Yet another dead wrestler
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Yet another dead wrestler
Macho Man Randy Savage passed away today. He had a heart attack while he was driving and then crashed the vehicle.
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Re: Yet another dead wrestler
Did he snap in to a Slim Jim before he died?
OHHH, YEAHHHH!
OHHH, YEAHHHH!
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That sucks...glad he was able to disappear into regular life compared to other former wrestlers that really have never been former wrestlers (Hogan, Flair, et al). Wrestling is fake and campy but Macho Man was one of my favorites as a kid back in the WWF...greatest superstar on the mic.
RIP
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Flair's early promos were great...I'll give you that. The coked up 80s wrestling promos were amazing. Ultimate Warrior was also out of his mind.
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wait, a professional wrestler dying of a heart attack way too young?
no way....
savage was an interesting guy to watch on camera and in the ring
sure it's all fake, but harmless fun for the audience....
no way....
savage was an interesting guy to watch on camera and in the ring
sure it's all fake, but harmless fun for the audience....
get out, get out while there's still time
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Anyone remeber The Juicer, of the early 90's-ish? Dressed up like Beetlejuice, the movie character.
He's dead, too.
He was my next door neighbor. Used to get his mail for him after he became a huge wrasslin' star in Mexico. Then, one day... I had no one to give his mail to.
He's dead, too.
He was my next door neighbor. Used to get his mail for him after he became a huge wrasslin' star in Mexico. Then, one day... I had no one to give his mail to.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Is it wrong that what shocked me more is that this seemed too normal of a way for a wrestler to die?
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What should shock you is that Scott posted a picture of someone that didn't have 5 o'clock shadow and bulging biceps.R-Jack wrote:Is it wrong that what shocked me more is that this seemed too normal of a way for a wrestler to die?
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What wouldn't shock me is if KC Scott is on eBay right now selling his entire Randy "Macho Man" Savage collectibles as we type. I guess he was hoarding his posters, action figures, blow pop Slim Jim's while trying to tell everyone to waste their money in the stock market. Very clever of him.
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Shoalzie wrote:Ultimate Warrior was also out of his mind.
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Ric Flair sold ice to Eskimos. Nobody sold a show better than the Nature Boy.
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In Atlanta, where they have lots of bag ladies.......Screw_Michigan wrote:Ric Flair sold ice to Eskimos. Nobody sold a show better than the Nature Boy.
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Re: Yet another dead wrestler
Neither Flair or Savage could hold a candle to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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Piper got run from TBS wrestling because he referred to the MARTA transit system as
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Atlanta
It was a common joke back then, but he dared to use it on TV.
Moving
Africans
Rapidly
Through
Atlanta
It was a common joke back then, but he dared to use it on TV.

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I remember my stepbrother telling me that joke not long after he moved to the ATL in 91 or so.Carson wrote:Moving
Africans
Rapidly
Through
Atlanta
It was a common joke back then, but he dared to use it on TV.
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As a kid in the 70's I used to go over to Memorial Hall in KCK and watch that fake shit. Anybody remember Bulldog Bob Brown, Handsome Harley Race, Andre The Giant, Bob Geigel, etc?
Bob Geigel wound up as a security guard at the Woodlands dog track. I think he's dead now.
Bob Geigel wound up as a security guard at the Woodlands dog track. I think he's dead now.
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deadWar Wagon wrote:Anybody remember Bulldog Bob Brown
should be dead, but is not...that dude was over the topHandsome Harley Race
deadAndre The Giant
according to wikipedia, he's still alive...I think he's somewhere around 115 years oldBob Geigel wound up as a security guard at the Woodlands dog track. I think he's dead now.
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rack the fukk outta old school wrasslin' before McMahon fukked it up.
It was regional, low budget and hokey as hell, but, it was fun to watch.
My favorite was Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Loved it when that crazy fukker busted out the 2x4.
It was regional, low budget and hokey as hell, but, it was fun to watch.
My favorite was Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Loved it when that crazy fukker busted out the 2x4.
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That it was.smackaholic wrote: It was regional, low budget and hokey as hell, but, it was fun to watch.
I don't know how many people Memorial Hall held, maybe 8k tops, but they used to pack that joint to the rafters every week for over a decade.
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my favorite as a little kid was this injun......even if he wasn't one.
rack the tomahawk chop.
and rack having little brothers to practice it on.
rack the tomahawk chop.
and rack having little brothers to practice it on.
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Re: Yet another dead wrestler
Bobo Brazil.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Where's Stretch Armstrong?
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I want Dave Schultz to die.
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Not until he finally finds a woman.poptart wrote:I want Dave Schultz to die.
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Bwaaahh!! Rack the Atomic Sit-up. That was the initiation ritual on our high school football team.Sudden Sam wrote:Never a fan of pro wrestling. But a friend and Macho Man fan sent me this: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/w ... index.html
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Thankfully my team never did anything near that gay. We just had to carry pads every once in a while.Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaahh!! Rack the Atomic Sit-up. That was the initiation ritual on our high school football team.
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That would be a $100K fine in our league.R-Jack wrote:Not until he finally finds a woman.poptart wrote:I want Dave Schultz to die.
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We did the Atomic Sit-up a little differently. The victim had to start in the down position in the middle of a circle, eyes closed, while a bunch of guys in the circle around you pounded on the floor rhythmically and started counting backward from 100. At 85 you could start the sit-up. The way it was sold was that it threw off your equilibrium to the point you couldn't do a sit-up (yeah, I know that sounds kinda hokey, but we were in high school at the time.)BSmack wrote:Thankfully my team never did anything near that gay. We just had to carry pads every once in a while.Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaahh!! Rack the Atomic Sit-up. That was the initiation ritual on our high school football team.
Anyway, when it was my turn, as I started the sit-up, I realized that it was much too easy, and something had to be going on. So I opened my eyes, at which time I saw myself about to approach another guy's ass. I didn't realize I could put the brakes on as quickly as I did that time.
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