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Dats rizzite biznatches. This year I be givin my boo sum of my sizzeed mofucka.

Swimmahs be the GOAT juz like me. My breezy be havin my baby. Dat kid goona be raized moddafuggin rizzite. by Mi. Yeah.
GOAT 6:30 OUT

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That post needs English subtitles.
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Toddowen wrote:Just about nightly, I spend my breaktime from work at the storefront of a local supermarket while having a smoke. It's a break from the monotony of being in a machine shop for 10+ hours a night. I'll occasion to talk with one of the "cart fetchers" there. Last week, I learned that one of them is an expectant father. He's admitted to me to being slightly retarded, and his Asian girlfriend is in serious need of major orthodonic work to resculpt her severely "bucked" palate.

So after hearing the good news from someone else, I decided to congradulate him on his impending fatherhood.

"She had a miscarriage last night. That's why I'm smoking and drinking." - as I noticed the bottle brandy hidden away .


"Oh Shucks. Don't I feel awful, with me offering you congradualtions." :)


How is it that I really feel? :D :lol: 8)


This old world is just getting too damn big. Too populated.
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Warm tub + pills + bourbon + razor blade...


...already, you fucking self-loathing misanthrope.
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Where's RossTheBoss?
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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BSmack wrote:That post needs English subtitles.

As do Todd's.
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BossBobby wrote:Dats rizzite biznatches. This year I be givin my boo sum of my sizzeed mofucka.

Swimmahs be the GOAT juz like me. My breezy be havin my baby. Dat kid goona be raized moddafuggin rizzite. by Mi. Yeah.
I gots 5 words for you, nigga: check the d n a. Yo boo be spittin out my kid, cuz. She be ridin my lap like i'm fuckin Santa Claus, son. why? Cuz I be an original gangsta, pranksta.

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Wuteva wanksta. U8NTDA1
GOAT 6:30 OUT

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Gotta "congradulate" Todd on his speeling.
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Merry Christmas, Mikey.

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Merry Christmas Marty. May you party like it's 1918.

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—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

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