Old School Homosmack Flamewar AKA: Pinheads and Patriots

[poptart]

Pinheads
Mike Pereira
Bill Maher
Lebron James
World Cup Soccer Fan
Angelina Jolie
Steven Hawking
Martyred
D-1 College Football Fan
Joy Behar
JaMarcus Russell


Patriots
Clinton Portis
Mel Gibson
Bruce Gradkowski
Get Fucked
Velma Hart
Epic Beard Man
Victoria Jackson
Katrina Beer Looter
Craig T. Nelson
Asian Nail Salon Lady

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I never make any lists.

[Wolfman]

SHITHEADS:

Martard

FTFY

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

SHITHEADS:

Martard

FTFY

Whoa! What the heck? I thought we were cool?

Wait, let me check...

Okay, it turns out we were never "cool". My bad...carry on...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Pinheads
Mike Pereira
Bill Maher
Lebron James
World Cup Soccer Fan
Angelina Jolie
Steven Hawking
Martyred
D-1 College Football Fan
Joy Behar
JaMarcus Russell

Fucking bullshit.

[LTS TRN 2]

Hit the Saki Hard Sunday

poptart

Do you mean the sardonic British author, H.H. Munroe, who wrote under the pen name, "Saki"? Or do you mean the Japanese traditional adult beverage, "sake"?
Try to be clear, it's important.

[poptart]

Pinhead

[mvscal]

Hit the Saki Hard Sunday

poptart

Soju is the Korean beverage of choice.

[FLW Buckeye]

Hit the Saki Hard Sunday

poptart

Soju is the Korean beverage of choice.

If you've ever drank it, it's not much of a choice. Korean rotgut.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Pinheads

Steven Hawking

My hunch is that if 'tart was around during the 17th century he'd want to see Galileo tossed in the slam for saying the earth revolved around the sun.

[mvscal]

If you've ever drank it, it's not much of a choice. Korean rotgut.

It's great...if you like formaldehyde.

[mvscal]

My hunch is that if 'tart was around during the 17th century he'd want to see Galileo tossed in the slam for saying the earth revolved around the sun.

As an ignorant liberal dicklicker who believes religiously in "scientific consensus," it is abundantly clear that you would be the one doing the tossing.

The geocentric model of Claudius Ptolemy was the consensus scientific not religious opinion of the day. Needless to say, anyone crossing the Catholic bureaucracy which ran the university system in Italy (and elsewhere in Europe) ran the risk of being branded a "heretic."

[Q, West Coast Style]

liberal dicklicker

What's your fascination with male genitalia and gay sex anyway? You seem to incorporate these themes into a good many of your posts. How come?

[BSmack]

liberal dicklicker

What's your fascination with male genitalia and gay sex anyway? You seem to incorporate these themes into a good many of your posts. How come?

It is the classic M.O. of the closeted homosexual. It is just a pity that he can't be honest with himself.

[mvscal]

Nothing like a hefty dose IKYABWAI to put a guy on the ropes. You two are veritable juggernauts of smack.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Nothing like a hefty dose IKYABWAI to put a guy on the ropes. You two are veritable juggernauts of smack.

Dude, you're a wanna be cyber-bully. Socially that puts you near the bottom-rung.

I think you fashion yourself as some sort of free-wheeling-no-nonsence-tell-it-like-it-is-macho- man hero, but all you do is go around trying to back up and curry favor with the rightiest of the rights like poptart, because in reality, they are the closest thing you have to an actual friend.

[Cuda]

I could see Tart running an inquisition - he'd be down with Black Hole Garb for sure

pops is a coon, you fucking moron

he's only said so, maybe 50 times

[poptart]

the rightiest of the rights like poptart

I guess you label me "the rightiest of rights" because I am a Christian?

I favor liberty for all citizens.

You, the liberal dicklicker, don't.

I think people should be free to do what they want, make their your own life (so long as it doesn't interfere with someone else's liberty), and be accountable for their own actions.


I've always wondered how a person who embraces liberalism can reconcile the obvious disconnect between wanting personal freedom ... but yet demanding that OTHERS pay for that freedom.

It's quite frankly, retarded.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Nothing like a hefty dose IKYABWAI to put a guy on the ropes. You two are veritable juggernauts of smack.

Dude, you're a wanna be cyber-bully. Socially that puts you near the bottom-rung.

I think you fashion yourself as some sort of free-wheeling-no-nonsence-tell-it-like-it-is-macho- man hero, but all you do is go around trying to back up and curry favor with the rightiest of the rights like poptart, because in reality, they are the closest thing you have to an actual friend.

I've never met mvscal, but I've come to the conclusion that dude is prolly no taller than 5'4", given his wannabe tough guy persona in here. The words "Napoleon Complex" spring immediately to mind whenever I come across one of his posts.

[mvscal]

Nothing like a hefty dose IKYABWAI to put a guy on the ropes. You two are veritable juggernauts of smack.

Dude, you're a wanna be cyber-bully. Socially that puts you near the bottom-rung.

I think you fashion yourself as some sort of free-wheeling-no-nonsence-tell-it-like-it-is-macho- man hero, but all you do is go around trying to back up and curry favor with the rightiest of the rights like poptart, because in reality, they are the closest thing you have to an actual friend.

Actually it's as simple as you not knowing what the fuck you're talking about and, now that you've been plungered for it, you attempt to deflect attention away from your ignorance and stupidity.

I'm just here to provide continuing affirmation of the fact that you're a fucking idiot.

[LTS TRN 2]

My hunch is that if 'tart was around during the 17th century he'd want to see Galileo tossed in the slam for saying the earth revolved around the sun.

The geocentric model of Claudius Ptolemy was the consensus scientific not religious opinion of the day. Needless to say, anyone crossing the Catholic bureaucracy which ran the university system in Italy (and elsewhere in Europe) ran the risk of being branded a "heretic."

Categorical bullshit as usual, from Avi the Rusp Limpdick parrot.

The reason the Church maintained the ancient Greek model of an earth-centric universe was because it perfectly fit their own RELIGIOUS model of a Hebraic tribal god centered design, etc.

Seriously, do you really believe any of the idiotic drivel you roll out with such tedious bluster?

Tell us again how there's no fresh water crisis--how it can't be destroyed because it's all one system, etc..

Too bad it really is such a catastrophe, and that loud mouth morons like you are common.

[Atomic Punk]

My hunch is that if 'tart was around during the 17th century he'd want to see Galileo tossed in the slam for saying the earth revolved around the sun.

The geocentric model of Claudius Ptolemy was the consensus scientific not religious opinion of the day. Needless to say, anyone crossing the Catholic bureaucracy which ran the university system in Italy (and elsewhere in Europe) ran the risk of being branded a "heretic."

Categorical bullshit as usual, from Avi the Rusp Limpdick parrot.

The reason the Church maintained the ancient Greek model of an earth-centric universe was because it perfectly fit their own RELIGIOUS model of a Hebraic tribal god centered design, etc.

Seriously, do you really believe any of the idiotic drivel you roll out with such tedious bluster?

You have to be trolling or the dumbest piece of shit that somehow gets to post on this board.

Has nothing to do with religious views or anything. You clearly have ZERO knowledge of ancient history. Un-fucking-beebable that you keep writing this anti-Semitic crap and you have NO knowledge of history. None... You are a joke. For basic science and history knowledge, just watch the Science Channel for a few months and let the experts in their fields give you factual physical evidence of the past. That right there will make it easy for you. It has nothing to do with religion.

Also, do you know what happened back in what 1947? Go blame the British if you want to bitch about that era (the Arab-Israeli conflict was my subject of emphasis at USC's International Relations program) you goddamn fucking douchebaging idiot. You don't know shit and I never respond to YOUR rants because you are "insultingly" stupid.

If you reply I won't answer as you KYOA on this subject that you've made as your troll or rant in your psychotic condition. mvscal doesn't believe in God but that's his call. However, he punches your dirt-filled snail dragging piss crack into the Middle Eastern dust every time you post.

Go become an IED to walk into your local mosque, as you get to choose to blow up whatever followers of whatever false prophet of the false god you want . Win-Win for everyone posting on this board. "And... we're walking, we're walking." ~Flo (Progressive Ins)

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You don't know shit and I never respond to YOUR rants because you are "insultingly" stupid.

I love how you keep telling people about how you never respond to their posts... while responding to their posts.

[Goober McTuber]

AP is channelling the Progressive harpy. Can someone please wytch this bitch’s face onto the AP jizz-stained mirror pic? TIA.

[Atomic Punk]

You don't know shit and I never respond to YOUR rants because you are "insultingly" stupid.

I love how you keep telling people about how you never respond to their posts... while responding to their posts.

And I get into religious and historical discussions with whom? Take your time you fucking 'roided out, bald-headed, 5'0" TapOut shirt wearing wannabe.

[LTS TRN 2]

You don't know shit and I never respond to YOUR rants because you are "insultingly" stupid.

I love how you keep telling people about how you never respond to their posts... while responding to their posts.

Indeed, and what a gasping non-response!

But it's Avi who's the real wingnut. A total fraud who snipes and runs, he's unfortunately typical these days.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

And I get into religious and historical discussions with whom?

Why the fuck are you asking me? Perhaps if you weren't experiencing another blackout while posting, you could actually keep track of this shit for yourself. This much I know... when I feel like putting my boot up your pantied covered dimehole, I do. Other than that... I can't speak to your other epic failures whom you interact with.

[Atomic Punk]

And I get into religious and historical discussions with whom?

Why the fuck are you asking me?

Hey TVO-sized 'roid rager... Look to the above post I've made and to whom I was addressing. (hint) I wasn't talking to YOU. I'm talking about the longer post (the one with content) before you tried to be significunt. It was a different Tard2. Why do you try to embarrass yourself?

[Get fucked]

Patriots
Clinton Portis
Mel Gibson
Bruce Gradkowski
Get Fucked
Velma Hart
Epic Beard Man
Victoria Jackson
Katrina Beer Looter
Craig T. Nelson
Asian Nail Salon Lady

About damn time I made a list.

Now team, the rest of you man up and make us proud. Except you Velma and Victoria, don't man up, just keep womaning Down, if ya know what I mean. Do it for the team.

Oh, and you all

Get fucked

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Look to the above post I've made and to whom I was addressing. (hint) I wasn't talking to YOU.

Are you under the impression that message boards exist soley to reply to people who specifically address you in a post? If that's the case, why did you reply to LTS2? Instead of getting all hyped up about the next 2 for 1 sale at Victoria Secret, perhaps you should spend more time formulating a cogent post.

[smackaholic]

Hey TVO-sized 'roid rager... /quote]

Fail.

I think I mentioned it before, Dude is 6'4 and massive - Brian Urlacher Clone

does anyone else detect a bit of homo mancrush when scott once again points out that ucan't is fahking HUUUUUUGEEEEE!!!!!!!

dude, we get it. ucan't big.

now stop it while you have a shred of hetero cred left.

[Atomic Punk]

Look to the above post I've made and to whom I was addressing. (hint) I wasn't talking to YOU.

Are you under the impression that message boards exist soley to reply to people who specifically address you in a post?

3 fucking times now in this thread alone... I wasn't addressing you while you STILL attempt to deflect attention away from the fact that you are a dumbfucking 'roid rump ranger.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

3 fucking times now in this thread alone... I wasn't addressing you while you STILL attempt to deflect attention away from the fact that you are a dumbfucking 'roid rump ranger.

Three times? Does that include the last couple of posts where you specifically addressed me? Make up your mind, cock concealer.

[Atomic Punk]

3 fucking times now in this thread alone... I wasn't addressing you while you STILL attempt to deflect attention away from the fact that you are a dumbfucking 'roid rump ranger.

Three times? Does that include the last couple of posts where you specifically addressed me? Make up your mind, cock concealer.

I know you're not bright... Who did I initially reply to in this thread? Then what closet homo jumped in to show he is a closet homo idiot when I wasn't talking to YOU? I've specifically told you I wasn't talking to a TVO wannabe.

Scroll back up and see. Also, another poster called you a faggot, so it must be true. Right?

[smackaholic]

does anyone else detect a bit of homo mancrush when scott once again points out that ucan't is fahking HUUUUUUGEEEEE!!!!!!!

I've met a shit load of people from the board, so you kind of have a mental picture, based on the board personna, of what someone will look like when you meet 'em.

Like I picture you to be John Candy with less hair.

Most everyone I've met was more or less kinda what I thought - except Ucan't.

I figured he'd look like an east coast version of Wags - uhhh..... No

The dude could probably go start at LB for the Patriots.

I suspect if he could start at LB for the pats....he would.

Rack him for having the self discipline to put that sort of a body together.

Now stop gushing over it already. You're creeping me out.

And, no, not a bald john candy (yikes). I favor my dago half and am a bit more swarthy and thanks to my not being a lazy fatass the last month or two and riding to work more often than not, I am almost on the proper side of 220 for the first time in quite a while. Hoping to see 200 before my next birfday in march.

[Mikey]

Fuck you.

[poptart]

Now stop gushing over it (ucant's size) already. You're creeping me out.

For real.

Scott keeps carrying on about how fascinated he was by ucant's size and we're starting to piece together a disturbing picuture.

Scott talks about how many dudes he's met from the board - and how he intends to meet more dudes from the board.

Well, ok.

And now we have a thread up in the NFL forum about how this Chief player has been busted on consecutive weeks for fondling the packages of other players on the field.
He's known around the NFL now as the league weirdo.

But Scott and some of the KC boys are all like, "This is just normal football stuff, fellas. Dudes handle other guy's packages routinely in the course of play."

ummm ...

KC Scott coaches youth football.

Coach 'em up well, Scott.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Well done, tart. Well done.

[Atomic Punk]

Does Kansas City have a special shop that sells super soaker towels to wipe TVO gizz off their chins?

[Goober McTuber]

Does Kansas City have a special shop that sells super soaker towels to wipe TVO gizz off their chins?

Why? Did you want to get one for your mirror?