Are any of you fuckers experiencing THIS right now?

[LTS TRN 2]

Well, what is that, p-willie? The Sean Hannity show taking root in your brain?

[Mikey]

That's about what my normal morning dump feels like.

[R-Jack]

I never expected YOU to know what it was,

He's more of an expert on things coming into him instead of the other way around.

[War Wagon]

Way too early for Cicada's here. July-August, those things raise hell all night long. You get used to them after awhile.

[Cuda]

These are actually magicicadas:

.

So... they hide behind the door and stare at you while you get undressed?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Cuda made a funny.

[Smackie Chan]

Cuda made a funny.

On purpose?

[Dinsdale]

Don't have those here.

Got frogs and crickets up the freaking yingyang to create a ruckus at night, but no cicadas.

[smackaholic]

spray,

shut up.

[indyfrisco]

they hang out right below the ground and make this freaky fucking whirring sound.

They must really hate that shit in Tuscaloosa. Probably causes many a duck and cover false alarm .

[LTS TRN 2]

Well that's all good and cute, but this is the real deal...as far as what the fuck is this???

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... us-illness


Sufferers include folk singer Joni Mitchell, who has complained of "this weird incurable disease that seems like it's from outer space... Fibres in a variety of colours protrude out of my skin: they cannot be forensically identified as animal, vegetable or mineral. Morgellons is a slow, unpredictable killer – a terrorist disease. It will blow up one of your organs, leaving you in bed for a year."

So it's new, frightening and profoundly odd. But if you were to seek the view of the medical establishment, you'd find the strangest fact about this disease: morgellons doesn't exist.