... by my 9 year old daughter. I found this going through her book bag looking for homework assignments and thought it would be funny to share. with mis-spellings and all.
I Hate Justin Beiber
Hi I am Sammy and I hate Justin Beiber. But I have a problem all of my friens love love loooooove Justin Beiber. So I pretended to like Just Beiber. But it is hard I can not let them see my room because I have poster of Justin Beiber and I draw a mustsash on his face. So I just take the poster down. But my friend waned me to come with her to a Justin Beiber consert. But I SAID YES, so I have to go. So I went editor note: no she didn't but it was bad I said Booooooooo and my friend said what are you doing. I said I am saying yey in Spanesh. So she just said OK can you teach me? But I said I have to go to the bathroom. But I climbed out of the bathroom window. But I did not go home I went to my friends house, But when I was there nobuddy was home so that was good for me. But when I was there I just whach TV. But as soon as my friend fonud out that I was gone she came to her house and she saw me! So she said why am I hear. I said I do not like Justin Beiber so she said to go back to my house and she will come to my house. I said why arnte you mad at me she said because your toled me the thurth. So we went back to my house and had fun.
THE End
I hate Justin Bieber
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
I hope Diego in Seattle doesn't read her letter.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
This won't go well for you.Jobocky wrote:I found this going through her book bag
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
Dont worry, theres not really much of a line between being a lesbian and a normal girl anymore.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
My 5-year-old daughter already wants a Justin Bieber doll. I told her she's a little young for a crush like that.
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
Atomic Punk wrote:I hope Diego in Seattle doesn't read her letter.
Isn't it about time you released some new pictures of yourself? I sense you are due for another self inflicted beat down.
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: I hate Justin Bieber
You poor, pathetic little misogynist.Screw_Michigan wrote:Women: Born liars.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim