47 years ago today...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...JFK got whacked by a lone gunman, working alone, with no help.

[Cuda]

rack the comrade who hit paydirt

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

rack the comrades who hit paydirt

FTFY

:wink:

[Derron]

rack the comrade who hit paydirt

Does history repeat itself ?

[Carson]

LBJ was a commie?

[Bucmonkey]

Really?

[TheJON]

I turned on some channel (fuck if I know what it was) and saw Jesse Ventura making up some sort of grassy knoll conspiracy that was laughable at best. He went to meet with some dude at some "5 dollar sucky sucky hotel" in SoCal. This guy claims his dad told him on his death bed that he whitnessed a gunman up on the grassy knoll.

After the cameras were turned off, I'm fairly certain some 39 year old meth addict with herpes came into the room and sucked Ventura off.

Conspiracy theorists are my favorite. No proof of anything. Not even sound reasoning behind their theories. It's all just a bunch of retards that want to believe shit that is not true because they hate a certain organization or person and want to bring them down.

Yep, the government killed JFK and covered it up. Lee Harvey Oswald was just some random fuck the government found to blame it on and Jack Ruby was performing fellatio on LBJ in the white house. Obviously.

[Wolfman]

I was teaching school on that Friday and MrsO called me from home. I had to go to the office to answer the call. MrsO told me that the president had been shot. My first response was to scold her for calling me to tell me a bad joke. It didn't take long for her to convince me it was all too true. I told the secretary in the office and she had a radio and tuned into the news to listen. Later that night MrsO and I were to chaperone a school bus full of kids to a high school basketball game. They did not immediately call off the game and so we traveled to the host school only to find out they finally canceled it. That Sunday we all saw Jack Ruby kill Oswald. Troubling times indeed.
In the alternate universe Oswald kills John Connelly and JFK gets away safely. Make me wonder how that might have affected events today, if at all.
I still say Castro was behind the whole thing. All top secret stuff was locked away for 75 years. 2039 it will be revealed. Let me know how it turns out. (-:

[smackaholic]

I'll bet Mrs O had to run down to the general store to use the phone to call you.

[Cuda]

nyah, they just climbed up the pole

[smackaholic]

...JFK got whacked by a lone gunman, working alone, with no help.

if lee harvey had had the sense to just put on a tan stetson, he would have blended right in and got away with it.

[Wolfman]

I'll bet Mrs O had to run down to the general store to use the phone to call you
Close. She had to climb up the pole and tap into the line to make the call. Luckily for her the local Indian tribe was not on the warpath and left her alone. We had to turn the wagons around when the game was called off and head back. Made for a long night.

[mvscal]

After the cameras were turned off, I'm fairly certain some 39 year old meth addict with herpes came into the room and sucked Ventura off.

So your memories of the evening are a little hazy?

[TheJON]

After the cameras were turned off, I'm fairly certain some 39 year old meth addict with herpes came into the room and sucked Ventura off.

So your memories of the evening are a little hazy?

LOL???

[H4ever]

Note how this all took place in Texas. Yep, the Big 12 front office had a hand in this. The zapruder film clearly show Mrs. Kennedy getting her genitals groped by a rogue secret service agent with Texas A&M ties. Not one fucking flag was thrown either!

[BSmack]

It was the grass clippings behind the knoll.

sin

Rack Fu

[TheJON]

Note how this all took place in Texas. Yep, the Big 12 front office had a hand in this. The zapruder film clearly show Mrs. Kennedy getting her genitals groped by a rogue secret service agent with Texas A&M ties. Not one fucking flag was thrown either!

[LTS TRN 2]

Let there be...magic


ta da!

[Derron]

[/quote]

I am now going to make all the Canadian tards disappear, but not before LTS TRN 2 fellates Marty on the internet. You can thank me later.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Let there be...magic


ta da!

A young boy...

...and a phallic object...



Way to go, Felchco. Yeah, you're not gay at all....

[Mace]

47 years ago today, Notre Dame cancelled their football game with Iowa due to the assassination.

[Cuda]

It was the grass clippings behind the knoll.

sin

Rack Fu

Am I gonna have to rack B-Monica twice in one week?

Fuck!

[LTS TRN 2]

Aw c'mon, he's fucking Emma Watson in the new flick--and Jack Kennedy was sure pulling some tail--and he got his fucking head blown off by the Zionazis for impeding their illegal nuke quest. Sure, Jack Ruby was fudge packin' as well, eh?

And here's a lost shot from the Zapruder film--is he gay too?

..."I'm on the knoll...repeat...I'm on the knoll...damn Jackie has a nice dress...can I get that same pink in slacks?..over.."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Are you drunk?

[LTS TRN 2]

You talkin' to me or the "other shooter" here?

[R-Jack]

You talkin' to me or the "other shooter" here?

How many "shooters" do you have around you while you try to convince us you are not gay, LTS BUKKAKE 2?

[LTS TRN 2]

Wait a minute...let me do the math...

JFK gets whacked by the Israelis for seeking to impede their ghastly agenda...check

Travolta gets outted as a flaming bottom....check

GOP hardcore AIPAC puppets are regularly caught up in gay scandals...check..



What the fuck is your question again?

[mvscal]

JFK gets whacked by the Israelis for seeking to impede their ghastly agenda...check

JFK didn't give a rat's dick about Israel and neither did anybody else in 1963.

[LTS TRN 2]

JFK gets whacked by the Israelis for seeking to impede their ghastly agenda...check

JFK didn't give a rat's dick about Israel and neither did anybody else in 1963.

Really, Avi? As usual, you're pissing in the wind--and doing so with apparent enjoyment of the inevitable (warm at first) spray...

Let's hear from Jack Kennedy himself, okay?


Dear Mr. Prime Minister (Eshkol),

It gives me great personal pleasure to extend congratulations as you assume your responsibilities as Prime Minister of Israel. You have our friendship and best wishes in your new tasks. It is on one of these that I am writing you at this time.

You are aware, I am sure, of the exchange which I had with Prime Minister Ben-Gurion concerning American visits to Israel,s nuclear facility at Dimona. Most recently, the Prime Minister wrote to me on May 27. His words reflected a most intense personal consideration of a problem that I know is not easy for your Government, as it is not for mine. We welcomed the former Prime Minister,s strong reaffirmation that Dimona will be devoted exclusively to peaceful purposes and the reaffirmation also of Israel,s willingness to permit periodic visits to Dimona.

I regret having to add to your burdens so soon after your assumption of office, but I feel the crucial importance of this problem necessitates my taking up with you at this early date certain further considerations, arising out of Mr. Ben-Gurion,s May 27 letter, as to the nature and scheduling of such visits.

I am sure you will agree that these visits should be as nearly as possible in accord with international standards, thereby resolving all doubts as to the peaceful intent of the Dimona project. As I wrote Mr. Ben-Gurion, this Government,s commitment to and support of Israel could be seriously jeopardized if it should be thought that we were unable to obtain reliable information on a subject as vital to the peace as the question of Israel,s effort in the nuclear field.

Therefore, I asked our scientists to review the alternative schedules of visits we and you had proposed. If Israel,s purposes are to be clear beyond reasonable doubt, I believe that the schedule which would best serve our common purposes would be a visit early this summer, another visit in June 1964, and thereafter at intervals of six months. I am sure that such a schedule should not cause you any more difficulty than that which Mr. Ben-Gurion proposed in his May 27 letter. It would be essential, and I understand that Mr. Ben-Gurion,s letter was in accord with this, that our scientist have access to all areas of the Dimona site and to any related part of the complex, such as fuel fabrication facilities or plutonium separation plant, and that sufficient time to be allotted for a thorough examination.

Knowing that you fully appreciate the truly vital significance of this matter to the future well-being of Israel, to the United States, and internationally, I am sure our carefully considered request will have your most sympathetic attention.


Sincerely,

John F. Kennedy


And here's a little more on the subject...

Then came the bombshell. As Kennedy had noted in his May 8 press conference, "we have a deep commitment to the security of Israel." The United States supported Israel in many ways. "This commitment and this support," Kennedy wrote, sticking in the shiv, "would be seriously jeopardized in the public opinion in this country and in the West as a whole if it should be thought that this Government was unable to obtain reliable information on a subject as vital to peace as the question of the character of Israel's effort in the nuclear field." One could almost hear the Foreign Ministry gasp.

And let's hear from someone actually on the inside of Israel's illegal nuke program..