Gameday at Mizzou

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:08 am

For the first time ever. I reckon this counts as a Big Game in the BTPCF landscape.

Fuck you OU. Fuck your snide arrogance.

Mizzou is going to beat the ever living shit out of you on prime time TV for all the world to see.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:23 am

Bring it.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:01 am

Wags is steppin' in it again.

Chase gonna be on the sidelines for the game?

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:10 am

will be pretty embarrassing for mizzou when only sooner fans are crowded around the gameday set after the game's over.

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:48 am

M Club wrote:will be pretty embarrassing for mizzou when only sooner fans are crowded around the gameday set after the game's over.

Sush, no fuel to the fire.

At Large · Post by **At Large** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:26 am

Do Missouri fans even get up that early?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:30 am

At Large wrote:Do Missouri fans even get up that early?

Of course they do. You can't have sex with your sister all day if you don't start in the morning. Right?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:28 am

TheJON wrote:
At Large wrote:Do Missouri fans even get up that early?
Of course they do. You can't have sex with your sister all day if you don't start in the morning. Right?

You know from experience, right?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:35 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
TheJON wrote:
At Large wrote:Do Missouri fans even get up that early?
Of course they do. You can't have sex with your sister all day if you don't start in the morning. Right?
You know from experience, right?

Nice IKYABWAI?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:17 pm

snide arrogance is a funny choice of words.....

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:34 pm

Not to make SoonerFan’s case, but I suppose that I might be just a bit snidely arrogant too if we had whipped a school seven straight times over a 12 year period by a combined score of 269-116.

New-and-improved D or not, I am fascinated to see what the Tigers are going to do with an OU squad that exploded for 672 total yards last Saturday against ISU, with 325 of ‘em coming on the ground.

I also kind of get the impression that Mizzou’s spread attack doesn’t exactly leave Oklahoma quaking in its cleats either. If we’ve learned anything by watching the Tigers over the past several years, Missouri’s spread offense will make a bad team with inferior athletes look REALLY bad. But that hasn’t been the case when we’ve lined up against OU. They have the hosses to diffuse the spread’s effectiveness, and since everybody and their brother has played this style of O in the league over the past few years, it isn’t likely the Tigers are exactly going to sneak up on anybody with what they like to do. The lack of any semblance of a running game leaves Mizzou one-dimensional as well, and could spell a recipe for disaster come Saturday night.

Still, we have the hoopla of Gameday, Homecoming, and #1 coming into Columbia. And they ARE kids. SoonerFan has expressed that he is less than impressed with Landry Jones this year, but 32-38 for 347 yards last Saturday suggests that the kid had a pretty nice game and may well be tuned up for a title run. OklahomaFan should best hope so: They’re gonna need good quarterback play if they hope to hang on to their BCS ranking….

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:58 pm

damnit Tru, why ya' gotta' be all objective and shit?

I mean c'mon.... let a myopic homer dream for a few days before throwing cold water in his face. Sheesh!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:05 pm

Papa Willie wrote:OU - 44
Mizzou - 17

I just gave OU the kiss of death...

You may suck with your picks, but you're no jon. He's the YAFJ of the BTPCFB forum.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:02 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:OU - 44
Mizzou - 17

I just gave OU the kiss of death...
You may suck with your picks, but you're no jon. He's the YAFJ of the BTPCFB forum.

Go play in the street.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:01 pm

If #22 gets more than 10 carries against Mizzou its gonna be a looooong night for the Tiggers.

Roy's a bad bad man.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:52 pm

Gotta be tough on the Gameday crew going from God's Country to a shithole like Mizzou.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:57 pm

Lee Corso will begin the day by donning a Boomer Sooner hat during College Game Day. The crowd will hold up signs proclaiming Paul O' Linney as their favorite Irishman, Herbstreit will groan, Desmond Howard will smile and wonder where his cue card is, but Corso will stand and turn to the crowd and act as if his cute antics deserve recognition.

and that is when KLEIZA RIPS HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!

The sorry steer inseminators from Norman will experience great embarrassment when their meth dreams are interrupted by Aldon Smith walking off the field with Landry Jones' good ol' boy carcass stuck to the bottom of his shoe. MAKE YOUR TIME. Your Sooners may share the name of previous teams, but the only thing those teams have in common with this one is an O-Line that weighs more than Rhode Island.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:00 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Gotta be tough on the Gameday crew going from God's Country to a shithole like Mizzou.

Yes, I'm sure going from one flat place devoid of what most consider humanity, to another flat place devoid of humanity really freaks them out.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:12 am

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:40 am

No mullet?! Staged. I call bullshit.

Here's yours, SoonerFan:

Rack Bace for the Kleiza reset. It's settled... and you fucks are fucked!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:53 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Gotta be tough on the Gameday crew going from God's Country to a shithole like Mizzou.

Yeah, I could see where settin' up camp at a school with an Intelligence Quotient 50 points north of room temperature might be a switch from Badgerville. Might also be nice not having to negotiate a game-day route around the 6000-or-so disability scooters needed to haul brat-grease-and-mustard-stained, cheese-dribbling Wisconsin fat-asses into their preferred seating at Camp Randall as well....

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:55 am

Looks like we've got some epic board battles going on this week.

The Oklahomos versus the Inbreds

and

Screw_Michigan's bitch versus Me and Mace.

The awesomeness that is this board during "board rivalry week" should have its own segment on College Gameday. What else are they going to talk about down in Missouri? The state's annual (mis)Spelling Bee? Cousin fucking? Truman's penis envy of Iowa?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:25 am

Holy fuckm, Rack Bace!

Is Aldon really playing? Way/No way? Pinkel been saving him up for just such an occasion? Dude is the Greek God Adonis of pass rushers. Mizzou churns out the DE's named Smith who will play on Sunday.

And LMAO at Moby's jibe. I hate OU, but I don't hate OUfan.

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Tru's take aside, there's no fucking way the Schooners walk off Faurot field with a W Saturday. Nyet, not gonna' happen. This defense is for real. You don't hold ATM to 9 points otherwise. This secondary can cover and Steckel is like a madman dialing up the blitzes.

Take the under, 23-14

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:36 am

Hesh, Wags. I've got 'em thinkin' we're content to turn tarrypin again....

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:37 am

Truman wrote:No mullet?! Staged. I call bullshit.

Here's yours, SoonerFan:

Rack Bace for the Kleiza reset. It's settled... and you fucks are fucked!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:51 am

Mo pays "special" homage to the American Football
Coaches Association National Championship Trophy

Fixed

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:02 am

i wear boots like that all the time.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:00 am

way way way way WAY too many weapons OU has for Mizzou to handle.

Murray, Madu, Finch and Clay..along with Broyles and Stills....

and quite possibly OU's greatest weapon, believe it or not is fullback Trey Millard.

fuckers aint got a chance.

by the way..paging Adelpiero anyone???

OUMO · Post by **OUMO** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:38 am

Truman wrote:
Mo pays "special" homage to the American Football
Coaches Association National Championship Trophy

Fixed

A gay thought would be the first thing to pop in your head.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:46 pm

Didn't Roy Finch have an ankle injury earlier this year?

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:55 pm

Carson wrote:Didn't Roy Finch have an ankle injury earlier this year?

yep

had 16 carriest against Iowa St. for a little over 90 yards...

not stellar numbers but he's quick as hell and has more moves than bad mexican food.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:45 pm

I watched him from the stands in high school last year.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:25 pm

Carson wrote:I watched him from the stands in high school last year.

Which games?

I only missed Lincoln and the State title games.

I'd have figured you were posted up in the corner with Charlie and the crew...

I haven't been there as much the last few weeks. Since Steph and I stopped seeing each other I don't feel like dealing with her snide comments and dirty looks. Waiting for her to decide to move back to Texas and I will post up at the bar again with Clay and Alex.

I miss my happy hours though.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:46 pm

SCS: FYI: Twenty-Five Cent Beer got moved to Fridays. :|

Did you forget my son was in the NHS Band?

We even made it to Orlando.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:02 pm

Carson wrote:SCS: FYI: Twenty-Five Cent Beer got moved to Fridays. :|

Did you forget my son was in the NHS Band?

We even made it to Orlando.

Yeah, actually I did forget about your son being in the band. :?

I knew about quarter beer being on Friday when I went up to help Alex fix his car after he got off last week. Josh and and Bill said they needed something to fill the poker gap and they already have boneless night on Thursdays. I was able to get a good 45 minutes in and banter with Sarah while she handled the stream. I've been meeting up with Alex, Lee, and Myrna after hours at the other places we frequent. I should be back up on the regular as soon as crazy bitch gets fired or quits finally.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:46 pm

Moby Dick wrote:

this looks just like my uncle. who works for the university of missouri-columbia. and probably has hand guns in the spots listed. real talk.

but seriously, this is all in fun. we all know that the majority of the fans look the same in both places; drunken young men. I find it amusing that a state with metropolitan areas of St. Louis and KC is getting redneck smack with a state with metropolitan areas like... uh...

But the Sooners have quality cheerleaders. Mizzou once ruled the Big 8 in terms of quality cheerleaders, but Oklahoma caught up and Texas joined the party to leave ' em all in the dust.

I was interested in hearing about how Stoops loves to lie to his players. He makes up fake newspaper articles, right on down to photoshopping the newspaper's banner, and tells his players they are getting disrespected by the opposition. And they buy it. Every time.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:38 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
But the Sooners have quality cheerleaders. Mizzou once ruled the Big 8 in terms of quality cheerleaders, but Oklahoma caught up and Texas joined the party to leave ' em all in the dust.

you were saying?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:20 am

did I mention I like my ladies to have back hair and a strong grip

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:48 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: I was interested in hearing about how Stoops loves to lie to his players. He makes up fake newspaper articles, right on down to photoshopping the newspaper's banner, and tells his players they are getting disrespected by the opposition. And they buy it. Every time.

Why, that dirtbag.... can Pinkel learn to photochop?

Surely he could delegate that task to a grad student.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:28 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: I was interested in hearing about how Stoops loves to lie to his players. He makes up fake newspaper articles, right on down to photoshopping the newspaper's banner, and tells his players they are getting disrespected by the opposition. And they buy it. Every time.
Why, that dirtbag.... can Pinkel learn to photochop?

Surely he could delegate that task to a grad student.

I'm sure our JuCo transfers are super smart and learned that kind of stuff long ago.

Srsly, Oklahoma gonna win. Each one of their oline guys weighs as much as our front four. Like Texas, they will just fall onto our dline, eat another donut and be too damned heavy for our speedy ends to lift off.