Iowa going after Southern Miss

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:26 pm

Moby Dick wrote:Correct me if i'm wrong fellow okies....didnt DA U...go after Tulsa Union a few years back?

If you're talking about scheduling during the Jimmy Johnson era, I have no doubt that they did.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:40 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Why do I suddenly feel like an asshole?

Albeit a funny asshole, but an asshole nonetheless.
You feel like an asshole because you are one. You practically did what I did when Wags posted an article from his daughter's softball game. He even mentioned her by name so scooting over to the team's website and there's the roster with pictures. I just took it a step further than you did and posted the "look what you just did" picture.

I had already found jon's wifey's pic, but after the Wags incident, I felt kinda bad for pointing out his stupid so I decided to let it go here knowing full well someone else will post it. Thanks for stepping up.

je....err...jon, you can either get pissed and bail or just accept your error and roll with it. Saw your pic too. You married up. Nothing wrong with that. Join the club. Now, if you want me to clean this mess up, I'd be glad too.

Wait a minute. Did NOJ actually attend.....Iowa State?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:41 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Why do I suddenly feel like an asshole?

Albeit a funny asshole, but an asshole nonetheless.
You feel like an asshole because you are one. You practically did what I did when Wags posted an article from his daughter's softball game. He even mentioned her by name so scooting over to the team's website and there's the roster with pictures. I just took it a step further than you did and posted the "look what you just did" picture.

I had already found jon's wifey's pic, but after the Wags incident, I felt kinda bad for pointing out his stupid so I decided to let it go here knowing full well someone else will post it. Thanks for stepping up.

je....err...jon, you can either get pissed and bail or just accept your error and roll with it. Saw your pic too. You married up. Nothing wrong with that. Join the club. Now, if you want me to clean this mess up, I'd be glad too.
Wait a minute. Did NOJ actually attend.....Iowa State?

That's what I saw....but I wasn't going to say it here...first ;)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:44 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:je....err...jon, you can either get pissed and bail or just accept your error and roll with it. Saw your pic too. You married up. Nothing wrong with that. Join the club. Now, if you want me to clean this mess up, I'd be glad too.

You're going to need a bigger mop.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:51 pm

Well, I know the damage is done, but I pulled the "job description" off the page. About all I can do.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:54 pm

Well, jon may have very well run himself. Too early to call the time of death yet, but if this is his last post...

TheJON wrote:My dad is 66 years old. I doubt his dick even still works. What would be the point of downloading pron?

...him talking about his dad's dick, how fitting would that be?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:08 pm

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:33 pm

jon's porn computer would make a nice board bitch trophy. put it in a plexi case, engrave names on it. true lows in human behavior, the one commemorating the other.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:39 pm

I'm just wondering why jon has a black tooth. Get a fake one put in already.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:55 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:

OH MY FUCKING LORD............

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:56 pm

King Crimson wrote:jon's porn computer would make a nice board bitch trophy. put it in a plexi case, engrave names on it. true lows in human behavior, the one commemorating the other.

I just can't stop laughing.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:je....err...jon, you can either get pissed and bail or just accept your error and roll with it. Saw your pic too. You married up. Nothing wrong with that. Join the club. Now, if you want me to clean this mess up, I'd be glad too.
You're going to need a bigger mop.

I'll see if I have one of my industrial sized mops to spare.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:18 pm

Come on jon. Get this tooth taken care of. You're no sizzlechest. This is an easy fix.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:31 pm

Wait, where did the photo of Noj=bitch come from?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:35 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Wait, where did the photo of Noj=bitch come from?

Dick Fucking Tracy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:30 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Wait, where did the photo of Noj=bitch come from?
Dick Fucking Tracy.

I know. Like your wife looking for your crank.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:31 pm

Took 5 minutes to figure it all out.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:33 pm

You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:02 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it.

Naw, you don't wanna do that. Cuz then I would post that epic pic of your junior high basketball team (man, your coach sure had some serious nut huggers on!) or the christmas pics of your 2 (or was it 3?) little kids.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:43 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:45 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:08 am

TheJON wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it.
Naw, you don't wanna do that. Cuz then I would post that epic pic of your junior high basketball team (man, your coach sure had some serious nut huggers on!) or the christmas pics of your 2 (or was it 3?) little kids.

Iowa State?!? Really?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:56 am

TheJON wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it.
Naw, you don't wanna do that. Cuz then I would post that epic pic of your junior high basketball team (man, your coach sure had some serious nut huggers on!) or the christmas pics of your 2 (or was it 3?) little kids.

You'd post pics I've already posted! No!!!

You don't know how this shit works Cyclone grad. And yes, your poser ass went to Iowa State. You must totally envy your cousin who actually went to Iowa.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:55 am

Minor threat to the white courtesy phone...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:32 am

Well, I will give Je....Jon the benefit of the doubt. He started off at Iowa and when his princess decided to ride Ronald mcdonald's cock, he went with the next hole that opened to him. However, she was at Iowa state. He transferred his pussy whipped ass there. Jon, fess up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:09 am

No, dude applied to Iowa, got turned down, and had to settle for Iowa State. Then, once he graduated, he turned his back on his alma mater and started pimping the school that turned him down. Pathetic.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:11 am

Unfucking real. What a turn of events. Where is Gus Johnson when you need him?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:23 am

Goober McTuber wrote:No, dude applied to Iowa, got turned down, and had to settle for Iowa State. Then, once he graduated, he turned his back on his alma mater and started pimping the school that turned him down. Pathetic.

That's like every single faggy MSU and scU-M fan in the house. Piles of fucking SHIT. And you faggots clown me for my WMU love. FUCK YOU CUNTS.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:55 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
You'd post pics I've already posted! No!!!

careful, he might start with pictures of your alma mater, and considering we can no longer take people here at their word re: the schools they attended, this will probably be his opening salvo:

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:01 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it.

you mean this one?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:06 pm

Naw, that's smackaholic's av.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:07 pm

sorry, i meant this one:

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:08 pm

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:24 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:No, dude applied to Iowa, got turned down, and had to settle for Iowa State. Then, once he graduated, he turned his back on his alma mater and started pimping the school that turned him down. Pathetic.

Precedence has already been set for things like this. The only question is if we call this move the m2 rule, or the 97% or Notre Dame fans clause?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:01 pm

R-Jack wrote:Precedence has already been set for things like this. The only question is if we call this move the m2 rule, or the 97% or Notre Dame fans clause?

True. At least Killian admits he doesn't have the stones to root for his alma mater.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:12 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Precedence has already been set for things like this. The only question is if we call this move the m2 rule, or the 97% or Notre Dame fans clause?
True. At least Killian admits he doesn't have the stones to root for his alma mater.

Stones? Give me a fucking break. I never rooted for them before, why would going there change things? If I moved to Chicago, I would still be a Tigers fan.

I've also never hid the fact that I didn't attend the college I root for, much like 40% of this board.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:18 pm

1) ouch

2) better than I thought jon could pull

3) I can't fucking fathom rooting for one university athletic team and attending another. Only possibility I could consider is undergrad and grad being different schools (as they should be). Or maybe your nephew plays for a school you didn't graduate from. Or possibly you never went to university at all.

4) see #3

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:23 pm

Killian wrote:I never rooted for them before, why would going there change things?

We know. Heaven forbid you actually root for your alma mater.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:58 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Killian wrote:I never rooted for them before, why would going there change things?
We know. Heaven forbid you actually root for your alma mater.

Why would someone change who they root for based simply on where they spent 4 years compared to with who they rooted for their whole life? The bigger bitch move is to give up on the team you always rooted for. Don't you think it would have been easier being an MSU fan over the past 15 years?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:25 pm

Killian wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Killian wrote:I never rooted for them before, why would going there change things?
We know. Heaven forbid you actually root for your alma mater.
Why would someone change who they root for based simply on where they spent 4 years compared to with who they rooted for their whole life? The bigger bitch move is to give up on the team you always rooted for. Don't you think it would have been easier being an MSU fan over the past 15 years?

i agree. i laugh at people who think i'm not "a real OU fan" because i didn't go to school there (i did take a couple summer classes in HS). asshats on the OU homer boards from Pawhuska, Oklahoma who went to OU (maybe almost went to OSU).....is telling you you aren't a "real Sooner". i went OU home games for 12 years starting at the age of 5. as i've tediously documented just moments ago, my uncle played for OU and my dad walked-on to the basketball team. granted it's Vandy, but a lifetime of being a Sooner is not going to be outweighed by 4 years of my life in Nashville. i went to a Tulane-Vandy game my first week there....Norman High games were more lively. a lot less drunk guys in ties and blazers at NHS games.....and not as many sundresses (bonus for Vandy-Tulane)...but hey.

i went to grad school at CU and have worked there for almost a decade. they sign my paychecks. i helped start the college radio station here. all kinds of stuff. i live about 3/4 mile from Folsom Field. i want OU to crush CU like there's no tomorrow. every time. no hesitation. now, since CU is in the Pac....i might try this "2nd favorite team" idea....though, i'll never get over some choice aspects of CU fan myopia/stupidity.