I'M BAAACK!!!!!

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:11 pm

OH YEAH!! NEBRASKA FOOTBALL BABY!!! BIG TEN IS OURS!!! hey wisconsin? were comin to madison to show ya what smashmouth is all about.
meeechigan? pleeese, what a joke, ohio st.? step aside, the huskers are gonna dry f___k ya.
I havent beeen this excited since anna nicole lost all that weight.
T magic is gonna be the man this fall.
BIG TIME smashmouth!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:30 pm

bradhusker wrote:OH YEAH!! NEBRASKA FOOTBALL BABY!!! BIG TEN IS OURS!!! hey wisconsin? were comin to madison to show ya what smashmouth is all about.

Looks like you’re better equipped to show us what “mushmouth” is all about. Go facefuck an IH combine, Cletus.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:10 am

bradhusker wrote:OH YEAH!! NEBRASKA FOOTBALL BABY!!! BIG TEN IS OURS!!!

Tennessee at Chattanooga-w
Fresno State-w
Washington-w
Wyoming-w
so far so good
Wisconsin-l
Ohio State-w?
Minnesota-w?
Michigan State-l
Northwestern-w
Penn State-l
Michigan-w?
Iowa-l

8-4 being optimistic...that won't win the Big 10

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:29 am

Felix wrote:
bradhusker wrote:OH YEAH!! NEBRASKA FOOTBALL BABY!!! BIG TEN IS OURS!!!
Tennessee at Chattanooga-w
Fresno State-w
Washington-w
Wyoming-w
so far so good
Wisconsin-l
Ohio State-w?
Minnesota-w?
Michigan State-l
Northwestern-w
Penn State-l
Michigan-w?
Iowa-l

8-4 being optimistic...that won't win the Big 10

oh really felix? you got us losing to the spartans? penn st.? Iowa? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ur gonna eat those sissy words!!

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:42 am

the Big Ten is tougher than an Omaha motel steak.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:43 am

King Crimson wrote:the Big Ten is tougher than an Omaha motel steak.

Nebraska Football is the DADDY now big ten wussies, thats right, see, what you FAIL to understand is this, we bring a BIG TIME defense to your sissy conf. and we are bringing some big time WOOD.
you know, as I was looking at our sched. the game in madison gave me a wee bit pause, BUT then I realized that we are gonna run the football down ur sissy throats in ur CRIB! how do u like dem apples wisconsin sissies??? huh? :twisted:

"I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton, and cast you down with the sodomites." - the warden, shawshank redemption.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:39 am

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:16 pm

Felix wrote:8-4 being optimistic...that won't win the Big 10

Yeah, but think of all the dryfucking that will happen...

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:00 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
Felix wrote:8-4 being optimistic...that won't win the Big 10
Yeah, but think of all the dryfucking that will happen...

We are all about the dryfuck, friction rules, lube is for momma's boys.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:22 pm

bradhusker wrote: Nebraska Football is the DADDY now big ten wussies, thats right, see, what you FAIL to understand is this, we bring a BIG TIME defense to your sissy conf. and we are bringing some big time WOOD.
you know, as I was looking at our sched. the game in madison gave me a wee bit pause, BUT then I realized that we are gonna run the football down ur sissy throats in ur CRIB! how do u like dem apples wisconsin sissies??? huh? :twisted:

I bet all the Big 10 are shaking in their boots that they have a new daddy. Because let's be honest....NU has been the Chicken Hawk of the Big XII.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:24 pm

Harvdog wrote:
bradhusker wrote: Nebraska Football is the DADDY now big ten wussies, thats right, see, what you FAIL to understand is this, we bring a BIG TIME defense to your sissy conf. and we are bringing some big time WOOD.
you know, as I was looking at our sched. the game in madison gave me a wee bit pause, BUT then I realized that we are gonna run the football down ur sissy throats in ur CRIB! how do u like dem apples wisconsin sissies??? huh? :twisted:
I bet all the Big 10 are shaking in their boots that they have a new daddy. Because let's be honest....NU has been the Chicken Hawk of the Big XII.

what, they are like 1-9 against you guys in the Big XII? that gets you fired every time at Oklahoma.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:25 pm

They only won the 1999 Big XII Championship game. We beat them every other time. Last year was the worst Texas team in 15 years and we still won in Lincoln. Thanks for the lesson Daddy.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:19 pm

Harvdog wrote:They only won the 1999 Big XII Championship game. We beat them every other time. Last year was the worst Texas team in 15 years and we still won in Lincoln. Thanks for the lesson Daddy.

hey harv? I was at that big 12 championship. we fuckin put major applewhite in the hospital. as for that squeaker win in the last big 12 we met? u got lucky the refs put a second back on the clock so you pussies could say you won, SUH fuckin dry fucked you pussies all game long, you were ranked much higher than us, yet we fuckin slapped ya around like lil sissy queers. THEN, the ref who has ties to texas, this ref actually has major ties to the longhorns, decided to put a second back on the clock to let you guys win.
by the way, I am hoping to GOD that you guys win the big 12 this season, and nebraska wins the big ten, so, that either in a bowl game or the national title game, nebraska will beat the fuckin piss outta you girls.
if T magic has the year that I think he is capable of, he should be bigger, stronger and faster than his freshman year, THEN we will dry fuck you pussy horn fags.
ACTUALLY, I am mistaken about your horn fags, your program is on the down swing, and nebraska is on the up swing.
so, we probably wont meet in a bowl, nebraska will field the nations top defense this year, while texas will be a powder puff squad.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:48 am

bradhusker wrote:
Harvdog wrote:They only won the 1999 Big XII Championship game. We beat them every other time. Last year was the worst Texas team in 15 years and we still won in Lincoln. Thanks for the lesson Daddy.
hey harv? I was at that big 12 championship. we fuckin put major applewhite in the hospital. as for that squeaker win in the last big 12 we met? u got lucky the refs put a second back on the clock so you pussies could say you won, SUH fuckin dry fucked you pussies all game long, you were ranked much higher than us, yet we fuckin slapped ya around like lil sissy queers. THEN, the ref who has ties to texas, this ref actually has major ties to the longhorns, decided to put a second back on the clock to let you guys win.
by the way, I am hoping to GOD that you guys win the big 12 this season, and nebraska wins the big ten, so, that either in a bowl game or the national title game, nebraska will beat the fuckin piss outta you girls.
if T magic has the year that I think he is capable of, he should be bigger, stronger and faster than his freshman year, THEN we will dry fuck you pussy horn fags.
ACTUALLY, I am mistaken about your horn fags, your program is on the down swing, and nebraska is on the up swing.
so, we probably wont meet in a bowl, nebraska will field the nations top defense this year, while texas will be a powder puff squad.

Wahhhhhhhhh.......

I was a the game in 1999 too. I was impressed with Nebraska's speed. They were much faster than us and deserved to win.

If I am not mistaken, weren't you ranked higher than us this year? I think you were and we beat you in Lincoln. We flat out sucked.....but we could still beat a higher ranked Nebraska on your home field. We lost to Iowa state and Baylor.....but we beat Nebraska. That is awesome.

Your Big 10 life is going to suck. You couldn't win the Big XII and now you think you are going to run rough shot over the Big 10? I will believe that when I see it. Kind of like I will believe the corn fed bullshit when you actually win something this century. The only way we play is if we make it to your second home for bowl season....the Alamo bowl.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:56 am

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:22 am

Harvdog wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Harvdog wrote:They only won the 1999 Big XII Championship game. We beat them every other time. Last year was the worst Texas team in 15 years and we still won in Lincoln. Thanks for the lesson Daddy.
hey harv? I was at that big 12 championship. we fuckin put major applewhite in the hospital. as for that squeaker win in the last big 12 we met? u got lucky the refs put a second back on the clock so you pussies could say you won, SUH fuckin dry fucked you pussies all game long, you were ranked much higher than us, yet we fuckin slapped ya around like lil sissy queers. THEN, the ref who has ties to texas, this ref actually has major ties to the longhorns, decided to put a second back on the clock to let you guys win.
by the way, I am hoping to GOD that you guys win the big 12 this season, and nebraska wins the big ten, so, that either in a bowl game or the national title game, nebraska will beat the fuckin piss outta you girls.
if T magic has the year that I think he is capable of, he should be bigger, stronger and faster than his freshman year, THEN we will dry fuck you pussy horn fags.
ACTUALLY, I am mistaken about your horn fags, your program is on the down swing, and nebraska is on the up swing.
so, we probably wont meet in a bowl, nebraska will field the nations top defense this year, while texas will be a powder puff squad.
Wahhhhhhhhh.......

I was a the game in 1999 too. I was impressed with Nebraska's speed. They were much faster than us and deserved to win.

If I am not mistaken, weren't you ranked higher than us this year? I think you were and we beat you in Lincoln. We flat out sucked.....but we could still beat a higher ranked Nebraska on your home field. We lost to Iowa state and Baylor.....but we beat Nebraska. That is awesome.

Your Big 10 life is going to suck. You couldn't win the Big XII and now you think you are going to run rough shot over the Big 10? I will believe that when I see it. Kind of like I will believe the corn fed bullshit when you actually win something this century. The only way we play is if we make it to your second home for bowl season....the Alamo bowl.

what do ya mean we couldnt win the big 12? we won it in 97 and again in 99, and, correct me if I am wrong, but if that ref with ties to texas doesnt put one second back on the clock after time expired, we would have won the big 12 for a third time.
correct me correct me!!! :twisted:

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:08 am

bradhusker wrote:what do ya mean we couldnt win the big 12? we won it in 97 and again in 99, and, correct me if I am wrong, but if that ref with ties to texas doesnt put one second back on the clock after time expired, we would have won the big 12 for a third time.
correct me correct me!!! :twisted:

Jesus I'm an adult business owner, divorced, with a child, a mortgage, two paid off vehicles, and paying for a baby sister to attend Duke now . . . the last time you won a trophy I was still underage searching for a party on College, Elm, or Brooks. :doh:

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:43 am

SunCoastSooner wrote:
bradhusker wrote:what do ya mean we couldnt win the big 12? we won it in 97 and again in 99, and, correct me if I am wrong, but if that ref with ties to texas doesnt put one second back on the clock after time expired, we would have won the big 12 for a third time.
correct me correct me!!! :twisted:
Jesus I'm an adult business owner, divorced, with a child, a mortgage, two paid off vehicles, and paying for a baby sister to attend Duke now . . . the last time you won a trophy I was still underage searching for a party on College, Elm, or Brooks. :doh:

suncoast? I didnt know you owned ur own business? any chance ur hiring right now? :twisted:

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:07 am

Harvdog wrote:run rough shot

Sissyroo's influence lives on, I see.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:13 am

bradhusker wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
bradhusker wrote:what do ya mean we couldnt win the big 12? we won it in 97 and again in 99, and, correct me if I am wrong, but if that ref with ties to texas doesnt put one second back on the clock after time expired, we would have won the big 12 for a third time.
correct me correct me!!! :twisted:
Jesus I'm an adult business owner, divorced, with a child, a mortgage, two paid off vehicles, and paying for a baby sister to attend Duke now . . . the last time you won a trophy I was still underage searching for a party on College, Elm, or Brooks. :doh:
suncoast? I didnt know you owned ur own business? any chance ur hiring right now? :twisted:

Slim, I doubt you're qualified for the position though.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:34 pm

why dont you try me, for starters, im a certified genius, with a work ethic second to none, I'd be an assett to your business sir, a supreme assett!

:twisted:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:12 pm

bradhusker wrote:im a certified genius

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:53 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:im a certified genius

oh, you find that funny goober, do you? am I funny to you? im joe pecsi from "goodfellas", BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted:

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:45 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:im a certified genius

oh, you find that funny goober, do you? am I funny to you? im joe pecsi from "goodfellas", BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted:

I picture you as looking like the guy on right:

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:16 pm

actually, ive been told that I look a lot like bruce willis, around the time he was making the first two die hard films. :twisted:

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:22 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Harvdog wrote:run rough shot
Sissyroo's influence lives on, I see.

Spelling smack. Nice. I have an auto correcter on and it took roughshod and changed it to rough shot. Thanks for the English lesson.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:14 pm

Harvdog wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Harvdog wrote:run rough shot
Sissyroo's influence lives on, I see.
Spelling smack. Nice. I have an auto correcter on and it took roughshod and changed it to rough shot. Thanks for the English lesson.

Wow, you're a bit sensitive. And what use is an auto correcter that alters a word that was already correct?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:12 pm

bradhusker wrote:actually, ive been told that I look a lot like bruce willis, around the time he was making the first two die hard films. :twisted:

Gotcha.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:57 pm

its getting close, Im so roided up I can hardly contain myself, hey wisconsin? hey meeeechigan? hey penn st. fairies?
NEBRASKA FOOTBALL is gonna be cracking some skulls so, be prepared to get ur teeth knocked down ur sissy throats!!!!!

BIG TIME SMASHMOUTH POWER FOOTBALL has come to the big ten, we'll be knockin' some sense into youse fairies.

BIG RED BIG RED BIG RED!!!!!

wisconsin? you think ur big time heh? we're comin to madison and rammin it down ur throat, punks!!!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:25 pm

bradhusker wrote:nothing of substance

indy, do us all a favor and off this shit troll

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:59 am

Jsc810 wrote:Let's change this thread to something more interesting.

When will Nebraska lose its first game? Here is the schedule:

Sat, Sep 03 Tennessee - Chattanooga
Sat, Sep 10 Fresno State
Sat, Sep 17 Washington
Sat, Sep 24 at Wyoming
Sat, Oct 01 at Wisconsin
Sat, Oct 08 Ohio State
Sat, Oct 22 at Minnesota
Sat, Oct 29 Michigan State
Sat, Nov 05 Northwestern
Sat, Nov 12 at Penn State
Sat, Nov 19 at Michigan
Fri, Nov 25 Iowa

Nebraska probably will enter the month of October undefeated, but if it somehow gets by Wisconsin on the road, then Ohio State will be the team giving Nebraska its first loss. Probably will be 4 losses in the regular season.

i'd be willing to take an L from Pat Hill, the UW team that spanked them in a bowl game....and at Camp-Randall.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:14 am

I'm hoping that Chattanooga can pull the upset, but in reality the wisconsin game

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:00 am

Felix wrote:I'm hoping that Chattanooga can pull the upset, but in reality the wisconsin game

wow, musings from a bunch of big ten homers about to get skull fucked by THE BIG RED.
dont say I didnt warn you sissies. :twisted:

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:04 am

Felix wrote:
bradhusker wrote:nothing of substance
indy, do us all a favor and off this shit troll

also, whats that quote saying that page is just a creature of the studio? anyone who doesnt realize that jimmy page is a GOD,
is a shit-for-brains loser.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:12 pm

Bwaaaah! Rack Indy.

Oh, and Brad, enjoy your erection, but know this: if ND had any interest whatsoever in joining the Big Ten, the Big Ten would've tossed Nebraska to the curb like yesterday's newspaper. I'm just glad we don't.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:29 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaaah! Rack Indy.

Oh, and Brad, enjoy your erection, but know this: if ND had any interest whatsoever in joining the Big Ten, the Big Ten would've tossed Nebraska to the curb like yesterday's newspaper. I'm just glad we don't.

Feeling's mutual. Would have been subtraction by addition.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:51 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Felix wrote:
bradhusker wrote:nothing of substance
indy, do us all a favor and off this shit troll
also, whats that quote saying that page is just a creature of the studio? anyone who doesnt realize that jimmy page is a GOD,
is a shit-for-brains loser.

take it up with marty, it's his quote....

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:41 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaaah! Rack Indy.

Oh, and Brad, enjoy your erection, but know this: if ND had any interest whatsoever in joining the Big Ten, the Big Ten would've tossed Nebraska to the curb like yesterday's newspaper. I'm just glad we don't.

terry, your a dreamer, a sick twisted dreamer if you think the big ten would have rather had notre dame, WAKE UP TERRY! notre dame hasnt been relevant since the old gipper was in office!!

what? u think that just because you finally have an Irish coach things will be different for you now? BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
get real crappychester, nebraska with its blackshirt defense would skull fuck you sissies.

no sir, the big ten is far far far better with nebraska in its conf. any day of the week!! and twice on sundays!
for starters, nebraska is a smashmouth corn fed team, just like wisconsin, what the fuck is notre dame? a sissified team with past glories from 30 years ago?

RIGHT NOW, nebraska is one of the best defensive units in the country, notre dame is a doormat, and, IMHO, they will stay a doormat for decades to come.

so, in short, the big ten made the WISE CHOICE!

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:19 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaaah! Rack Indy.

Oh, and Brad, enjoy your erection, but know this: if ND had any interest whatsoever in joining the Big Ten, the Big Ten would've tossed Nebraska to the curb like yesterday's newspaper. I'm just glad we don't.
Feeling's mutual.

For you. For your school's overlords -- tOSU and Michigan -- not so much.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:27 am

bradhusker wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Bwaaaah! Rack Indy.

Oh, and Brad, enjoy your erection, but know this: if ND had any interest whatsoever in joining the Big Ten, the Big Ten would've tossed Nebraska to the curb like yesterday's newspaper. I'm just glad we don't.

terry, your a dreamer, a sick twisted dreamer if you think the big ten would have rather had notre dame, WAKE UP TERRY! notre dame hasnt been relevant since the old gipper was in office!!

what? u think that just because you finally have an Irish coach things will be different for you now? BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
get real crappychester, nebraska with its blackshirt defense would skull fuck you sissies.

no sir, the big ten is far far far better with nebraska in its conf. any day of the week!! and twice on sundays!
for starters, nebraska is a smashmouth corn fed team, just like wisconsin, what the fuck is notre dame? a sissified team with past glories from 30 years ago?

RIGHT NOW, nebraska is one of the best defensive units in the country, notre dame is a doormat, and, IMHO, they will stay a doormat for decades to come.

so, in short, the big ten made the WISE CHOICE!

Once again, Brad, the point went right over your head.

The Big Ten would've preferred ND to Nebraska. That's not opinion, that's fact. And I can prove it.

You do know that this is not the first time the Big Ten tried to expand to 12, don't you? The other time was in 1999. They offered one school and one school only. Do you know who that school was? I'll give you a hint, the football team wears gold helmets. And that school turned the Big Ten down cold. Once that happened, the Big Ten didn't offer another school for awhile.

Not a lot has changed, at least not from the Big Ten's perspective, when it came to expansion. Expansion in the Big Ten was all about :bode:

first and foremost. Tell me you knew? And Notre Dame certainly brings plenty of that. Your claims about relevance notwithstanding, there's only one school in the country with a national TV contract, and it ain't Nebraska. Just sayin'.

As for why they didn't offer ND this time around, as was so eloquently explained by your mancrush: