Jay Cutler's vagina is bleeding.....

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:15 am

and they're calling it a concussion.

It was also nice seeing the Dog killer Vick get sandwiched.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:17 am

Cosmo Kramer wrote:It was also nice seeing the Dog killer Vick get sandwiched.

Rack the Skins, you son of a bitch.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:22 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:It was also nice seeing the Dog killer Vick get sandwiched.
Rack the Skins, you son of a bitch.

We'll see who the bitch is next week when The Packers ass-rape the Deadskins.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:26 am

The running game is overrated.

Sincerely,

The 1-1 Packers spread offense.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:26 am

The Fudge Packers are gonna get violated in Landover next Sunday. Don't forget that you pole smoking nancy.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:37 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:The Fudge Packers are gonna get violated in Landover next Sunday. Don't forget that you pole smoking nancy.

You know that your QB is Donovan McNabb, right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:46 am

0-4 says what? Get fucked, dick. Check back in when your shit team and your shit coach win a game.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:52 am

OCmike wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:The Fudge Packers are gonna get violated in Landover next Sunday. Don't forget that you pole smoking nancy.
You know that your QB is Donovan McNabb, right?

I wonder how the 9ers would look with McNabb at QB instead of Alex "tackling dummy" Smith?

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:55 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:The Fudge Packers are gonna get violated in Landover next Sunday. Don't forget that you pole smoking nancy.

Packers win 30-17......The Deadskins fucking suck! I know that it's our nations' capital, but being the President of NAMBLA isin't cool!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:00 am

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Packers win 30-17......The Deadskins fucking suck! I know that it's our nations' capital, but being the President of NAMBLA isin't cool!

You are a world-class, nuclear weapons-grade tard. I'm surprised you are able to survive day-to-day life without being run over by a moving vehicle. Props to you, I guess.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:43 pm

Congratulations on making a post without mentioning shit or cocks. I know your smack Rolodex is limited and it can be difficult for you at times, but progress is progress.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Have you ever noticed how you get your shit kicked out of you no matter what forum you venture into? Does real life fuck you up just as badly? Seriously - I'm almost concerned.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Congratulations on making a post without mentioning shit or cocks. I know your smack Rolodex is limited and it can be difficult for you at times, but progress is progress.

FAIL.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote:This game was so fucking awful that I just turned it off.

What are you talking about? The Giants played a great game. The defense was off the hook. Watching Gay Cuntler get ass raped is always good for a laugh.

Your Falcons really should go back to the red helmets. They look a lot better.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:21 pm

Your Falcons really should go back to the red helmets.

I saw them playing in those old uni's and thought no wonder they're stinking it up. A team just can't help it wearing those.

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:26 pm

I guess Screw's vagina is bleeding....who would've thought? :D

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:52 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I guess Screw's vagina is bleeding....who would've thought? :D

You should get along really well with Screwball. You think men have vaginas, he thinks women have balls. Maybe you need to dial up Gray’s Anatomy on your Kindle.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I guess Screw's vagina is bleeding....who would've thought? :D
You should get along really well with Screwball. You think men have vaginas, he thinks women have balls. Maybe you need to dial up Gray’s Anatomy on your Kindle.
And yet you and Cosmo are both gender confused Pecker fans - must be something in the Milk up there

I’m gender confused? Pretty damn funny coming from KC tard who believes that pro football players fondling the opponents’ junk is par for the course. Try again.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m gender confused? Pretty damn funny coming from KC tard who believes that pro football players fondling the opponents’ junk is par for the course. Try again.

Did you just pull a IKYABWAIT(angent)?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:34 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I’m gender confused? Pretty damn funny coming from KC tard who believes that pro football players fondling the opponents’ junk is par for the course. Try again.
Did you just pull a IKYABWAIT(angent)?

No, just pointing out a litle bit of irony mixed in with a dose of stupid.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:46 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:No, just pointing out a litle bit of irony mixed in with a dose of stupid.

You were "pointing out" the irony? Are you sure you know what this word means?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:54 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, just pointing out a litle bit of irony mixed in with a dose of stupid.
You were "pointing out" the irony? Are you sure you know what this word means?

Yes, I'm pretty sure that KC Scott, who believes that it's the norm for guys to grab other guy's packages, calling me gender confused is a bit ironical.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:16 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, I'm pretty sure that KC Scott, who believes that it's the norm for guys to grab other guy's packages, calling me gender confused is a bit ironical.

I wasn't asking you to regurgitate what transpired. See... I can read and stuff. I am asking if you know what the word irony means. Based upon your misusage of the word, I am very confident you're fucking clueless.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:38 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, I'm pretty sure that KC Scott, who believes that it's the norm for guys to grab other guy's packages, calling me gender confused is a bit ironical.
I wasn't asking you to regurgitate what transpired. See... I can read and stuff.

Apparently comprehension is beyond your capabilities. And please explain how that word was misused.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:And please explain how that word was misused.

Explain to me why you think it's ironic and I'll be happy to answer this for you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:07 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:And please explain how that word was misused.

Explain to me why you think it's ironic and I'll be happy to answer this for you.

We have Scott who thinks that it’s perfectly normal for grown men to fondle the junk of other grown men. And then Scott decides to call me “gender confused”. Seems a bit ironic to me.

Are you this obtuse in real life?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:11 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Are you this obtuse in real life?

Un-oh...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Seems a bit ironic to me.

Yeah, I get that. But... why? Go read the definitions of the word and tell me which one you're applying.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:24 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Seems a bit ironic to me.
Yeah, I get that. But... why? Go read the definitions of the word and tell me which one you're applying.

1. containing or exemplifying irony

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:28 pm

And which definition of irony are you applying, dumbfuck?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:35 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:And which definition of irony are you applying, dumbfuck?

6. the incongruity of this.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:47 pm

Do you seriously think that a confirmed junk fondler from Kansas City calling someone else gender confused is incongruous? Really?

I like my definition of irony better:

1: a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning —called also Socratic irony.

PWNED.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:52 pm

I could really give a flying fuck what you like, bitterman. But thank you for adding so much to this discussion.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:07 pm

Bitterman?

I was being ironic (first definition) the whole time I was asking you about the definition of irony. You don't think that's funny? Perhaps not so much for the dumbfuck Wisconsin dairy farmer.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:23 pm

Your game of Verbal Twister was so entertaining it spawned a spin-off in T.R.O.T.S. You must be so proud.

Yes, bitterman. That’s your persona here. And consistently so. That’s how you earned the moniker “ucunt”. Funny? Not a word that immediately comes to mind when I see a ucant post. But hey, not everybody can bring the funnay. And bitter can be entertaining at times. Look at mvscal. And he’s funny to boot.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:44 pm

Actually, Ucunt is the lowest common denominator for ‘Nic Smack’ and is a term largely used by bottom feeders (AP, Paul, Screwed) whose asses I’ve kicked too many times to count. If you want to be a part of this group, that’s fine by me. Face it, dude… you got played and now you’re whining. I could give two shits about what forum it happened in. Exposing someone else’s blatant ignorance with regard to ‘everyday’ words never gets old.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:49 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:you got played and now you’re whining.

I got played because you liked your definition of ironic better? Whatever. Whining? No, you're seriously just not very funny.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:58 pm

You 'got played' because you're either

a.)not aware of the other definition(s) of irony
b.)you are aware but somehow didn't realize I was being ironic by feigning ignorance as to where you were headed.
c.)there is no 'c'

Either way, you're a dumbfuck... and that sucks for you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:01 pm

a.) I’m aware there are other definitions of irony. I wasn’t aware that there was only one that would satisfy you.
b.) It’s never easy to tell whether you’re feigning ignorance, or just consumed by it.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:22 pm

E-fukking-nuff you played out skanks.