I guess stupid really does hurt.Stabbing: Patrols responded to an ambulance call for an accidental stabbing. The victim had several lacerations on his arm, one of which was very deep. The other male also had cuts on his arm and shoulder. The victim and suspect then stated they were performing a ritual, where they both cut themselves and then drank each other’s blood. The victim was sent to the hospital and the knife was confiscated.
This just in from my local police blotter.
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This just in from my local police blotter.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown