More Republican Family Values

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 17, 2011 3:33 pm

The Aldulterator.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/17/califo ... tml?hpt=T1

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue May 17, 2011 3:49 pm

Only the truly uninformed would attach "Republican" to Ahnold. He married / err, cheated on a Kennedy, commuted a sentence for a murderer who was his democRat buddy Fabian Nunez's kid, and was elected because he was the "terminator" and NOT Gray Davis.

He takes RINO to a new level. IF traditionalist - conservative IS descriptive of Republican values and ideals, Ahnold is a democRat in the first order, regardless of how he registered whenever that was.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Tue May 17, 2011 8:15 pm

Exactly, Seer, but you could have just said--Ahnold is straight so he can't be a GOP slime fuck. There are gay demos, of course, but they don't have to hide it--or hide in men's rooms, etc. No, the worst governor in California history was indeed a GOP piece of shit--and that's Arnie--but so was the second worst--Ronnie.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue May 17, 2011 11:00 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote: No, the worst governor in California history was indeed a GOP piece of shit--and that's Arnie

Not necessarily.

Sincerely,

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 17, 2011 11:59 pm

Speaking of philandering GOPers, what do you fukks think about Newt's chances?

I have always been a big fan of him, but, his recent explanation of why he fukked around was pathetic.

Not saying I wouldn't vote for him, but he's well down on my list.

Too bad he didn't just man up and say "uhhhh, I fukked up. guess that makes me human. at least i didn't bang any 20 year old fat underlings".

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed May 18, 2011 12:05 am

Are you fucking kidding me? The electricity deregulation/spot market ripoff, the union pension retirement windfalls and the UC Merced tool-pooching all occurred under Gray Davis. Even Jerry Brown version 1.0 was less shitty than Davis.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 18, 2011 12:16 am

smackaholic wrote:what do you fukks think about Newt's chances?

None whatsoever not that he is even serious. It's all about raising his profile thus his speaking fees. Even Pete Rose thinks Newt is a desperate whore.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2011 1:23 am

smackaholic wrote:Speaking of philandering GOPers, what do you fukks think about Newt's chances?

Slim to fukkkin' none. Dude is contradicting himself more often in less time than KC Scott in a men's shower.

Too bad he didn't just man up and say "uhhhh, I fukked up. guess that makes me human. at least i didn't bang any 20 year old fat underlings".

That would have been much more honorable than leaving your (second) wife on the hospital bed while she is fighting cancer, as Newt did. I know Degenerate will be in here anytime to have Calistia's back, but Jesus, seriously? Fukkin' look at her! Even Marty could do better in a Zionist whore house.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed May 18, 2011 1:54 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:That would have been much more honorable than leaving your (second) wife on the hospital bed while she is fighting cancer, as Newt did.

That was actually his first wife. Understandable that you lost track, though.

I know Degenerate will be in here anytime to have Calistia's back, but Jesus, seriously? Fukkin' look at her! Even Marty could do better in a Zionist whore house.

To be honest with you, I had always thought of Newt as the type who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Benjamins. By that standard, it's actually a little surprising that he pulled 20-years-younger tail.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:37 pm

Libtards running family values smack....

Arnold fucks the Messican housekeeper and knocks her up....the horror of it it all..how crass of him to do that

Clinton gets blowjob from skanky intern..mind your own fucking business Republicans !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4e5Wg4PDI

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:48 pm

Dertard, why do you devalue human life so much?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 18, 2011 4:04 pm

Derron wrote:Libtards running family values smack....

Arnold fucks the Messican housekeeper and knocks her up....the horror of it it all..how crass of him to do that

Clinton gets blowjob from skanky intern..mind your own fucking business Republicans !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4e5Wg4PDI

Getting a beejer and spawning an illegitimate child are not exactly on the same playing field, nitwit. At least Slick Willy had the good sense to dump his swimmers in the proper receptacle.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 18, 2011 4:59 pm

Well, of course, but you have to admit it just looks worse when part of your stigma/platform is how wonderful of a human being you are.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:22 pm

A political figure and/or an actor knocking up some skank while married is hardly news. We've seen it before, we'll see it again. The nex time however, can we just for once stop calling the byproduct a "love child" like I've been hearing on the radio lately? The little bastard sure as fuck didn't come from love. Just give them a new name, like "fuck baby" or "oopsie" or "busted rubber" or "Danny DeVito". Something.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2011 5:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Well, of course, but you have to admit it just looks worse when part of your stigma/platform is how wonderful of a human being you are.

Exactly. Which party has consistently positioned themselves as the "family values" party?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2011 6:26 pm

IKTABTAT? Good call, cunt.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed May 18, 2011 6:32 pm

I know they are but turn around time?

Huh?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2011 6:41 pm

I Know They Are But They Are Too

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:00 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Derron wrote:Libtards running family values smack....

Arnold fucks the Messican housekeeper and knocks her up....the horror of it it all..how crass of him to do that

Clinton gets blowjob from skanky intern..mind your own fucking business Republicans !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4e5Wg4PDI
Getting a beejer and spawning an illegitimate child are not exactly on the same playing field, nitwit. At least Slick Willy had the good sense to dump his swimmers in the proper receptacle.

Oh...my bad A blow job is not sex..Bubba said so. SITTING Demorat President gets blow job from skank IN the Oval Office...nope it is not sex..no family values were hurt in this scenario..liberal President gets a pass, and high fives from all his boys..

FORMER Republican governor knocks up housekeeper...pays support..gets busted by his OL 10 years later and it is get the pitckforks and burning torches out..family values have been violated.

Yeah I see where there is not a link at all.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 18, 2011 7:07 pm

To be fair, I don't think Arnold was elected to office on a "family values" ticket.

Democrats, if you wanted to be taken seriously as not all being Obama-bots, you have to afford this same courtesy to Republicans. Namely, that Republicans come in many different shades.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:09 pm

Martyred wrote:Republicans come in many different shades.

So do my turds.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 18, 2011 7:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Martyred wrote:Republicans come in many different shades.
So do my turds.

Well, at least you mashed out a post that didn't have to do with Screwey.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:12 pm

Martyred wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Martyred wrote:Republicans come in many different shades.
So do my turds.

Well, at least you mashed out a post that didn't have to do with Screwey.

Three times just in this one thread.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:13 pm

I dont buy Maria Schriver's "I'm so offended" act. She's a Kennedy for fuck sakes; adultery is normal for them.

The real reson she dumped him is that she found numerous calls to & from KC Scott on Arnold's cell phone

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 18, 2011 7:16 pm

R-Jack wrote:A political figure...

"fuck baby"

Nice going, R-Jack. I think you just kicked off Diego's '12 presidential bid.

:o

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 18, 2011 7:28 pm

Derron wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Derron wrote:Libtards running family values smack....

Arnold fucks the Messican housekeeper and knocks her up....the horror of it it all..how crass of him to do that

Clinton gets blowjob from skanky intern..mind your own fucking business Republicans !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4e5Wg4PDI
Getting a beejer and spawning an illegitimate child are not exactly on the same playing field, nitwit. At least Slick Willy had the good sense to dump his swimmers in the proper receptacle.
Oh...my bad A blow job is not sex..Bubba said so. SITTING Demorat President gets blow job from skank IN the Oval Office...nope it is not sex..no family values were hurt in this scenario..liberal President gets a pass, and high fives from all his boys..

FORMER Republican governor knocks up housekeeper...pays support..gets busted by his OL 10 years later and it is get the pitckforks and burning torches out..family values have been violated.

Yeah I see where there is not a link at all.

I'll try to make this real nice and simple, just for you.

#1 Nobody in here said a blowjob isn't sex. You're mounting a defense against an argument that wasn't made.
#2 Getting a blowjoy from a woman that's not your wife = bad, mmkay?
#3 Producing a child with a woman that's not your wife is much, much worse.

Get it now?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:57 pm

Martyred wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Martyred wrote:Republicans come in many different shades.
So do my turds.

Well, at least you mashed out a post that didn't have to do with Screwey.

Goober's turds are always getting mashed.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:12 pm

smackaholic wrote:Speaking of philandering GOPers, what do you fukks think about Newt's chances?

Glittering.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Martyred wrote:Republicans come in many different shades.
So do my turds.

The diversity and tolerance lesson for today.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

#2 Getting a blowjoy from a woman that's not your wife = bad, mmkay?

But not a family values thing IF you are a Demorat, and a sitting president.

#3 Producing a child with a woman that's not your wife is much, much worse.

And just a huge family values violation

Not more need to explain the liberal take..we all get it. Carry on.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:43 pm

OCmike wrote:Are you fucking kidding me? The electricity deregulation/spot market ripoff, the union pension retirement windfalls and the UC Merced tool-pooching all occurred under Gray Davis. Even Jerry Brown version 1.0 was less shitty than Davis.

This has come back to bite you in the ass. That is, the deregulation efforts that allowed Enron to run amok were hatched immediately by the Cheney cabal after stealing the 2000 election. The astonishing criminality of the insanely rapacious plutocratic predatory capitalists from Texas led straight to the Chimp--and so necessitated the 9/11 project for Permanent War.

The contracts, meanwhile, which Gray Davis secured under force seemed to be exorbitant at the time--but quickly proved to be a good long term deal. That's right, he nailed down a good price for a longer period than any other governor before him. He was basically undermined by the same disgusting spoor of right wing radio and the various morons who listen and dutifully parrot, etc.

Arnie's legacy--forget the scandals--is one of unabated failure and disaster. Same with Reagan, by the way, despite the hollow beatification he's received from various hacks like Newt and Palin.

WW

Get fucked · Post by **Get fucked** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Cuda wrote:I dont buy Maria Schriver's "I'm so offended" act. She's a Kennedy for fuck sakes; adultery is normal for them.

The real reson she dumped him is that she found numerous calls to & from KC Scott on Arnold's cell phone

Fucking rack.

Look at the Democrats heroes:

JFK - fucked everything that moved.
MLK Jr. - A PREACHER that fucked everything that moved.
Slick Willie - Fucks all ugly shit that moves and gives them herpes.
Derek Jeter - Gave Slick Willie & everything they both fuck herpes.

http://hollywoodlifemag.com/2008/12/cel ... rpes-list/ :D

Hey Willie

If your old dirty dick had frets on it, how many notes could you play and how many KC clones to make a melody.

Get fucked

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed May 18, 2011 8:55 pm

The Seer wrote: Ahnold is a democRat in the first order

Not so. A true democRat would of had that kid aborted last week.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed May 18, 2011 9:04 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:That is, the deregulation efforts that allowed Enron to run amok were hatched immediately by the Cheney cabal after stealing the 2000 election.

They were started under Clinton, dipshit.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed May 18, 2011 9:31 pm

Martyred wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:That is, the deregulation efforts that allowed Enron to run amok were hatched immediately by the Cheney cabal after stealing the 2000 election.

They were started under Clinton, dipshit.

He is too busy slurping jew cock to allow such a trivial thing as reality to cloud his delusional, small mind.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 18, 2011 10:47 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:astonishing criminality of the insanely rapacious plutocratic predatory capitalists

Where do you get this stuff?

It's like somebody pulls a string and out pours this neurotically canned psycho-babble.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu May 19, 2011 2:31 am

War Wagon wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:astonishing criminality of the insanely rapacious plutocratic predatory capitalists

Where do you get this stuff?

This would be my first guess...

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:01 am

War Wagon wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:astonishing criminality of the insanely rapacious plutocratic predatory capitalists

Where do you get this stuff?

Duh.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:32 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:the deregulation efforts that allowed Enron to run amok were hatched immediately by the Cheney cabal after stealing the 2000 election.

Uhm... you might wanna check your timeline on that one...

and I don't even live in california, dipshit.

But hmmm... LTS gave a "take," and it was an out-and-out falsehood.

Whoever runs this troll gets huge props -- it takes a pretty smart dude to bat 1.000 in bullshit, and he does it flawlessly.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:57 pm

Okay, it's true that Clinton was a total sell out, as his NAFTA legislation proves. And he did grease the treads of unfettered deregulation. But the meeting with Cheney--and Energy Summit--featuring Ken Lay and pals marked the definitive point of the Rape of California. And it was initiated with the full blessing of Chimp 'n Cheney (and the lil' weasel Ross Perot as well).

If you actually have questions about this vile business, examine this..
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/enron.html

Now as for my description of the current group looting the American--and world--economy, I submit that each word is in fact accurate and precise.

They--and let's offer the Koch brothers as a practical example--are Insanely Rapacious...(check)...Plutocratic...(check)...Predatory Capitalists..(check)

So, if you actually disagree, go ahead and try to defend your "position"...

As it is, there's no actual dispute of anything I've said. :wink: