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Anyone going to the Ozarks?

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Sam, is your buddy following this guy's directives?


*Danger Sign* *Danger sign*


The whole midwest is fixin' to wet-shit-slide into the gulf.
The east coast is, well,... Nuclear FUBAR'd.
East of the Mississippi? Buh bye.
Most of the west is toast.

Pockets of hope remain.
Like a cave in the Ozarks - your 'bug out' location.

GET THERE!!


7/7/11, fucko's.


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Why yes, I will be in the far SW corner of MO. that week-end camping and floating the Elk river. So if the end is near, I want to be partying and lusting after scantily clad young wimmen folk on the way out.
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War Wagon wrote:Why yes, I will be in the far SW corner of MO. that week-end camping and floating the Elk river. So if the end is near, I want to be partying and lusting after scantily clad young wimmen folk on the way out.

pack yer camera and pull a Sam just in case you'll be back here the monday after :twisted:
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I haven't been in the Ozarks in decades.


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Bizzarofelice wrote:I haven't been in the Ozarks in decades.


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Bizzarofelice wrote:I haven't been in the Ozarks in decades.


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Sudden Sam wrote:sweet tea
Speaking of which...

Last time I was down south my family and I got some weird looks because we didn't want to drink that shit. Sweet tea is a way of life down south, I get that, but why do you fucks insist on dump-trucking sugar into it? Good lord, how about a little balance? A little subtlety? Or even just mixing in a water occasionally? With the way you people eat, your palates have tricked you into thinking you need four times the amount of butter, sugar, etc., in order for something to taste good. Just disgusting.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:sweet tea
Speaking of which...

Last time I was down south my family and I got some weird looks because we didn't want to drink that shit. Sweet tea is a way of life down south, I get that, but why do you fucks insist on dump-trucking sugar into it? Good lord, how about a little balance? A little subtlety? Or even just mixing in a water occasionally? With the way you people eat, your palates have tricked you into thinking you need four times the amount of butter, sugar, etc., in order for something to taste good. Just disgusting.
Those in "the south" will say Texas aint part of "the south" which I agree from a historical perspective. In any case, unsweet tea was huge where I grew up. Sweet tea sucked ass and still does today.
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Yes, I don't consider Texas "the south." Texas is just Texas.
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Catchy little tune - even if their theology is a bit wayward.


Hee... HAW!!!
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Sudden Sam wrote:Texas is a country unto itself. Which I respect.
As you should.
Had my first kidney stone recently. MY GAWD!!!!! That is one fucked up mess. I was sweatin' bullets trying to piss past the Boulder Dam blocking my urine's path.
I've had two. I wish kidney stones on no one, not even the welfare recipients I pay.
BTW, unsweetened tea tastes like dirty dishwater. Might as well drink from the toilet as drink that crap.
I'll agree to disagree. I can see how someone would think that, but then again, this viewpoint tells me you'd throw some sugar in toilet water and call it heaven. Me, I wouldn't touch the toilet water either way.
How the hell did we go from the destruction of the USA via dark stars/planet X/the government to yakking about tea?! :lol:
It's what we do here.
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I can't understand why anybody would want to ruin a perfectly good glass of iced tea by putting sugar in it. Fags like that probably put a slice of lime in their beer. Disgusting.
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I also like how "the southerners" pronounce it "swate tay".
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War Wagon wrote:I can't understand why anybody would want to ruin a perfectly good glass of iced tea by putting sugar in it. Fags like that probably put a slice of lime in their beer. Disgusting.
So anti-beer snob has the nerve to go tea snob?

It's like you go out of your way to take a stand for something, provided that you come out of it looking even dumber.
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War Wagon wrote:Fags like that probably put a slice of lime in their beer.
You tell 'em... rice piss swiller. Only a homo puts fruit in their 55 calorie Bud Select, eh? :lol:
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Terral is going offline.








If you're not west of the Mississippi prior to 7/7 you're rolling the dice, friendos.

Think.


T-minus one week.
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7/7 (in America) is hours away, sissies.

7.8 magnitude earthquake in New Zealand (already 7/7).


Barren down the hatches and ride this thing out, losers.



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Hey Tart,

My wife's parents are out in your neck of the woods for a couple of weeks. If you see them, show them what you fuckers do for fun around there.

Don't worry about descriptions. Both of my in-laws are over 5'7. You can't miss them.
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Yeah, they'll look like giants walkin' around here.

I'm 6'1" and whenever I'm in a picture, it looks like Manute friggin' Bol standing there.
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Update on the end of the world:









Appears we're going to have a very near-miss with an asteroid on 11/9/11.
It'll pass ('they' say) between earth and our moon.

What if the calculations are slightly off?


FEMA has announced a nationwide test of it's emergency alert system, scheduled for... 11/9/11.

http://www.fema.gov/news/newsrelease.fema?id=55722

Under the FCC's rules, radio and television broadcasters, cable operators, satellite digital audio radio service providers, direct broadcast satellite service providers and wireline video service providers are required to receive and transmit presidential EAS messages to the public.


Mere coincidence, I'm sure.





Enjoy! :D
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Pray for us pops.
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Matthew 24:3-8
[3]And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
[4] And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
[5] For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
[6] And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
[7] For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
[8] All these are the beginning of sorrows.
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9/26 or 27


The new catastrophic event day, fans.
That'd be next Monday or Tuesday, for those scoring at home.

If Monday Night Football is wiped out, yeah, I'll be slightly pissed.

But anyway...


Comet Elenin (Dwarf Star, Mystery Space Ship, Planet X) or whatever... is coming into alignment with the earth and sun again.
But this time at much closer range.
Other times alignment has occurred, big earthquakes have happened - Japan, etc.

So people are going to get WIPED OUT Godzilla style on Monday and/or Tuesday.

And oh, Barry (coincidentally?) is supposed to be at that freaky NWO Dungver International Airport on those days - 9/26/27.
Underground bunkers, bizarro murals of mass death, strange symbolism, etc.


But do your own research into these matters and see if I'm yankin' you around or not.
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mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I haven't been in the Ozarks in decades.


Sincerely,
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FTFY
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While survival might be possible in the area, how many would die by rapid-fire IKYABWAI? It's a wash*.




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PSUFAN wrote: * i.e. whatchootalkin'bout, Dave?

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yes, I don't consider Texas "the south." Texas is just Texas.
"The South" is commonly understood to mean the former Confederate states. Deep South is what you might be thinking of.
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Deep South
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