Rumor has it...

[BSmack]

...that the Black Eyed Peas are doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/black-eye ... time-28995

WTF???

[Go Coogs']

Thank god. I say to hell with rolling out these blue haired "rock legends" and lets get on with the new.

Black-Eyed Peas are entertaining at least. They can pretty much perform anything.

[Go Coogs']

Ssssoooo in one thread you get onto a guy about following you around in each thread and then you pull this???

Mmmkay.

[Screw_Michigan]

Thank god. I say to hell with rolling out these blue haired "rock legends" and lets get on with the new.

Black-Eyed Peas are entertaining at least. They can pretty much perform anything.

Can't get any worse than the Black Eyed Peas. They aren't even musicians. Just marketers.

The BEP are everything that's wrong with "modern music."

[War Wagon]

Wow... I agree with Screwball.

Listening to the Black Eyed Peas is only slighty preferable to jamming knitting needles in my eardrums.

[Screw_Michigan]

Wow... I agree with Screwball.

Listening to the Black Eyed Peas is only slighty preferable to jamming knitting needles in my eardrums.

William, or whatever the fuck his name is, is on record as saying they write music to sell products and get their songs used in commercials. Artistic integrity isn't even on the radar.

The BEP are nothing more than marketers, they just use a different medium.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

William, or whatever the fuck his name is, is on record as saying they write music to sell products and get their songs used in commercials. Artistic integrity isn't even on the radar.

The BEP are nothing more than marketers, they just use a different medium.

OMG. The world's biggest sell-outs are going to be the headlining act for... the year's biggest corporate sponsored sell-out overhyped overmarketed inyourface event. I can't believe you faggots analyze this shit every year in between your Justin Beiber takes.

[War Wagon]

I can't believe you faggots analyze this shit every year in between your Justin Beiber takes.

Justin who?

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Apparently, you do.

[Go Coogs']

Can't get any worse than the Black Eyed Peas. They aren't even musicians. Just marketers.

The BEP are everything that's wrong with "modern music."

Took my niece to go see them a few years ago. Will.I.Am can pretty much do it all. He was on the piano, drums, and a guitar playing all kinds of shit that wasn't BEP music. The dude is talented. Sure, they record what sells to the masses, but they are more fucking entertaining than the Stones, McCartney, and The Who.

That is what the Super Bowl halftime show is supposed to do...entertain, right?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I can't believe you faggots analyze this shit every year in between your Justin Beiber takes.

Justin who?

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Apparently, you do.

Are you intimating me knowing of this person a bad thing? If so, why... seeing as how you've never heard of him?

[Joe in PB]

Super Bowl halftime?

For me its a piss break, time for drink refilling and checking out some food.

The music is always a joke, but then again so are the corporate fans (90-95%) who attend but could care less about either team, and are more interested in the afterward's party.

[War Wagon]

Are you intimating me knowing of this person a bad thing? If so, why... seeing as how you've never heard of him?

I was inferring that if "faggots" drop takes about Justin Beiber, you must have some inside info.

Poor choice of words and misdirected smack on your part.

We are free to talk about the SB halftime show and BEP sucking without being called faggots.

If that's all you've got to bring to the table, just shut the fuck up instead.

[War Wagon]

they are more fucking entertaining than the Stones, McCartney, and The Who.

I knew you were stupid, but I didn't know you were that stupid.

well, maybe I did.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I was inferring that if "faggots" drop takes about Justin Beiber, you must have some inside info. Poor choice of words and misdirected smack on your part.

It doesn't take you very long to regress into the ole IKYABWAI thing, does it, faggot? What, exactly, was my poor word choice and are you intimating that my aim isn't true, milksop? I just double-checked the calibration of my faggometer, and believe me, that sumbitch is spot on.

We are free to talk about the SB halftime show and BEP sucking without being called faggots.

You're right. You could also be a chick. Which are you, poof? God forbid if some washed up piece of shit band isn't playing during halftime of the biggest game of the year, eh penilepanderer? Take your righteous indignation about 'the halftime entertainment' to the Glory Hole forum, chaincocksmoker.

[BSmack]

Took my niece to go see them a few years ago. Will.I.Am can pretty much do it all. He was on the piano, drums, and a guitar playing all kinds of shit that wasn't BEP music. The dude is talented. Sure, they record what sells to the masses, but they are more fucking entertaining than the Stones, McCartney, and The Who. That is what the Super Bowl halftime show is supposed to do...entertain, right?

The BEP are to music what Cicero & Crown are to heterosexuality, what AP is to gender identification and what KC Paul is to ectomorphisim.

[Truman]

...What, exactly, was my poor word choice and are you intimating that my aim isn't true, milksop? I just double-checked the calibration of my faggometer, and believe me, that sumbitch is spot on.

Well, a pretty good place to start might be with the "OMG" and Justin Bieber reference you dropped in your initial post.

Jayzus, ucantdiegoSTyle2, you sound like you're "BFF's" with a 15 year old little girl.

Going out on a redwood here, but I'm guessing you wouldn't have need to carry that protective "faggometer" of yours if you were to lose the Valley Girl speech impediment. Carry on....

[Go Coogs']

The BEP are to music what Cicero & Crown are to heterosexuality, what AP is to gender identification and what KC Paul is to ectomorphisim.

Umm, no.

I'm tired of the SB committee always going with the safe pick by choosing rock legends who are way over the hill and are mildly entertaining. After the Jan Jackson fiasco back in '04 they've completely gone old-old school with the exception of Prince, which btw has been the best show since that time.

BEP doesn't play a lead guitar and consist of your standard 4-piece band that you old fucks won't detach from. Who the fuck cares? BEP entertains me. They are different. Fergie is much easier on the eyes than Keith and Mic. Sue me for wanting to see something other than five geriatrics attempting to do high kicks to their 30-year old worn out songs.

[Screw_Michigan]

BEP entertains me.

Why hold yourself to such a low standard?

[Go Coogs']

Why hold yourself to such a low standard?

Why is it considered a low standard? Is it because they weren't born in the 50s and don't play bass, lead, and drums and start off every song with 30 second riff?

[BSmack]

Why hold yourself to such a low standard?

Why is it considered a low standard? Is it because they weren't born in the 50s and don't play bass, lead, and drums and start off every song with 30 second riff?

Screwy is the last person you should be accusing of being stuck in the past.

But that aside, is there a BEP song that isn't autotuned to death? They are a producer driven farce.

[mvscal]

Fergie is much easier on the eyes than Keith and Mic. Sue me for wanting to see something other than five geriatrics attempting to do high kicks to their 30-year old worn out songs.

At least Keith and Mick don't piss all over themselves until after the gig.



You shouldn't be sued, you should be nailed to a wall and used as a dart board.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Well, a pretty good place to start might be with the "OMG" and Justin Bieber reference you dropped in your initial post.

If Puffy Coat comes in here and drops some righteous IKYABWAI smack, I can cash in my winning KC tard trifecta.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

At least Keith and Mick don't piss all over themselves until after the gig.

I call bullshit. Those fossils are changing their adult diapers in between sets...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What's a Super Bowl halftime show?

[Truman]

Well, a pretty good place to start might be with the "OMG" and Justin Bieber reference you dropped in your initial post.

If Puffy Coat comes in here and drops some righteous IKYABWAI smack, I can cash in my winning KC tard trifecta.

Fail. Not so much, Miley.

Did you not ask "...What, exactly, was my poor word choice...?"

KYOA much? Stop texting high school sophomores, pervert.

[War Wagon]

It doesn't take you very long to regress into the ole IKYABWAI thing, does it, faggot? What, exactly, was my poor word choice and are you intimating that my aim isn't true, milksop? I just double-checked the calibration of my faggometer, and believe me, that sumbitch is spot on.

Tilting at windmills.

If there's anything more inappropiately and indiscriminately used in smack board lexicon than IKYABWAI, I haven't seen it. It takes an exceptionally lame effort to even pull that card... kinda' like guys who right click save a Tiberious/Crown pic and use it ad nauseum trying to be funny.

It isn't and they aren't.

Shave with a dull blade, much?

[Screw_Michigan]

kinda' like guys who right click save a Tiberious/Crown pic and use it ad nauseum trying to be funny.

This will never not be funny.

[War Wagon]

To each his own I guess. I never found it to be the least bit funny but it seems the majority of frat boys find pull my finger humor in it. I'll follow the path less traveled.

[R-Jack]

I'll follow the path less traveled.

Have at it you obtuse dipshit.

[War Wagon]

Nice red X you've got there.

I doubt you even understand the definition of obtuse, but have got the dipshit part down pat.

[R-Jack]

I doubt you even understand the definition of obtuse

ob·tuse   /əbˈtus, -ˈtyus/
[uhb-toos, -tyoos]

–adjective
1. not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull.
2. not sharp, acute, or pointed; blunt in form.
3.

, but have got the dipshit part down pat.

4.

If there's anything more inappropiately and indiscriminately used in smack board lexicon than IKYABWAI, I haven't seen it.

Can't get five posts out before falling prey to the very lexicon you don't get? Yeah, I'd say I nailed it.

[Screw_Michigan]

Is that like IKYABWAI smack or am I just confused?

[War Wagon]

You posted the dictionary definition?

I would guess we're all obtuse to some degree, myself, in the "not sensitive" department.

I'd never even heard the word until I watched the Shawshank Redemption for the first of many times.