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Seriously? What makes him think this is a good idea? Have the balls to say it again once the lockout is over.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/67648 ... -interview
NEW YORK -- Heavily fined Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison calls NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a "crook" and a "devil," among other insults, in an interview with Men's Journal.

He even rips teammates Rashard Mendenhall ("fumble machine") and Ben Roethlisberger for their performances in this past season's Super Bowl loss to the Green Bay Packers.

"Hey, at least throw a pick on their side of the field instead of asking the D to bail you out again. Or hand the ball off and stop trying to act like Peyton Manning. You ain't that and you know it, man; you just get paid like he does," he said, referring to Roethlisberger's two interceptions in the game. Harrison had one tackle, a sack, in the loss against the Packers
Mendenhall didn't take offense to Harrison's comments when he posted a response Wednesday on Twitter.

"And lastly, I dont have a problem with what @jharrison9292 said because I know him. But I want you guys 2 check this out," he wrote, providing a link to ESPN.com's 2010 rushing statistics page which showed he fumbled just once during the regular season in 324 rushing attempts.

Harrison, the 2008 AP Defensive Player of the Year hasn't been shy about ripping the league after he was docked $100,000 for illegal hits last season. In the August issue of Men's Journal, which has Harrison on the cover holding two pistols, his rants against Goodell reach another level of wrath.

"If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn't do it," Harrison told the magazine. "I hate him and will never respect him."

His other descriptions of the commissioner include an anti-gay slur, "stupid," "puppet" and "dictator."

Harrison told ESPN that the interview took place "in April or May sometime."

If the Steelers had defeated the Packers in the Super Bowl, Harrison said, he would have whispered in Goodell's ear during the trophy ceremony: "Why don't you quit and do something else, like start your own league in flag football?"

Harrison also questions whether a black player is punished more for a hard hit on a white player than the opposite.

"I slammed Vince Young on his head and paid five grand, but just touched Drew Brees and that was 20," Harrison said. "You think black players don't see this s--- and lose all respect for Goodell?"

Harrison also criticizes other NFL executives, Patriots-turned-commentators Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi ("clowns"), and Houston's Brian Cushing ("juiced out of his mind").

Bruschi is an analyst on ESPN's "NFL Live."

While Harrison criticized some of his teammates, he had high praise for Steelers safety Troy Polamalu.

"He's the one guy in football I respect absolutely, 'cause he's spiritual and lives it like he talks it. You know, he gets more flags than anyone on our team but never gets fined for nothin'. He's so polite and talks so softly that he could tell he could tell Goodell to kiss his a--, and Goodell would smile and say thank you," he told the magazine.

Beyond the insults, Harrison makes some serious points about what he believes are the league's misguided attempts to increase safety. He explains how non-guaranteed contracts make players more likely to hit high, because in the short term, a torn knee ligament is more costly than a concussion.

And Harrison suggests the real way to prevent head injuries is to shorten the season to 14 games, start offseason workouts later and trim the length of training camp so "we're not bangin' heads so much in August; that's where the brain trauma comes from."

In a statement released Wednesday, Steelers president Art Rooney II said he hasn't read the article or spoken to Harrison. "We will discuss the situation at the appropriate time, when permitted once the labor situation is resolved," he said.
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IndyFrisco wrote:Seriously? What makes him think this is a good idea? Have the balls to say it again once the lockout is over.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/67648 ... -interview

While Harrison criticized some of his teammates, he had high praise for Steelers safety Troy Polamalu.

"He's the one guy in football I respect absolutely, 'cause he's spiritual and lives it like he talks it. You know, he gets more flags than anyone on our team but never gets fined for nothin'. He's so polite and talks so softly that he could tell he could tell Goodell to kiss his a--, and Goodell would smile and say thank you," he told the magazine. :D - Funny dude.

Beyond the insults, Harrison makes some serious points about what he believes are the league's misguided attempts to increase safety. He explains how non-guaranteed contracts make players more likely to hit high, because in the short term, a torn knee ligament is more costly than a concussion.

And Harrison suggests the real way to prevent head injuries is to shorten the season to 14 games, start offseason workouts later and trim the length of training camp so "we're not bangin' heads so much in August; that's where the brain trauma comes from."

In a statement released Wednesday, Steelers president Art Rooney II said he hasn't read the article or spoken to Harrison. "We will discuss the situation at the appropriate time, when permitted once the labor situation is resolved," he said.
I always like how these players forget about the signing bonuses they collect. Harrison got a $10m signing bonus, and a $2.5M roster bonus in 2009 and another $2.8M roster bonus in 2010. His salary was supposed to make a jump in 2011 and continue to esculate through the end of the deal.

Can't have it both ways James.
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And Harrison suggests the real way to prevent head injuries is to shorten the season to 14 games, start offseason workouts later and trim the length of training camp so "we're not bangin' heads so much in August; that's where the brain trauma comes from."
Well, at least he knows where his brain damage came from. What a fucking tard.

Harrison also questions whether a black player is punished more for a hard hit on a white player than the opposite.

"I slammed Vince Young on his head and paid five grand, but just touched Drew Brees and that was 20," Harrison said. "You think black players don't see this s--- and lose all respect for Goodell?"
Aren't the fines still assessed by Gene Washington? What color is Gene Washington?
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And Harrison suggests the real way to prevent head injuries is to shorten the season to 14 games, start offseason workouts later and trim the length of training camp so "we're not bangin' heads so much in August; that's where the brain trauma comes from."
Well, at least he knows where his brain damage came from. What a fucking tard.

Harrison also questions whether a black player is punished more for a hard hit on a white player than the opposite.

"I slammed Vince Young on his head and paid five grand, but just touched Drew Brees and that was 20," Harrison said. "You think black players don't see this s--- and lose all respect for Goodell?"
Aren't the fines still assessed by Gene Washington? What color is Gene Washington?

It's actually Ray Anderson ... but he's black too.

Of course, all professional leagues protect their marquee players in some way. Vick is the best black QB in the league and until he decides to protect himself, the league isn't going to step in and fine players extra. Harrison is a race-baiting piece of garbage if he thinks skin color has anything to do with the amount a players is fined for an illegal hit on a QB.
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I slammed Vince Young on his head and paid five grand,
Of course that is only a slap on the wrists. It's not like you're going to injure Vince Young by doing that.
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This lockout needs to end. Harrison needs to be doing what he's good at. That is, cracking skulls and taking names. Doing interviews is not in his skill set.
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I like his 14 game season take.
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R-Jack wrote:
I slammed Vince Young on his head and paid five grand,
Of course that is only a slap on the wrists. It's not like you're going to injure Vince Young by doing that.

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BSmack wrote:This lockout needs to end. Harrison needs to be doing what he's good at. That is, cracking skulls and taking names. Doing interviews is not in his skill set.

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I agree with some of his points, but he had to drape them in idiocy, and that is all the media will cling to. What's in the water in the Burgh? That entire franchise is full of morons.
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Good for Harrison. I wouldn't piss on my bosses if they were on fire, either.
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Wow. I’ve had a number of jobs in my life, but I can’t ever remember having a boss that I hated. I guess if you’re willing to show up for work every day and give it your best effort and be productive, your boss tends to appreciate that.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Wow. I’ve had a number of jobs in my life, but I can’t ever remember having a boss that I hated. I guess if you’re willing to show up for work every day and give it your best effort and be productive, your boss tends to appreciate that.
Me neither. But there's a first time for everything. EDIT: Wait, take that back. I hated my boss from the Skins, too.
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I've had one boss that I hated...which is why I quit after two weeks. I have enough self respect not to work for someone I can't stand. Even in my current role, I report to someone who isn't exactly in my field when it makes more sense for me to report to someone else who is in my field. I made it clear to my boss that if I ever had to work for this other person, I would leave the company. Ultimately, I should have her job. She's anorexic and in VERY bad shape so it might be mine sooner than later. Not wishing anything bad on her, but I'd never work for her and would take her position if she left.
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I would hate to miss any opportunity to urinate on my boss.
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Wouldn't it be a greater insult to piss on someone if they were on fire? I mean, the urine stream isn't going to save their life. So not only are you burning to death, you're getting peed on in the process.
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IndyFrisco wrote:She's anorexic.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:She's anorexic.

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Hey, she put it on the internet and she don't post here so...
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IndyFrisco wrote:Image
She looks like Juli Inkster.
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