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What does 80 year old pussy taste like?




Depends.



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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:F

Are you crazy? I rocked many parties with that joke in the 80's. It's got staying power.
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Sirfindafold wrote:What does 80 year old pussy taste like?




Depends.
On what?
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A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the women stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose and whispered " okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man, show me what you young black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her purse.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Sirfindafold wrote:A young divorcee' was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the women stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither pose and whispered " okay, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man, show me what you young black boys do best." So he beat the shit out of her and stole her purse.
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You really are a tedious simpleton, you know that?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You really are a tedious simpleton, you know that?
That, sir, is a slap in the face to tedious simpletons everywhere.
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Whats the difference between St Patricks Day and MLK Day?


On St Patricks Day, "everyone" is Irish.



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Rumps and his better 9/10ths are turning in after a romantic evening. They have had plenty of wine and gravy so love is in the air. As Rumps gets on top of her to make love, he wispers into her ear "Can we shut the lights before we make love?" She giggles and asks him "aw, what's the matter baby? You feeling shy tonight?"

"Not at all" replied Rumps. "But the light on the ceiling fan is burning my ass"
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