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R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:16 am

TheJON wrote:Has anyone considered actually making this site not look like it was created in 1999? Just checked the Google PageRank on it and we're sitting at an impressive "0".

I'll have you know that this url is the second option on Google Instant when you type "theoneb". SECOND!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:51 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:no on ucant = you guys are cliquey fucknuts

whatevs. ucant will come up for a vote again soon. he'll get another chance.

it's too late, captain. the private bar is DONE. jct, haywood = don't make me laugh. too friendsy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:29 am

I guess the nirvana of message boards would be moorese, bbqjones, dinsdale when he was funny, elvismonster when be did stuff, euroclone, the tards for their unintentional comedy, primex=gay, the big time power college football, mvscal, biggie when he tried, r-jack 24/7, basically nobody fulltime on CDS, me, and some other guys.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:31 am

You forgot VALVENIS.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:31 am

primex is not gay, friendo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:36 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:primex is not gay, friendo.

yeah, he pounded patsy stone boobs.WAR THAT.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:47 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I guess the nirvana of message boards would be moorese, bbqjones, dinsdale when he was funny, elvismonster when be did stuff, euroclone, the tards for their unintentional comedy, primex=gay, the big time power college football, mvscal, biggie when he tried, r-jack 24/7, basically nobody fulltime on CDS, me, and some other guys.

So basically, everyone else grew up (or down) and you've remained static.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:51 am

oh, i forgot the cool canucks. phibes and marty are IN. Good stuff, guys. Big fan.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:59 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:primex is not gay, friendo.
yeah, he pounded patsy stone boobs.WAR THAT.

patsy didn't have boobs. my wife has boobs. patsy had bazooms. they were way too big to be called boobs. also not applicaple are the terms tits, titties and ta-tas.

patsy's mammaries were so huge, that gilbert and arnie burned the house they lived in.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:01 am

she was a jags fan, wore tight shirts that shaped her boobs, and listened to the indie rock. gfriend material.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:08 am

but she married some unemployed, and maybe a crippled, camel molester. i guess her family thought she was too americanized.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:15 am

still better than the katy takes you're used to. I'm here listening to Camera Obscura like some wannabe cool guy. But this is good stuff.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:21 am

i'm kinda down. but that lloyd cole song is genius.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:28 am

You like the new Belle and Sebastian, Bace?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:32 am

Yeah, that Lloyd Christmas song is good. The entire albums is genius, really.

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:34 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We are kind and tolerant people. I promise.

Some of the people here are. But some are far from that. And the overall mood of the board seems to be influenced by the gang who just likes to degrade and threaten other people at all cost. Attacks just come flying out of nowhere for no reason. Sorry I don't recommend the board to any new people. I wish I could say different.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:45 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:she was a jags fan, wore tight shirts that shaped her boobs, and listened to the indie rock. gfriend material.

Good as time as any for a reset...

I remember I put this out there and prime's exact words were "

That picture is freaking me the fuck out"

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:13 pm

Dan Vogel wrote: Some of the people here are. But some are far from that. And the overall mood of the board seems to be influenced by the gang who just likes to degrade and threaten other people at all cost. Attacks just come flying out of nowhere for no reason. Sorry I don't recommend the board to any new people. I wish I could say different.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

I'm gonna beat you to death with a half empty ketchup bottle, fill the bottle with your plasma, make your kids some french fries, squeeze the ketchup/blood bottle on the fries till its empty and say "eat up shitheads"

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:31 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:dinsdale when he was funny

Link?

BTW-I would have voted "yes" on ucant, but I was too busy sussing my laundry to rock the vote.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:40 pm

Roach wrote:And yes the one you love to hate, the innocent bystander herself Risa.

No.

qanadians

But we can still pray.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:19 pm

An arm was raised in assent - from behind a hovering glitter dress.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:23 am

haven't heard the new belle and sebastian. down with older stuff. i am older and don't keep up with all new music.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:36 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm kinda new here. Been reading a bit before first posting. and I have some questions:

--was ankomak ever brought up for rape charges?

I've labeled him "Rapomak." I want to remind you of proper smack board history. I've later apologized to his sister and was too drunk to know if I ever met him personally. Was it Cinder he flew out to meet and then got his wallet lifted? Long time ago...

Also, the Buzzer was given bad directions by myself when she called me during my "buzz" while she was going "Jed Clampett" loadin' up the family to move to Michigan... no hills that is, no movie stars. Going through Illinois to Wisconsin? My bad. It all looks flyover to me anyways. I think I set her back 4 hours of driving. Sorry Buzzer. Forgive me toots?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:40 am

Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:50 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Like a pair of scabby, chafed hooker lips on a crack pipe...yes.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:51 am

I hope she at least writes her kids...

...this time.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:52 am

Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Buzzer just moved back to Michigan? In the winter?

Like a pair of scabby, chafed hooker lips on a crack pipe...yes.

WHOAHEIL!!!

the ethopian got her hooked on the glass dick*?

*term for crack pipe long before golfers started licking crystal dick trophies

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:00 am

Can you just picture her at the bus terminal...plastic shopping bags filled with belongings tied to a bindle...woefully under-dressed for a Michigan winter, but scandalously over-dressed for the frat party she keeps reliving in her mind...

...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:05 am

cold blooded

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:08 am

I'm bringin' the thundah in '11

Didn't you get my PM?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:29 am

Martyred wrote:Can you just picture her at the bus terminal...plastic shopping bags filled with belongings tied to a bindle...woefully under-dressed for a Michigan winter, but scandalously over-dressed for the frat party she keeps reliving in her mind...

...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...

This response is like a "stuft-crust pizza" from Pizza Hut. Lot's of smegma cheese added inside the perimeter crust.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:45 am

'sup AP? How was yer holidays?

buzzer has a strong jaw-line, I'll give her that much

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:57 am

can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?

but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:

ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:59 am

Holidays were all OT mi friendo, but it's cool. I refilled my mobile compressed airtank. Lots of mudsharks out there. So beware! Kardashian's, Buzzers... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:01 am

c) Haywood's mom

X eleventy

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:16 am

Martyred wrote:...tearfully sliding out the photo-booth wallet snaps of her mongrels and showing them to her latest "boyfriend" as he wipes his dick in her hair before making off for his ten-speed...

nice.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:25 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?

but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:

ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

I like your aspect and will respect it. ucunt is the reason why i need to refill the mobile compressed air tank. He will try to hide the loot somewhere and will be found eventually. His boyfriend says, "You don't have to do this."

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:03 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:can you two please take this tard fight to another thread?

but seeing as you are here, please vote on the following question:

ucant?

a) no
b) yes not

I like your aspect and will respect it. ucunt is the reason why i need to refill the mobile compressed air tank. He will try to hide the loot somewhere and will be found eventually. His boyfriend says, "You don't have to do this."

Jezus keerist. Now I know why you keep getting fired from jobs. Just answer the fucking question. This is like talking to a woman. Answer the fucking question... we move on. Got it?

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:45 am

Mamamustanger

Helloo allow me to introduce myself I am a newbie please feel free to engage me in conversation, you all know each other well. I am female and live in southern , california. you all seem like a bunch of fun and I assure you I can dish it out too

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:48 am

Be sure to rack the trolls.