OBAMA KILLS BIN LADIN!!!!!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:39 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Actually, the world was the benefactor of that information.
Only time will tell for the world. But this is definitely a deserved feather in Obama's cap, at least in the eyes of the people he works for.

Bill Maher wrote:Somali pirates, Gaddafi's son, now bin Laden - do NOT fuck with Obama, he's Gangsta!!

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:42 pm

Goober wrote: do NOT fuck with Obama, he's Gangsta!!

go fuck yourself.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 02, 2011 8:47 pm

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Martyred wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 02, 2011 9:45 pm

Barack!

Who's the black president
That's a sex machine to all the residents?
(Barack!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Barack!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Barack!)
Right on

You see this cat Obama is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Barack
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Barack Obama)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 02, 2011 10:16 pm

Okay, I know this is crazy talk, but...hear me out...

Obama/Petraeus split-ticket in 2012

:o

two gunslingers = unstoppable

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Let's keep this in perspective:

Obama wanted to stop paying the troops who killed Osama about a month ago.

You see? He used a little "incentive" and they took care of business.

Today, Obama looks like "Reagan" next to Bush's "Carter".

YOUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:42 pm

OK Marty, I'll see your Isaac Hayes and raise you a Curtis Mayfield.

Hey Hey - Love Love - Yeh Yeh - Ah Ha
Osama’s dead, that’s what I said.
Let the man read, the plan, said it singing home
But his home was a rope and he should've known.
Everybody's misused him, ripped him up and abused him.
Another terrorist plan, blowin’ up shit for the man.
A terrible blow, but that’s how it goes.
Osama’s on the corner now.
If you wanna be a terrorist wow.
Remember Osama’s dead.
We're all built up with progress
But sometimes I must confess.
We can deal with rockets and dreams
But reality, what does it mean?
Ain't nothing said, cause Osama’s dead.
Hey Hey-Love Love-Ha Ha-Love Love-He Hey-Ha Ha-Yeh Yeh
Osama’s dead
All I want is some peace of mind
With a little love I'm trying to find.
This could be such a beautiful world, with a wonderful girl.
I need a woman child. Don't wanna be like Osama now.
Cause Osama’s dead
Everybody's misused him, ripped him up and abused him.
Another terrorist plan, blowin’ up shit for the man.
Osama’s on the corner now.
If you wanna be a terrorist why, remember Osama’s dead.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Osama’s dead
Hey Hey - Ha Ha - Love Love - Ha Ha

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:11 pm

BSmack wrote:That being said, Obama does also deserve credit for his overall strategic vision.

By all means articulate this "overall strategic vision" in specific detail for us. That would be great. You may begin at any time.

As far as OBL is concerned, he hasn't done anything other than continue an investigation that has been ongoing since 2001.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:14 pm

BSmack wrote:If unemployment continues to drop,

Continues to drop?!?

We'll remember what you said about desperate madmen.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:16 pm

BSmack wrote:Tom,

I like how you just assume waterboarding was involved.

We got the names of the couriers from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed among others and we certainly did waterboard the pissfuck out of that douche.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:19 pm

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:20 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
BSmack wrote:Tom,

I like how you just assume waterboarding was involved.

Prior to this it was a hunch.

http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/DonaldR ... /id/394820

Now I'm coming correct and according to this article - no waterboard was used on the courier.

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld tells Newsmax the information that led to the killing of Osama bin Laden was obtained through “normal interrogation approaches” and says the notion that terrorist suspects were waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay is a “myth.”

Rummy is right. We don't and never did waterboard at Gitmo. We did all the fun stuff in various undisclosed locations throughout the world.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:21 pm

His strategic vision ?

Why, to make war fun, righteous and hip again mvscal. C'mon. Look!!! All the libs and democrats are flag waving, jumping up and down finally yelling "America Fuck Yeah", and are really behind the continual slaughter of Iraqis, Libyans, Afghanis.

You don't get that with a reproachable white boy who led a priveleged life since - FDR/Truman.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon May 02, 2011 11:43 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:Tom,

I like how you just assume waterboarding was involved.
We got the names of the couriers from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed among others and we certainly did waterboard the pissfuck out of that douche.

So...6 year old intelligence led to Osama's execution yesterday...

Slap yourself, you bitter tard.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:15 am

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:Tom,

I like how you just assume waterboarding was involved.
We got the names of the couriers from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed among others and we certainly did waterboard the pissfuck out of that douche.

So...6 year old intelligence led to Osama's execution yesterday...

Yep. They've had glimpses of these guys from time to time but were never able to pin down a good location until last August.

I'm sorry you're so stupid. It's really not my fault.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:21 am

Well, here's my worthless 2 pesos...

The Pakis got to the point where they had to do something in reaction to the drone attacks and the attending civilian deaths. So, they called on The Phone and asked for the drones to stop. We replied with, "ok, give us bin Laden's whereabouts and we'll stop." The Pakis gave him up, and that was that.

No way in Hell the Pakis didn't know he was there. Not that I doubt they suck at their jobs, but I don't think they sucked THAT bad.

I fully expect that the military got plenty of documentation before hurling him into the sea...we'll be seeing it before long. Probably they're in no hurry to provide this. Remember, the longer Obama waited for the Birth Certificate, the more morons he caught with his flypaper.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 03, 2011 12:30 am

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:

So...6 year old intelligence led to Osama's execution yesterday...

Yep. They've had glimpses of these guys from time to time but were never able to pin down a good location until last August.

I'm sorry you're so stupid. It's really not my fault.

Congratulations on your descent into the world of Truthers, Birthers and UFO kooks.

Give my regards to Felchco.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:31 am

PSUFAN wrote:The Pakis got to the point where they had to do something in reaction to the drone attacks and the attending civilian deaths. So, they called on The Phone and asked for the drones to stop. We replied with, "ok, give us bin Laden's whereabouts and we'll stop." The Pakis gave him up, and that was that.

The drone attacks aren't going to stop. Neither is the war. I seriously doubt even the Obluegum administration was dumb enough to bring the Pakis in on this operation. Of course the Pakis knew he was there. His house was practically next door to one of their military academies and there a number of retired military officers living in the neighborhood.

I fully expect that the military got plenty of documentation before hurling him into the sea...we'll be seeing it before long. Probably they're in no hurry to provide this.

So they say.

Remember, the longer Obama waited for the Birth Certificate, the more morons he caught with his flypaper.

Is that the way "the most transparent administration in history" is supposed to operate? I thought we were supposed to knock off all the bullshit political gotcha games get down to solving the nation's problems? Your hero did say that, right? We didn't imagine it, did we?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:34 am

Good point, perhaps I'm wrong, and Obama simply didn't see the need to address the issue until last week.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:38 am

Martyred wrote:Congratulations on your descent into the world of Truthers, Birthers and UFO kooks.

Give my regards to Felchco.

As I said earlier, your stupidity isn't my fault. You should punch your mother in the face next time you see her. She certainly didn't do you any favors.

The hunt began to narrow several years ago when interrogations of Guantanamo Bay detainees produced the nicknames of a pair of highly trusted couriers, used by the captured 9/11 architect Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and Bin Laden, who had learned his electronic communications could be monitored by the U.S.

It took nearly two years of CIA analysis to determine the men's real names and to begin tracking them, ultimately to and from the housing compound that was built in 2005.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing ... 1214d1970c

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 03, 2011 12:39 am

mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I fully expect that the military got plenty of documentation before hurling him into the sea...we'll be seeing it before long. Probably they're in no hurry to provide this.

So they say.

Sleep it off, big guy.

Just pound a few Excedrin in the AM and you'll be as good as gold.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:49 am

What? I'm just sitting here waiting for the most transparent administration in history to provide the photographic evidence to support their claims. Publishing photos of the corpses of notorious criminals has been standard procedure since the Old West. I'm not sure what the hold up is here.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 03, 2011 12:52 am

Obama probably doesn't want to add to Bin Laden's martyrdom.

Neat and discreet.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:03 am

If that were the case, I'd think it would be best to put everything out all at once and move on rather than turn it into an extended media circus. Wouldn't you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 03, 2011 1:05 am

mvscal wrote:If that were the case, I'd think it would be best to put everything out all at once and move on rather than turn it into an extended media circus. Wouldn't you?

Who's making a circus of it?

Oh yeah...you.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:19 am

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:If that were the case, I'd think it would be best to put everything out all at once and move on rather than turn it into an extended media circus. Wouldn't you?

Who's making a circus of it?

The Administration is. Are we what? Just supposed to take his word for it? When has it ever worked that way?

Bonnie and Clyde

John Dillinger

The Hussein Boys

Pop Hussein

Al Zarqawi

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 03, 2011 1:20 am

mvscal wrote:If that were the case, I'd think it would be best to put everything out all at once and move on rather than turn it into an extended media circus. Wouldn't you?

C'mon, would photos even convince you, or would you need to stick your fingers in his wounds?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:21 am

I'll let you know when I see one, asshole.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue May 03, 2011 1:22 am

Soooo...the entire Administration, the Pentagon and the CIA are all liars...

oh...okay

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:31 am

Martyred wrote:Soooo...the entire Administration, the Pentagon and the CIA are all liars...

oh...okay

Yep...they should all be assassinated.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:51 am

Martyred wrote:Soooo...the entire Administration, the Pentagon and the CIA are all liars...

Oh yes. How could I forget? The CIA, the Pentagon and the White House always tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. In fact those institutions might very well be synonymous with the truth. Silly of me really.

All the same, I'd still like to see the body if that's all right. Trust but verify etc.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:53 am

We can trust Obama, he's a man of the people. Not like that Bush feller. All lies.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:06 am

I look at it like, some of these cats were 8-10 years old when this shit went down - 9/11.

I can understand them feeling relieved. I remember being somewhat relieved when the "wall came down" and the Cold War was "over".

Guess what started when the cold war ended ? Guess what won't end with Osama's execution ?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:07 am

Martyred wrote:Soooo...the entire Administration, the Pentagon and the CIA are all liars...

Only between 2001-2009.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:22 am

88 wrote:Then I read about hundreds of students jumping into Mirror Lake at The Ohio State University to "celebrate" the death of OBL. That seemed weird to me. I must be getting old.

You aren't getting old. The reason it seemed weird to you is that the twats who were celebrating the fact that we kicked down the doors to OBL's house and blew his head off without so much as a How de do are the same assholes who quivered with outrage when the previous administration waterboarded other scumbags to gain the intelligence used to finally track OBL down and waste him (allegedly).

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:26 am

Tom In VA wrote:I look at it like, some of these cats were 8-10 years old when this shit went down - 9/11.

I can understand them feeling relieved. I remember being somewhat relieved when the "wall came down" and the Cold War was "over".

Guess what started when the cold war ended ? Guess what won't end with Osama's execution ?

If by "these cats" you mean the folks that dropped the hammer, I kind of doubt it. There might be some 20 year old seals fresh out of BUDS, but, I suspect these folks were all proven badass mofos. Would be surprised if any were under 25.

I wanna be the 1st class Seal that was there when it comes time for eval inputs. If I was him I would have just one bullet for that eval:

I fukkin killed OBL.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:30 am

some of these cats were 8-10 years old when this shit went down - 9/11.

Almost all of us were posting on TOT.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:31 am

I meant the cats at the University 88 was referencing.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:32 am

PSUFAN wrote:
some of these cats were 8-10 years old when this shit went down - 9/11.
Almost all of us were posting on TOT.

True, but I was referring to the kids at the University who were chronologically 8-10 years.

Not us emotionally stunted types that post here :)