28 years in solitary confinement

[Terry in Crapchester]

[ I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slob.

I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house, with a big hardwood floor.
My wife and my job,
My kids and my car,
My feet on the table,
And a Cuban cigar.

[indyfrisco]

Scott,

Take a refresher on how to handle putting your foot in your mouthor whatever it is you may have said you put in your mouth...

[R-Jack]

Scott,

Take a refresher on how to handle putting your foot in your mouthor whatever it is you may have said you put in your mouth...

You can put your foot and a cock in there?

You really do treat it like an art.

[indyfrisco]

You can put your foot and a cock in there?

You really do treat it like an art.

I said OR, YOU ASS!

[R-Jack]

That's..............better?

[indyfrisco]

[McGwire]I'm not here to talk about the past.[/McGwire]

[War Wagon]

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slob.

Now there's a set-up if ever I did see one.

[poptart]

What a trainwreck.

Ucant is self-important.
Ucant is self-important.
Ucant is self-important.

It's a friggin' smack board - and ucant is the same guy as always.
A grouch.

Reality: Your advances were refused and you've now sunk into jilted schoolgirl role, name-calling the big beau who brushed you aside.

How dare he?


Mix in a tit job and sharpen up your runway walk a bit, doll.

Then give it another go.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Soooooo. Yeah. 28 years. That's a long time.

How bout them Mets?

[War Wagon]

How bout them Mets?

My tomato plants are coming along just fine, thanks for asking.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Go Canucks!

[poptart]

Korean women get really ugly when they age

A slight variation of Yeah, but you have fat wives.

Very clever.


LOL

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Telling Atomic Panties that you could toss his ass 20 yards is what I call having a friends back.

Oh... you were 'looking out' for my backside, alright.

[R-Jack]

The whole reason you got yourself into this mess is because you put me on a pedestal

Yet another lie.... errr... smack attempt?

Telling Atomic Panties that you could toss his ass 20 yards is what I call having a friends back,

You really think that's what ucan't was referring to?

I think I mentioned it before, Dude is 6'4 and massive - Brian Urlacher Clone

That says it all right there. Repeated attempts to talk about how Ucants bigness is what he, or anyone else, was talking about. Not shocking that the only thing that came to your mind was the thought of tossing ass around.

Let it go Scott. We get it. You're here. You're queer.......and believe me when I tell you, we've all gotten used to it.