Your T1B "road trip"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:44 am

Okay, you rent a minivan from Budget and are allowed to take along four other T1B'ers on a wild, debauch, trip to hell.

Who do you invite?

My list:

1. Mace
2. trev (she will be our Daphne from Scooby Doo)
3. Dins
4. Go Coogs

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:41 am

Martyred wrote:Okay, you rent a minivan from Budget and are allowed to take along four other T1B'ers on a wild, debauch, trip to hell.

Who do you invite?

My list:

1. Mace
2. trev (she will be our Daphne from Scooby Doo)
3. Dins
4. Go Coogs

Since I'm first on the list, does that mean I ride shotgun?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:58 am

1. JON
2. Paul
3. mtool
4. Pikkle

You can thank me later.

SEC Ballsucking Homer · Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:05 pm

Jsc810
T REX
Sudden Sam
Papa Willie

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:20 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:1. JON
2. Paul
3. mtool
4. Pikkle

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:26 pm

Of those I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting, I'd have to say these 4 would be way at the top of the list for such a hypothetical gathering.

Wags- But I wouldn't let him buy the beer
Dins- Because he can turn a toaster into a digital watch
Screwy- I'd let him run the radio just to watch everybody else freak out
KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:36 pm

Is that guy on your right seasick ? To do a Bill Buckley, I think I'd have a better time with 4 guys picked at random out of the Fort Myers phone book.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:48 pm

Some good choices so far, I'll go with:

velocet
Moorese
Dinsdale
mvscal

With that group, I'm quite sure I wouldn't (perhaps couldn't is a better word here) get a word in edgewise.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:50 pm

I'd have to take a poll, and figure out who had the best drugs.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:09 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'd have to take a poll, and figure out who had the best drugs.

If you just go by who has the most, you’ve probably got Wolfman and jsc for starters.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:44 pm

My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:47 pm

Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Kick it up to Beast Ice, and I may have a seat for you.

I suppose I'd have to find a nondrinker to drive, though.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:13 pm

it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:17 pm

Felix wrote:it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

I was pretty much thinking the same thing.

We'll go for a year -- Florida and Arizona in winter, california in spring, Southern Oregon in summer and fall... and Hawaii when we get some pontoons for the minivan.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:21 pm

Toddowen wrote:I think I'd go with Ana Ng, Ana Ng, Ana Ng, and Ana Ng.

In that case, I'll just go with Mace

Not the poster, the weapons.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:30 pm

Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Oh come on, you’re like 80 years old. All of you guys have those week-long pill boxes where you load up 15 or 30 pills into the little parts marked for each day of the week so you can keep track of that shit. Whenever you’re able to remember where you keep the pillbox.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Dins (because we'd need a token black)

:doh:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:06 pm

Papa Willie wrote:SS
Jsc
Carson
Smackie
Dins (because we'd need a token black)
Ana (tits!)
Mikey

That's not to slight some of the other folks here, but I don't really give a fuck. I'd probably pay to have Goober flown in via a Medi-copter to share various WWI stories with us for entertainment.

Jesus, I was born in 1952. I'm old enough to be...your older brother (but much too intelligent to pass for it).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:08 pm

Toddowen wrote:I guess I should expand on my choices a little, since it appears I may need a few hands to hold Ana down, shince it doesn't appear that she is going to be a cooperative subject,

Much like any of your other sex partners, you FAT drunken PEDOPHILE.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:37 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Wolfman wrote:My only "drugs" are Beast Light and a daily fish oil capsule. Sorry.

Kick it up to Beast Ice, and I may have a seat for you.

I suppose I'd have to find a nondrinker to drive, though.

OK, who stole Dinsdale's password?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 pm

Toddowen wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
Toddowen wrote:I think I'd go with Ana Ng, Ana Ng, Ana Ng, and Ana Ng.
In that case, I'll just go with Mace

Not the poster, the weapons.
It's good that you said "weapons", because the chemical deterant is about the weakest link in a law enforcement agents arsenal.

I speak from experience. They might as well call that stuff laughing gas.

Oh.

I was kinda thinking more of the "flanged","chain", and "spiked" variety.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:39 pm

Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:17 am

Maybe some cloves, parsley, rosemary, and sage would be good too.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:58 am

My list:

PSUFAN - (we'd save travel time on bathroom breaks, as he'd no doubt rather just shit his drawers)
RJack - (funny, witty guy who's easy on the optics, and seems like he'd know how to change a tire)
Trev - (I don't wanna be the only female, and I'd like someone other than ME for my next choice to pick on.......)
Mvscal - (because if we're going to end up in Hell, I'd like to have someone with us that speaks the language)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:05 am

PSUFAN wrote:Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis

zing

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:09 am

PSUFAN wrote:Got some childrearing to do? ROAD TRIP!!!

--otis

--DiS

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:13 am

BSmack wrote:KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.

Why the hell would anyone visit Crapchester?

And better yet, why the hell would anyone live there ... and continue to live there?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:14 am

Dins (what's a drunken roadie without some pigfukking escapade)
Mikey (if we broke down in the middle of nowhere, you gotta have some "professor" type dude to cobble together a radio)
Smackie Chan (in charge of finding good radio stations)
TiVo-(mascot)

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:17 am

Felix wrote:Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

Qbert was run.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:31 am

Papa Willie wrote: Bitch.

What, you're mad at her because she didn't pick you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:45 am

Wags, I know you and I have had some difficult interactions these past few days, but I'm willing to dump Coogs and give you his spot in the minivan. Of course, you'll have to sit on the bench seat in the back with Mace. (Sorry Mace, no-can-do on the shotgun...trev called it, fair and square).

...and trev, if you need me to pull over at the next rest stop so you can take care of your "lady problems", just say so. Don't be embarrassed, we're all friends 'n stuff.

Sorry Coogs, but you are kinda boring and Wags is...well...pretty awesome.

:scs: GO TEAM T1B MINIVAN! :scs:

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:51 am

BSmack wrote:Of those I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting, I'd have to say these 4 would be way at the top of the list for such a hypothetical gathering.

Wags- But I wouldn't let him buy the beer...
...KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.

Really?

TWO Kansas Citians on the same trip?

Oh my...

Wags: You suck!

Scott: No, you suck!

Scott: But you're a faggy buttlicker...

Wags: No, YOU'RE a faggy buttlicker...

Fi-deen hun-nert miles of "I Know You Are But What Am I."

Well played, B. Have a swell trip. Mind the cheeseburgers at the roadside diners...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:53 am

Ana Ng wrote: seems like he'd know how to change a tire.

Oh, Oh, Oh... I can change a tire!

~spray

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:58 am

Spray brings his own spare er'where he goes.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:06 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:My list:

PSUFAN - (we'd save travel time on bathroom breaks, as he'd no doubt rather just shit his drawers)
RJack - (funny, witty guy who's easy on the optics, and seems like he'd know how to change a tire)
Trev - (I don't wanna be the only female, and I'd like someone other than ME for my next choice to pick on.......)
Mvscal - (because if we're going to end up in Hell, I'd like to have someone with us that speaks the language)
Bitch.

Fine. But I'm making YOU pick which two T1B'ers you'd like to take the space of in my minivan.

Christ!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:11 am

My road trip crew would consist of only three of the brethren because #1 we're not taking any bitches and #2 noone of my crew would be riding bitch.

Well that, and because there's only about 3 of you here I'd trust farther than I could throw you.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:12 am

KC Scott wrote:
Felix wrote:it'd be a golf trip so it'd be Dins, go cougs, Indyfrisco, and Bsmack...with Qbert as a backup (whatever happened to that guy)

I want to see if cougs can hit it as far as he says he can

But which one will you stick with the bar tab?

who's ever out the door last :)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:23 am

1. Wolfman - He might die, and we could re-enact scenes to Weekend at Bernie's
2. Zyclone - We could take his ride, which turns into a boat which turns into a plane which turns into a mansion which turns into a brothel
3. Jsc - See #1
4. Rack Fu - To negotiate any complicated terrain

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:31 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Rack Fu - To negotiate any complicated terrain

As in Grass Clippings?

I fucking knew you were running that troll.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:32 am

poptart wrote:
BSmack wrote:KC Scott- Dude picks the worst possible times to visit Rochester. One of these days bro.
Why the hell would anyone visit Crapchester?

And better yet, why the hell would anyone live there ... and continue to live there?

You live in KOREA and you're running location smack?

Uh OK.