Software enhancements for T1B

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:19 pm

Van started this thread. Allegedly.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:59 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:AP, to me it seems, is a personal info whore.

The guy who would keep addressing people by their real name until he was called out for it?

Really?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:12 pm

smackaholic wrote:TNW was just too uppity. Proof that a board does indeed need its tards. I remember them pretty much sucking EC's dick t post there, but he left rather quickly to come back here. He pretty much said the place wasn't depraved enough. No such issues in this sordid clambake.

I'm pretty sure that TNW was in the dumpster long before T1B was a gleam in PSUFAN's eye.

The last time this came up, Goober McTuber wrote:Ah yes, TNW. A finer collection of whiny, self-absorbed preeners has seldom been assembled.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:17 pm

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:31 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:AP, to me it seems, is a personal info whore. . . . Without the keys, he feels naked...or at least like he's in front of all in his (or her) underpants.

You don't say.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:31 pm

R-Jack wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:AP, to me it seems, is a personal info whore.
The guy who would keep addressing people by their real name until he was called out for it?

Really?

Really? Care to provide a link horse fucker? I know both Indy's and your real name. Show me where I've ever gone RtS on either of you. The reality is you can't. So I kick some sand up and it sticks to your smegma and irritates your labia. Get over yourselves. What a bunch of high school girls a few of you are.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:55 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
R-Jack wrote:So you can archive posters now? :?

I guess if a phone call from a message board troll can convice your employer to drug test you, anything is possible.
Why were you made a m0d here and who made you one? Very simple for a simple mind to answer. Take your time and wear your helmet.

I think that was me. Totally by accident but I don't regret it a bit.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:44 pm

War Wagon wrote:Van started this thread. Allegedly.

You got a problem with me?

You've been riding my ballsack pretty hard lately...state your issue or step the fuck off.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:12 pm

no problem bro, I just heard a while back (from whom I would normally consider a reliable source) that you were actually Van... which if it weren't so outrageously improbable considering the background, would no doubt go down in message board history as THE greatest troll job. EVER.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:24 pm

Okay...look...sorry for blowing up at you...

We still bro's?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:57 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: Show me where I've ever gone RtS on either of you.

Here ya go you fat tranny

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p702790

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p516009

'twas a weekly thing way back when before you got called out and clowned for being an infowhore. Sorry the cheap vodka and the pain of a lifetime of failure has clouded your memory.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:13 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Show me where I've ever gone RtS on either of you.
Here ya go you fat tranny

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p702790

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p516009

'twas a weekly thing way back when before you got called out and clowned for being an infowhore. Sorry the cheap vodka and the pain of a lifetime of failure has clouded your memory.

AP just got curb stomped.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:22 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: Show me where I've ever gone RtS on either of you.
Here ya go you fat tranny

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p702790

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ck#p516009

I think many of us know each others 1st names after a decade. I see them posted by others including admins all of the time... especially in the sports forums. No big deal. I don't ever remember posting last names, addresses, etc. if that helps you.

So, are you going to back up your claims or are you going to admit "The Habit" is the name of the feed trough outside your front porch next to the highway?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:28 pm

War Wagon wrote:no problem bro, I just heard a while back (from whom I would normally consider a reliable source) that you were actually Van... which if it weren't so outrageously improbable considering the background, would no doubt go down in message board history as THE greatest troll job. EVER.

bwaha... marty's not van, he's perk*

*allegedly

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:45 pm

jesus christ...not this shit again...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:11 pm

Marty, I couldn't get mad at you if I tried. You're the grease that keeps these wheels rolling.

Atomic Punk wrote: I think many of us know each others 1st names after a decade. I see them posted by others including admins all of the time... especially in the sports forums. No big deal.

Not a big deal, but still bad form to run around here posting proper names just because you saw someone else do it and you want to glom onto that same level of familiarity. This isn't Facebook, these aren't your friends, and even if they were, it's still bad form. I know dozens of posters names here (most of whom I consider internet fliends) but refer to them as the nic they chose or some variation thereof. If someone by the name of Scott wants to be called Scott, I reckon they can choose their nic to be KC Scott.

That said, if a poster has dropped their real name in any public forum here, they shouldn't be offended if it's used.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:16 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:So, are you going to back up your claims

Are you being drug tested by your employer again?

I backed up exactly what I claimed.

R-Jack wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:AP, to me it seems, is a personal info whore.
The guy who would keep addressing people by their real name until he was called out for it?

Really?

For a bonus, I also claimed cheap vodka and the pain associated with a lifetime of failure have had an adverse effect on your memory. You have done a fine job backing up that claim for me. Thanks.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:05 am

War Wagon wrote:Marty, I couldn't get mad at you if I tried. You're the grease that keeps these wheels rolling.

Atomic Punk wrote: I think many of us know each others 1st names after a decade. I see them posted by others including admins all of the time... especially in the sports forums. No big deal.
Not a big deal, but still bad form to run around here posting proper names just because you saw someone else do it and you want to glom onto that same level of familiarity. This isn't Facebook, these aren't your friends, and even if they were, it's still bad form. I know dozens of posters names here (most of whom I consider internet fliends) but refer to them as the nic they chose or some variation thereof. If someone by the name of Scott wants to be called Scott, I reckon they can choose their nic to be KC Scott.

That said, if a poster has dropped their real name in any public forum here, they shouldn't be offended if it's used.

I see R-Jacked fumbled after tripping over the bag of oats on his way to The Habit" food trough.

Wags, go to that search box up top, type in KC SCOTT in as the author, and then type in your first name in the keywords and see the results. I never knew your 1st name until reading a sports forum and have never seen you post it ever. No big deal.

Interesting way to KYOA (that means kick your own ass). I needed to spell that out because I can't assume you know what it means. For all I know you may think it's a reference to campgrounds.

http://koa.com/

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:14 am

Funny thing, that...

I know plenty of people here's first names. And I realize that Mike is the 4th most popular name for American men (and Mideast transplants), and Dave is right up there at #6...

But it seems like I'm one of the very very few guys here who isn't Mike or Dave.

Mikes seem to be particularly disproportionate here.

I make up for the lack of Dave or Mike with a very common last name.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:18 am

Dinsdale wrote:I make up for the lack of Dave or Mike with a very common last name.

Lemme guess. It is also the name of a Phish song.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:25 am

War Wagon wrote:I know dozens of posters names here (most of whom I consider internet fliends) but refer to them as the nic they chose or some variation thereof. If someone by the name of Scott wants to be called Scott, I reckon they can choose their nic to be KC Scott.

Word. I've known Screw_Michigan personally for years, but have never felt compelled to address him as anything other than his chosen nic.

P.S. his name is Jebediah.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:34 am

BSmack wrote:
Lemme guess. It is also the name of a Phish song.

Not a Phish guy... but I think they have an album by the name.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:46 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
War Wagon wrote:I know dozens of posters names here (most of whom I consider internet fliends) but refer to them as the nic they chose or some variation thereof. If someone by the name of Scott wants to be called Scott, I reckon they can choose their nic to be KC Scott.
Word. I've known Screw_Michigan personally for years, but have never felt compelled to address him as anything other than his chosen nic.

P.S. his name is Jebediah.

Hey sorry bud, I've referred to your last name as a verb and not a noun. Shalom!

DiT · Post by **DiT** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:16 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:One more correction. Mace came along a bit afterward, like Toos. The final original was our own David in Tulsa.

as I remember it, paintboy got himself banned from a board and Mace,ML,Jay,Nos,Toos,Cat and I all throttled the board for banning pb.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:39 am

Atomic Punk wrote: Wags, go to that search box up top, type in KC SCOTT in as the author, and then type in your first name in the keywords and see the results. I never knew your 1st name until reading a sports forum and have never seen you post it ever. No big deal.

Scott is as guilty of this as anyone, no doubt. I've tried to gently nudge him away from that proclivity and I'm pretty sure it has taken.

But make no mistake in your search for a clue, you're no KC Scott.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:49 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I see R-Jacked fumbled after tripping over the bag of oats on his way to The Habit" food trough.

What?

That cluster of words is unintelligible in every way shape and form. Can you please gather yourself and try to mash out something coherent?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:00 am

Papa Willie wrote:God damn. Nobody's going to do Jack SHIT to anybody else in here. Pretty sure it would have been done. We're almost a dozen years into this shit, fucks. Other than telling each other to go fuck themselves occasionally, I'm sure we'd probably sit down and drink a brew with each other - no matter how fucked up they may appear to be.

Now I'm gonna go and shine my pecker, so kiss my ass.

If "GETTING IT" was a yeasty smell, Buttsy would be Annie's washcloth.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:23 am

R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I see R-Jacked fumbled after tripping over the bag of oats on his way to The Habit" food trough.
What?

That cluster of words is unintelligible in every way shape and form. Can you please gather yourself and try to mash out something coherent?

That was in reference to you marrying a basketball player. I've always called you a horse fucker and you put it out there today for all to know that not only do you hitch the trailer to travel, but you are a self-admitted loser by going to Golden State Warrior basketball games.

Wags' response was honorable. That dude is cool in my book although... well... this is a smack board and things happen.

You, however, are a total joke. This board has very honorable admins in the form of: PUS (Cudes... please don't reply to this as he is a good dude), 88, KC Scott, etc. You need to turn in your keys and check yourself as a foolish m0d. Back in the Smackchat days the m0ds almost never got involved or pulled their skirts up to interject.

YOU, like to bully and that's the reason I've gone after you for all of this time. Remember that stupid video you've made to make yourself look like some king? I'll bet someone can find that link and make you look like the true tard you are.

Richard Head, the reason I've been calling you out is because I see the true loser behind the keyboard. It's you and it's okay.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:32 am

DiT wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:One more correction. Mace came along a bit afterward, like Toos. The final original was our own David in Tulsa.
as I remember it, paintboy got himself banned from a board and Mace,ML,Jay,Nos,Toos,Cat and I all throttled the board for banning pb.

Yep......"Free Paintboy"! Maybe Bri will break out the banner for us.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:25 am

There ya go Mace. ;)

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:27 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Remember that stupid video you've made to make yourself look like some king? I'll bet someone can find that link and make you look like the true tard you are.

You fucking moron. I linked it up in this thread. It's one of the threads you went first name on me.

I've never seen anyone drink themselves into early Alzheimer's. This shit is fascinating.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:47 pm

Just in case someone needs to get over on me by going first name, it's pete. common enough* that i doubt this personal info release will get me fired.

*unless you are black. i think i have met one real life black pete in my life. might have seen one or two on tv.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:05 pm

smackaholic wrote:Just in case someone needs to get over on me by going first name, it's pete. common enough* that i doubt this personal info release will get me fired.

*unless you are black. i think i have met one real life black pete in my life. might have seen one or two on tv.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:39 pm

Dins wrote:Funny thing, that...

I know plenty of people here's first names. And I realize that Mike is the 4th most popular name for American men (and Mideast transplants), and Dave is right up there at #6...

But it seems like I'm one of the very very few guys here who isn't Mike or Dave.

Swing a dead cat by its tail and hit a "Dave" up in this bitch, I always say.

I make up for the lack of Dave or Mike with a very common last name.

Assuming your last name isn't Rodriguez or Garcia, that narrows the "Most Common Last Names in the U.S." list to right about eight. Suffice it to say, I'm on that list too[/buggering English]...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:07 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:God damn. Nobody's going to do Jack SHIT to anybody else in here. Pretty sure it would have been done. We're almost a dozen years into this shit, fucks. Other than telling each other to go fuck themselves occasionally, I'm sure we'd probably sit down and drink a brew with each other - no matter how fucked up they may appear to be.

Now I'm gonna go and shine my pecker, so kiss my ass.

If "GETTING IT" was a yeasty smell, Buttsy would be Annie's washcloth.

this did NOT get racked as it deserved!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:40 pm

I've been hard at work at software that auto-renews AP's basement studio lease. He provides so much entertainment around here that we're doing what we can do to keep a roof over his head.

The only time the software contacts his boss is when he touches the pinksheet pad. We have controls like the groundskeeper in the Buffalo Wildwings commercials.

We're working on a Pavlovian response...marked up pisstest results are good...GOOD.

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