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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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How 'bout you come over to my place and I ruin sex for you for the rest of your life.

The river's running red? That's ok, I'll take the dirt road.

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"How about you and me go halves on a bastard?"
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T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.

So has your OL's corduroy snatch, but that's understandable with you & your age. :D
Thank God I have your ex to fall back on. And bounce off of.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:corduroy snatch
Bwah.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Goober McTuber wrote:T.R.O.T.S. has been vastly underutilized lately.
Nice. I'll try that one this weekend.
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If you're not into A2M, I might as well walk away.
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Sometimes I just want to kill, and kill...
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Do you like Phil Collins?
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Carson wrote:Sometimes I just want to kill, and kill...
Anytime you're about to unleash the fun-nay, feel free to let us know.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I'll sleep in the wet spot.

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I'll take my teeth out first.

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Well you're going to make me blow a load tonight. If you want to be there for it, go ahead.
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Hey baby, let's put the you and I in "fucking".
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