The urge was too much.

[Trampis]

The urge to rub one out in Walmart.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... isle-three

[Go Coogs']

A police source told TSG that the toy in question was a lightsaber (apparently of the "Star Wars" variety)

What's really sad is it's not the first time a lightsaber's been used as a cum rag.

[BSmack]

Wipe cock on light saber?

[mvscal]

What's really sad is it's not the first time a lightsaber's been used as a cum rag.

This is a clear cry for help. Seriously, Rumps. You should probably be able to sue somebody. A school district or Catholic Church or something.

[Go Coogs']

I was referring to Luke trying to lay the wood to his sister.

[Dan Vogel]

This story is sickening but it reminds me of the incident I had with my neighbor a while back that I told about here. See my point is that these kind of soft core pornography magazines should not even be on public display at checkout lines in stores like Walmart. You go into the checkout line and maybe you're with children or family and you've got skin magazines and titliating magazines right up in front of you. It's very awkward. My neigbor had those kind of muscle magazines and things in his garbage and it blew over and into my yard one day and he and I had an issue over that because I have children. They need to keep pornography in the special stores they have just for that and those kind of people. There is no excuse for this man and he's got emotional problems but the store shouldn't have this kind of material out in the first place.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!