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The Donks are DOWN to the hated Faydahs at home 31-0....and it's just BARELY into the 2nd quarter of their game. :shock:

Have at it, fellas. :lol:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Not starting McFadden is starting to piss me off.
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Looking up and seeing the scoreboard say - Oakland 52 - midway through the 3rd quarter prolly has to make a Most Humiliating Things list.


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Make that 59.

Stay tuned.


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Fouts dropping the "Quack Quack" while comparing the Raiders to the Ducks was pretty funny.
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Fuck it. Might as well go for the NFL record for pts scored in a game...
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Just wanted to get into this thread before I archive it. Today was a great day of NFL football.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Please some more games like this so we can get rid of Coach McDummy. I wish Da Raduhs would have hung 70 on them.

Being on hiatus as a Bronco fan is bad.
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If I was convinced Oakland had really climbed up out of it's suck and become a real NFL team, I'd come out of my hiatus and post real takes about them.

I suspect this has everything to do with Dungver being a joke.

They can't run and they can't stop the run.

When that's your reality, it's inevitable that in a 16 game season, at some time, somebody will wander in and kick the living snot out of you.

Cable said after the SD win that Oakland "Isn't going back to what it was," and the next week they scored 9 pts, looked like @ss warmed over, and LOST to a winless team.

I expect a loss at home to Seattle next week.


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poptart wrote:If I was convinced Oakland had really climbed up out of it's suck and become a real NFL team, I'd come out of my hiatus and post real takes about them.
Dude what are you talking about? You post here just as usual.

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Image

Ran into him at the local Starbucks last week. Easily one of the nicest guys you will ever meet.

He still looks the same. My children cried.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Just wanted to get into this thread before I archive it.
You don't have permission to archive jack shit.
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War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Just wanted to get into this thread before I archive it.
You don't have permission to archive jack shit.
I can do whatever the fuck I want. Suck on those apples.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Just wanted to get into this thread before I archive it.
You don't have permission to archive jack shit.
His board mod status says otherwise. Tell me you knew.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Arch Angel wrote:Please some more games like this so we can get rid of Coach McDummy. I wish Da Raduhs would have hung 70 on them.

Being on hiatus as a Bronco fan is bad.

no shit....if I didn't know better I'd think McDouchenozzle was purposely trying to sabbotage the Broncos....that fuckwit is in WAY over his head....and Bolen is seemingly impervious to it
get out, get out while there's still time
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If you watched this on TV, you probably thought the crowd was chanting "TEEE-BOWW" about halftime.

What they were really chanting was "HUNNN-DRED". I admit I was intrigued. Could the Raiders have rolled up 100 points if they really wanted to? Part of me looked at the game as it was unfolding and thought "absolutely. 100? No problem" The other part remembered that they were, after all, the Raiders, with yet another jigaboo quarterback, so it was clear they couldn't have scored 100 if the Donks defense walked off the field in the 3rd quarter and went home (which clearly they did). At least they have one more chance this season to lay an even worse ass-kicking on Josh McToast
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Cuda wrote: At least they have one more chance this season to lay an even worse ass-kicking on Josh McToast
Not so fast. For whatever reason, the Raiders play the Donks better at their yard than Oakland. Honestly, I would't take the Raider to cover once the spread gets higher than 24 points.
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