Old School Homosmack Flamewar AKA: Pinheads and Patriots

[Atomic Punk]

Does Kansas City have a special shop that sells super soaker towels to wipe TVO gizz off their chins?

Why? Did you want to get one for your mirror?

Not really, I tend to go after females in real life and not male board posters from here.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Not really, I tend to go after females in real life.

And how is taking pictures of yourself lounging around in women's underwear and sending these candid shots to potential candidates going for you?

[Atomic Punk]

Not looking to hook up with male posters from here or real life... if that's where you're going with this. I think you and another poster need to spend some "special" time together to talk about issues.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Not looking to hook up with male posters from here.

No one said you are. I was simply asking how tucking your junk and donning women's underwear is working for you.

But seeing as how you brought it up... remind me again how many dudes from these boards have you met? I bet it's an extensive list.

[Atomic Punk]

Not looking to hook up with male posters from here.

remind me again how many dudes from these boards have you met? I bet it's an extensive list.

IKYABWAI now?

[Go Coogs']

ucan't big.

How you doin'?

sin,

Pops

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

IKYABWAI now?

More like KYOA much? Don't be shy, tucker. How may dudes? Didn't you travel across country with one of them? Sort of beats me spending a few hours at a sports bar with KCScott and Cue on one occasion doesn't it?

[Atomic Punk]

IKYABWAI now?

More like KYOA much? Don't be shy, tucker. How may dudes? Didn't you travel across country with one of them? Sort of beats me spending a few hours at a sports bar with KCScott and Cue on one occasion doesn't it?

A "real life" buddy of mine that happens to also post on this board that lives 10 minutes away that helps me move isn't like YOU hooking up with Scott Trade from a town known for its retardation. Keep spinning and deflecting 'roider. I'm actually enjoying this now because you are so fucking stupid.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So... when you and Jack (who you met from this board 10+ years ago and have had a 'relationship' with ever since) were sharing rooms at Motel 6 to keep your travel expenses down... who was the spooner and who was the spoonie? Furthermore... how many dudes have you met? 10? 20? How many?

[Atomic Punk]

So... when you and Jack (who you met from this board 10+ years ago and have had a 'relationship' with ever since) were sharing rooms at Motel 6 to keep your travel expenses down... who was the spooner and who was the spoonie? Furthermore... how many dudes have you met? 10? 20? How many?

Hmmm, you are a bit obsessive over men with men. You lift weights, hang out with males from this board, and then continue to go IKYABWAI. I think somebody is now officially out of the closet!

[Jay in Phoenix]

Ahhh, a year and a half away from this board and I see nothing much has changed.

Good times - good times.

Jay

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I'm actually enjoying this now because you are so fucking stupid.

You're a nurse.
You wear women's underwear.
You've traveled across country sharing hotel rooms with other dudes.
You've met an assload of dudes from this board.
You've spent countless months 'stuck' in a submarine with only men.

You've spent your whole life trying to 'act' like a chick and participate in as many sausage parties as is humanly possible. You're 'enjoying' this one-sided exchange of homosmack, uhm, why? If this is your sick version of being manhandled, I am out, bro. I won't be a party to your deviant lifestyle.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I am out, bro.

Easy with that stuff ucant...you're going to get somebody tucking.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Hey there Scott!

The world has been an...interesting place. Lots of changes the last few months. I finally have some time and opportunity to take an occasional gander at the board and thought I would drop a few lines. More to follow soon, hopefully.

Got some catching up to do.

Jay

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

~feverishly racing to nearest keyboard~

-Gashville

[Get fucked]

Ahhh, a year and a half away from this board and I see nothing much has changed.

Good times - good times.

Jay

Get fucked.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Get fucked.

Deftly played.

[smackaholic]

quick, somebody dig valvenis up. a good old fashioned homosmack throw down just don't feel right without him.

maybe somebody can rustle up a decent valtroll.

[smackaholic]

Fuck you.

well, at least you don't need to worry about being stalked by scott, do ya, slim?

scott likes 'em BIG as in NFL LB BIG, not morbidly obese big.

now get out there and buy yourself a decent bike and get skinny. although being about as healthy as chip, i recommend you look into a recumbent.

it is common knowledge in bike geek circles that all recumbent riders are chubby, have technical degrees and a beard. you are just a few weeks of not shaving away from scoring the trifecta.

so, how many other "BIG" trolls do we have out there?

i say we have a board muscleman contest and let scott do the judging

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

now get out there and buy yourself a decent bike and get skinny.

What % of 'diet' do you think goes into this equation?

[smackaholic]

now get out there and buy yourself a decent bike and get skinny.

What % of 'diet' do you think goes into this equation?

dieting will undoubtedly help. the % depends on a number of factors

for me, i find that a steady diet of 25 mile round trip commutes will get me there. the bike commutes along with a proper diet will get me there quicker. you could even get there on diet alone, but, that is the shittiest way to do it in more ways than one.

others with different bodies/diets/metabolisms will have varying results. if your name is dinsdale, you are stuck on skinny no matter what you jam down your piehole.

[jiminphilly]

So... when you and Jack (who you met from this board 10+ years ago and have had a 'relationship' with ever since) were sharing rooms at Motel 6 to keep your travel expenses down... who was the spooner and who was the spoonie?

This post conjured this image from a comedy classic:

[Mace]

Ahhh, a year and a half away from this board and I see nothing much has changed.

Good times - good times.

Jay

Nothing like a homo thread to bring Jay out of the closet...errr....basement.

Good to see you around, Jay.

[Truman]

A "real life" buddy of mine that happens to also post on this board that lives 10 minutes away that helps me move isn't like YOU hooking up with Scott Trade from a town known for its retardation. Keep spinning and deflecting 'roider. I'm actually enjoying this now because you are so fucking stupid.

Anatomic Tuck sez what?!

Thirteen bucks an hour and that LPN of yours practicin' nursin' down at the Shady Rest is sure to get you run any day.

Dude, it isn't a question of how bad we're going to bury you... It's how deep.

Towns known for its retardation? So are we supposed to start with Fresped and work our way up? At least Paul can string together somebody else's cognizant take.

You, on the other hand, have been known to melt down faster than a skyscraper full of burning jet fuel.

... oh, and for posting self-portraits sporting big-girl panties in the reflection of a cum-crusted mirror.

THAT will never be old.

No wonder the Reindeer sing sonnets to your homosexuality.

Are you SURE you want to call out the Defenders?

Really?

This is like dropping a Daisy Cutter on a gerbil cage...

[Atomic Punk]

Truman, I have seen you're name on the boards for years but have never read any of your "takes."

Well, I have finally read one of yours (the one above), and you might want to go to one of those sports forum thingies to nuzzle with others. Please don't tell me you are a resident of KC either, because it would make sense.

Good to see Jay checking in to see nothing has changed...

[poptart]

Jay was run.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

dieting will undoubtedly help. the % depends on a number of factors.

The percentage is at least 50%, if not closer to 75%. This is why we are a nation of fat people. Keep on thinking you can eat whatever the fuck you want, and "eventually", you'll burn enough calories to actually make a dent in your body fat percentage. My money is on you be unable to consistently find the time and/or the motivation to keep on exercising. You're just as bad as the New Year's Resolution wannabees who descend upon gyms in droves after January 1st. By March, these gelatinous fucks are either back on their sofas working on their Cheetos goatee or belly to disgustingly ginormous belly with each other at the buffet lines. You talk a good game. Let's see you execute it. Good luck, dude...

[BSmack]

dieting will undoubtedly help. the % depends on a number of factors.

The percentage is at least 50%, if not closer to 75%. This is why we are a nation of fat people. Keep on thinking you can eat whatever the fuck you want, and "eventually", you'll burn enough calories to actually make a dent in your body fat percentage. My money is on you be unable to consistently find the time and/or the motivation to keep on exercising. You're just as bad as the New Year's Resolution wannabees who descend upon gyms in droves after January 1st. By March, these gelatinous fucks are either back on their sofas working on their Cheetos goatee or belly to disgustingly ginormous belly with each other at the buffet lines. You talk a good game. Let's see you execute it. Good luck, dude...

I'd listen to UCan't. He's Pre-Med.

[R-Jack]

^^^^^RACK UCant^^^^

Case in point. My wife has a horrible bag of dough for a best friend. Some (probably none) would remember her as the one who gained 120lbs after moving to KC. Horrible eating habits that she is passing on to her two kids. It's like the demise of Violet from the first Willy Wonka film in slow motion. Pathetic.

Now I see her occasionally at the gym on the treadmill (poor treadmill). I try to encourage her and tell her to keep it up. I don't really care, I just don't want to go to a funeral of a 30 year old who ate themselves to death and try and keep a straight face. I gave up on patting her on her gravy-infused back when my wife told me after the gym she "rewards" herself with a mocha frappe from McDonalds.

That's right folks. This stupid hog rewards herself with drink with twice as many calories than her gelatinous cankles can burn walking gingerly on a belt. I doubt her story in this country is not a unique one. Sad.

Just to get this thread back on track...........KC Scott is a faggot.

[Dinsdale]

i say we have a board muscleman contest

if your name is dinsdale, you are stuck on skinny no matter what you jam down your piehole.

Out...

But not in a "in front of a jizz-stained mirror" sort of way.

[R-Jack]

Showers with men says what?

[R-Jack]

Purple car "for the wife" says what?

[Go Coogs']

^^^^^^ Why is Paul posting as R-Jack?

[Moving Sale]

Showers with men says what?

Molests his pre pubescent daughter says what?

[poptart]

Pinheads
Mike Pereira
Bill Maher
Lebron James
World Cup Soccer Fan
Angelina Jolie
Steven Hawking
Martyred
D-1 College Football Fan
*Joy Behar*
JaMarcus Russell

And this is why she's on the list.



Typical liberal.

Diversity of opinion, tolerance, acceptance ... errr ...

... unless you give a viewpoint I don't agree with.

I walk off.




Fucking PWNED!

[Mikey]

Rack O'Reily for causing those two cows to stampede off.

Hearing Behar even debate the "70% of Americans don't want that Mosque built there" fact shows how out of touch she is with general american feelings on this.

Didn't watch the clip, but I'd say that prolly 90% of Americans don't really GARA one way or the other.

[Mikey]

I don't doubt that if asked "yes or no" most would say no.

But if they were asked "yes, no, or don't GARA" I'm still betting 90% would say they don't GARA.

[LTS TRN 2]

A pompous blowhard like O'Reilly will someday be awakened--and if only for a second before his lights go out will realize just how foul and fake he's been his entire adult life. Every single position he's advocated has been proven horribly wrong. And his desperate seething advocacy of the entire FOX agenda will only prove disastrous--for everyone.

[poptart]

The official unemployment rate was released yesterday and it fell from 9.4% to 9.0%

Things are LOOKIN' UP under Pharaoh Obama. :D


Small math problem, however, imo, imo.

We know that in order to just keep pace with population growth, the economy must add somewhere between 100,000 to 150,000 jobs per month.

The U.S. Labor Department said we added 36,000 jobs last month.


Shouldn't that then guarantee that the unemployment rate would go UP??


wtf? :|











Pinheads: U.S. Labor Department

[Screw_Michigan]

Not a pinhead: Hilda Solis.