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I'll also add from my boss:

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Translation: I don't agree, and don't give a shit.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:"I'm sorry you feel that way."
If by annoying, you mean "awesome".

It's the best way to say "fuck off" without a follow-up call from HR. Bonus points if you shrug your shoulders after.
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If [insert team here who self-reported] don’t get a bowl ban, 30 scholarships removed and a 4 year probation period, it’s bullshit.
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Faggot mathlete announcer: (Insert pg's names here) is as good as any point guard in the league! (you can substitute that for any position in any sport)

So his skills are somewhere between sucking fuck and elite? Dumbfuck.
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Dumbass phrases used over and over in my fire dept.

Anytime some is cooking or eating hot dogs, sausage, kielbasa...

- "that's the kind your mama likes..."
- "if you eat that you'll suck a dick!"

General firefighting nauseating phrase...

- "just put the wet stuff on the red stuff" I wanna drill someone in the ear when they say this.

Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice. Better to just ignore someone than offer EHFAR.
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DC Smackmaster wrote:Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice.
What if it's coming from a 26 year old working at K-Mart?
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at the end of the day... I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.

Must be a flyover thing, as in, it flew right over my head.
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War Wagon wrote:I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.
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we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.
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Martyred wrote: Everything
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A little W DUNN 28 witticism.
I always thought that was IRIE's witticism

but then even a 26 year old working at K-Mart is probably smart enough not to brag on a message board about watching his meth dealer drill his skank-errrr, girlfriend in the ass and conclude only that he's got a good 2" on him
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Rack Biggie as per usualm.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Sweet.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Sweet.

Get fucked, you old ni66er.
Hey, it was one of your best posts ever. :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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This is sort of a combination of misquotes and annoying phrases... but:

Pot meet kettle. ---> :meds:

Aside from your average Moving Sale post, surely one of the dumbest things to ever get posted on these boards.
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After further review...
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lol pops, just let it go man.
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smackaholic wrote:we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.
Lost duped everybody for years with that shit.
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"When in Rome."

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Martyred wrote: A little W DUNN 28 witticism.
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