have a punker like me thinking twice....

Whats next-dude snaking a cops gun from a holster and attempting to re-create the OK Corral?

What a back ass idiot this clown is.

His music is the stuff that prompts people to hide thier ice picks for thier own sanity.........

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:54 pm

Bitch is posing like he's on boyass.com. I pray to god the Acuff-Rose label has died lest it be witness to these atrocities.

why the fuck do these country pop stars try to out-hick each other? The missouri girl sings the praises of being a "redneck woman", and hausfraus listen to it as they mosey in their Ford Aerostar to the Wild Wild Westfield Shopping Mall. Country fans emulate stupidity I guess because emulating intelligence would be too much of a stretch.

Be proud, country fan. Just as you look at the rap awards and think ghetto, everyone else looks at the country awards and thinks trailer. Aim high.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:57 pm

What?? Want more???

KEEP IT UP!!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:59 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:

KCARACK

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:01 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Bitch is posing like he's on boyass.com. I pray to god the Acuff-Rose label has died lest it be witness to these atrocities.

why the fuck do these country pop stars try to out-hick each other? The missouri girl sings the praises of being a "redneck woman", and hausfraus listen to it as they mosey in their Ford Aerostar to the Wild Wild Westfield Shopping Mall. Country fans emulate stupidity I guess because emulating intelligence would be too much of a stretch.

Be proud, country fan. Just as you look at the rap awards and think ghetto, everyone else looks at the country awards and thinks trailer. Aim high.

What's even scarier is watching seniors and near senior citizens boogie down to the beat of BushCo approved, pro family, pro war, God fearing modern Top 40 Country. I swear Reba McIntyre and Martina McBride are my dad's Viagra substitute. You see a 55+ plus year old, SUV driving white American and you have a 90% chance that they are a Top 40 Country fan.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:02 pm

trev wrote:What?? Want more???
KEEP IT UP!!

No problem.

sin

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Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:05 pm

"Iraq and I roll."

Love,
Hayseed who can't separate himself and his country.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:06 pm

Damn, in that last pic, Goatfucker looks more stoned than Dinsdale after a weekend in Eugene.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:06 pm

BODE:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:08 pm

trev wrote:BODE:

Posting soon to be adblocked pics of the fag with his horsefrau won't help you.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:17 pm

Whatever!

This thread has more activity than most threads in this God-forsaken forum!

Find the inner cowboy in you.

OUT.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:22 pm

trev wrote:Whatever!

This thread has more activity than most threads in this God-forsaken forum!

Find the inner cowboy in you.

OUT.

No prob...

:P

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:26 pm

Back to the topic at hand.......

Imma gonna have to go with "drugs."

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:43 pm

What about this pic sez "inner cowboy"? He looks rough and rugged in that well-plucked, lotioned, takes-pilates sorta way.

Whiskey bottle
over jesus
not forever
just for now

T1B

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