Christmas wishes to R-Jacked - BTO style

[Atomic Punk]

Not taking Care of Business - BTO

You get up every morning
From your alarm clocks warning
You take the 515 horse trailer into the city

There's a douchebag in your ass,
Horses passing gas
And in no time it's gonna get shitty

If you get your drink on time
You can get to work by nine
To start your slaving job at WalMart to to buy her hay
If you ever get annoyed
You will be unemployed
So you'll work doing nothing all day

You won't be taking care of business... any day
Not taking care of business unless you are unbailing hay
Not taking care of business anytime
Not taking care of business and not getting overtime
Works off

[BSmack]

You suck at this.

[Atomic Punk]

Brian, I don't need to hide behind a troll to be honest with you. I scroll by your posts and see if someone has anything interesting to say in a thread you drop turds in. You are one of the most uninteresting posters on this board. I'm not singling out the basic tards... I mean really, who here really reads any shit you post?

Bri, I think the last time before your above succinct post here that I've read of yours was during the Clinton administration. Your posts are so horrible that I scroll by and look for ANY sign of intelligence.

[Dinsdale]

You figured if you drew your IKYABWAI out to two paragraphs, no one would notice you were pulling an IKYABWAI?


You really do suck at this.

[R-Jack]

I don't need to hide behind a troll to be honest with you.

You are a cross dressing alcoholic. Would hiding behind a troll help you with being honest with yourself?

You really, really suck at this.

[Atomic Punk]

I knew you would post IKYABWAI and was waiting for it. How many times have I directly responded to Brian in the 10 or so years this board has been in existence? Have I ever responded to Bri one time other than what is above you? Do a search and get back to me. BTW, STFU Dins. I don't need a weather report either.

[Atomic Punk]

You really, really suck at this.

[Dinsdale]

I knew you would post IKYABWAI and was waiting for it.

Holy fuck, we need the KC Contingent to rule on this one -- is a doubled-up IKYABWAI unprecedented, or is it beneath even the lowest form of KC Tard (sup Paul)?

I don't need a weather report either.

Keep posting shitty threads, and you're going to get a whole fucking shitload of them, pantystretchingwaist.

[Dinsdale]

And just so I have this right...


you intentionally posted an IKYABWAI, so when you inevitably got called on it, you could "get over" by responding to being called for IKYABWAI with...


IKYABWAI?



Something in your oh-so creative mind thought that through, and decided it was somehow brilliant?


Are they contemplating renaming Arrowhead "Proud Crossdresser Stadium"?

Jeebus. It'salmost gone from "funny" to "sad"... but not quite yet -- DO continue.

[Atomic Punk]

What is wrong with my lyrics Dins? Are you on the insider reach-around PM list and want to be accepted in a group... on a message board? Sure seems like you have nothing else going for you, and I don't see you being anything but a weather reporting nuisance here.

Hey buddy, what is the temperature up there right now? What is the forecast for the next 24 hrs?

[BSmack]

What is wrong with my lyrics Dins?

Aside from your utter inability to match the rhyme or meter of the song, they are also boring and unoriginal.

Go face fuck a combine.

[War Wagon]

Holy fuck, we need the KC Contingent to rule on this one -- is a doubled-up IKYABWAI unprecedented?

IKYKWIA

I Know You Know What I Am.

Yeah, probably a first.

[Truman]

I knew you would post IKYABWAI and was waiting for it.

Holy fuck, we need the KC Contingent to rule on this one -- is a doubled-up IKYABWAI unprecedented, or is it beneath even the lowest form of KC Tard (sup Paul)?

Sweet Christ, Dins, don't EVER cross the streams! You wanna blast a hole in the Continuum?

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total. Protonic. Reversal. An important safety tip to keep in mind, Dins [/ghostbusters]

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

-- is a doubled-up IKYABWAI unprecedented, or is it beneath even the lowest form of KC Tard (sup Paul)?

Until the early 80's, leading mathematicians and physicists in their respective fields believed the "Double IKYABWAI Convergence Theory" to be largely unworkable and the pursuit of "quack scientists".
There was no known evidence of a "Double IKYABWAI" event ever taking place outside of the laboratory, although there have been rumors of German chemists as far back as the 30's accidentally stumbling upon variants of IKYABWAI. The Third Reich was even reputed to have shuttled most of their IKYABWAI research to Uruguay in U-boats near the end of the war. No conclusive evidence of this has ever surfaced, though.

Until today.

Dins, I may be speaking prematurely but...I think I smell "Nobel Prize" in your future...
Just do me one favour. When you make it big, please remember all the "little guys"*.










*No, not Zyclone and TVO...jeeeeezzzzz.

[Dinsdale]

RACK ya' Marty.

[R-Jack]

I don't know Marty,

I doubt we can lend credibility to a "double IKYABWAI" discovery if it was not intentional. A quick glance at an AP post would tell you he is prone to quick, irrational and spontaneously homoerotic decisions. If his cheap vodka riddled mind was capable of pulling off something as pre-meditated at what you are describing, grey matter would've been shotgun blasted onto his unkempt mirror three years ago.

Unless there is a way to enrich IKYABWAI in used bedpans, I would call this an astonishing coincidence.

[Donder]

What is wrong with my lyrics Dins?

He couldn't answer you, could he?

I thought it was wonderful.

More!!

[Donder]

Thanks a million, AP.

Since you rolled out the "I was using bait threads" explanation for the self-imposed ass-throttling you've received, I've found myself going into periodic laughing bouts throughout the day as that concept again enters my mind.

Tremendous tonic for a boring day.

Bait threads? Bait threads? LOLOLOL

Seriously guy, that is probably the funniest thing EVER.

For the new year, go away. Just go away for a year or decade, AP.

If every board tard could be rounded up and we could then mash them all together, the sum tardliness of that group combined would not match that of you. That's your claim to fame here, dude. That's it.