Rhyme Time

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:29 am

In this thread, I'll have you know

Rhyming is required, come on, let's go!

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:34 am

You prolly think ur mighty slick, but

rhyming threads sukk a dead dog's dick.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:38 am

My rhyming thread it really rocks
now go suck a bag of sweaty cocks

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:39 am

Dr. Suess was a pinko fag.

Now go chug a lug a colostomy bag.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:45 am

It belongs in TRoTS, on the bottom shelf

Now go fucking fuck yourself

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:46 am

Carson wrote:Dr. Suess was a pinko fag.

Now go chug a lug a colostomy bag.

I'll have you know that I'm no saint
ponder that while you massage your husband's taint

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:49 am

Toddowen, this I cannot hide
I anticipate your suicide

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:51 am

Papa Willie wrote:Cadence is something you fags should remember
So go fuck a knife and die with a whimper

Do not lecture me about rhyming
or my cadence, or my timing

You don't see me lecturing you
about prime rib, bacon and beef stew

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:56 am

Papa Willie wrote:Cadence is something you fags should remember
So go fuck a knife and die with a whimper

My cadence is money, this can't be denied

Fuck off back to Kentucky Fried

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:03 am

Okay Dins, that was money
now can anyone else bring the funny?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:11 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Cadence is something you fags should remember
So go fuck a knife and die with a whimper

My cadence is money, this can't be denied

Fuck off back to Kentucky Fried

11 syllables in the first line, 8 in the second
Tells me you can't count for shit, so you're still a fag I reckon

Put it to music, then you'll see

You can't hang with the likes of me

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:11 am

You think you're cool, like a fresh cucumber.
'cept now Felchco wants your cell phone number.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:13 am

Papa Willie wrote: 11 syllables in the first line, 8 in the second
Tells me you can't count for shit, so you're still a fag I reckon

Dins went "free-form", that's his style
You'll understand it, in a while

Rhyme flows freely, let loose the reins
flowing like the butter in your veins

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:19 am

Why did AP tuck his dick
when snapping that jizz-stained mirror pic?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:27 am

You may lift

and you may steam

Bend over for Scott

and you will scream

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:30 am

Carson fancies himself a man of wit
most of the time, he's full of shit

On this board he likes to frolic
second only is retardation, to smackaholic

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:35 am

Papa Willie wrote:Don't know about Scott or what he may do
Just don't want to see him framing your poo

I don't care if you call me a quitter
but no way in hell is he getting near my shitter

He's on record, check the tape
%100 down, with shower rape.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:45 am

Diego wishes he was at that camp
Off in Norway, dreary and damp

Not using a gun, he'd be more discreet
Preying on children with his meat

But they were teens, so I'm told
For DiS, that's much too old

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:25 am

My wife is fat as you all have seen
You've all said things that were really mean

I was most certain the ridicule would never end
Until AP posted a pair of his depends

AP's panties photo had finally played itself out
The T1b crew was looking for new blood no doubt

Time was wasting away with nobody exposing any baggage
Until KC Scott happily mentioned the size of Ucant's package

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:31 am

Martyred wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Don't know about Scott or what he may do
Just don't want to see him framing your poo

I don't care if you call me a quitter
but no way in hell is he getting near my shitter

He's on record, check the tape
%100 down, with shower rape.

Indeed, he fears it not
nor any plunder of his man-twat

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:37 am

Go Coogs' wrote:My wife is fat as you all have seen
You've all said things that were really mean

I was most certain the ridicule would never end
Until AP posted a pair of his depends

AP's panties photo had finally played itself out
The T1b crew was looking for new blood no doubt

Time was wasting away with nobody exposing any baggage
Until KC Scott happily mentioned the size of Ucant's package

The ucant story was quite a grab
You got out from under Rumplewife's flab

We've called her large, we've called her chubby
But that's okay 'cause you're her hubby

Which is more than can be said of Scott
Lurking in gyms, without getting caught

In the shower dropping soap
Lusting for post-workout grope

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:09 am

today i sat my buns a flexin'

giving birth to another texan.

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:52 am

Whenever Husker listens to Elvis

He gets a funny feeling around his pelvis

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:39 pm

mv talks his smut, to trev tryin' to woo her

but he'll most likely end up, like that guy...

... :scs:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:43 pm

Okay now, Scott
We've heard of you training...

...not with the free weights
but with lots of dick draining

You came out of the closet, all fiery and mean
But I guess you're all right, you pole-smoking queen.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:08 pm

You've got me all wrong, that story won't stick
But to you it's quite effortless, like squatting on dick

Info that's personal, that's what you desire
like leering at gym-rats, while they perspire

You've made your own bed, it's where you must lay
Don't pin it on me, the fact that you're gay

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:09 pm

Here I sit, broken hearted.
reading another shit thread
started by Martyed.

Wasted my time,
but I won't say its grievous.
I'll just crack another beer
and play with my penis.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:22 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:Here I sit, broken hearted.
reading another shit thread
started by Martyed.

Wasted my time,
but I won't say its grievous.
I'll just crack another beer
and play with my penis.

I'm glad you took time off, from sniffing boy's crotches
To come take this thread down, a couple of notches

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:19 pm

Martard went down to Dallas
And used a dynamite stick as a phallus

They found his mangina
In North Carolina

And his A S S H O L E in Buckingham Palace

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:25 pm

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Don't know about Scott or what he may do
Just don't want to see him framing your poo

I don't care if you call me a quitter
but no way in hell is he getting near my shitter

He's on record, check the tape
%100 down, with shower rape.
Indeed, he fears it not
nor any plunder of his man-twat

He's quite a wytch artist.
He can show you
his self-inflicted
dick tattoo.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:22 am

Scott, you cry like a wounded bitch
you squirm and slither, writhe and twitch

Try and put this all on me?

YOU'RE the fan of sodomy!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:09 pm

http://dc93.4shared.com/img/113534657/4 ... review.mp3

Take me down to the Starbucks,
Take me there with my guns.
Find me some commies and liberal puke,
Latte dykes or even a spook.
Then I'll shoot, shoot, shoot 'cuz I'm Rambo,
If they don't wail I won't cream.
For it's one, two, three bangs, you're dead,
In my huge wet dream.

- mvscal

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:12 pm

Rack poptart.

Sirfindafold chews a mouthful of paste
while Kaley makes pies from his turds
suckaholic struggles 24-7
to master those three-letter words.

Felcho continues bombarding the joint
With his endless stream of canards.
All of it proving what all of us know:
Every board needs its tards.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:40 pm

Goober went over to Bengal
And attended a fancy dress ball
Just for a stunt
He dressed up as a cunt
And got fucked by a dog in the hall

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:20 pm

Goobs, nice melt.....you're not svelte......what an awful hand from life you've been dealt.....your boyfriend will take a belt to your pelt causing a welt then his cock by you will be felt and his bunghole smelt.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:06 am

Goober apparently thinks he's 'Lil Bo Peep,
'cause the bastard's been stalkin' and fuckin' my sheep.
But, oh how the ewes laugh all through the flock,
when Goobs whips out his 2 inch cock. :)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:20 am

Screwey posts about DC'
I expound on anarchy

Tom In VA, we are bro's
B_Smack plays some Zeppelin shows

Smackie Chan will spin some wax
KC Paul is making snacks

Wags he gets a little drunk
KC Scott drools over junk

Carson can't control himself
Cuda's smack is just top-shelf

Ana is not here tonight
with her husband, probably a fight

Truman's takes, they do suck ass
But my girl trev, now SHE is class

Van was run, I know not why
Todd, give suicide another try

'Spray is gobbling up Popeye's
With a side of Cajun fries

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:04 am

Rhymin' ain't really my thing
but, what the fukk
i'll take a swing

let's turd
let's turd
ain't gotta clue
spends all day
blamin' the jew.
never makes a point that's valid
but, you should see him toss a salad.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:25 am

That was pretty good.

Your post just gave me wood.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:08 am

Kansas City Kid wrote:Goobs, nice melt.....you're not svelte......what an awful hand from life you've been dealt.....your boyfriend will take a belt to your pelt causing a welt then his cock by you will be felt and his bunghole smelt.

On second thought keep stealing your posts
Your original shit blows hairy goats