Who is on your *DO NOT READ* list?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:16 pm

Not even "I can't believe what this idiot is saying".
Not even a smoldering scroll whell.

You simply see the username, and it's off to the next post/thread.

My list:

Mikey

Sudden Sam

88

Jsc

Bobby 42

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:38 pm

I'd respond, but Marty is on my no-read list.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:41 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'd respond, but Marty is on my no-read list.

me too, but, you and marty are on mine.

i just read python posts. been kinda slow the last few years.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:42 pm

Mine is pretty much the same as Marty's.

Especially Mikey.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:42 pm

I pretty much only read posts from DeanB.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I pretty much only read posts from DeanB.

Wait, on second thought, I think I was the last incarnation of DeanB.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:44 pm

I just added Dinsdale to my list.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:47 pm

Mikey wrote:I just added Dinsdale to my list.

could someone 'splain to me what mikey and dins are jabbering about? they're both on my list.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:50 pm

Mikey wrote:I just added Dinsdale to my list.

If I had read this, I'd tell you to fuck yourself.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:54 pm

Did somebody say something?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I'd respond, but Marty is on my no-read list.

Did someone just say something?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:59 pm

Supposed to be about 90 and clear today, and I haven't decided on my lunch menu.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:54 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I pretty much only read posts from DeanB.

~tosses in a can of 2003~

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:19 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:I pretty much only read posts from DeanB.

~tosses in a can of 2003~

I was pretty much gunning for cheap recognition from either you or Coods.

BWA! WE FOUND YOU FAGS!

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:43 pm

Yeah, you guys really missed me.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:50 pm

Bobby42 wrote:Yeah, you guys really missed me.

we did.

really.

in addition to tards, a board does need it's headline news trolls.

these last few months i've been here wasting time, annoyed at the fact that i had to look up for a few moments at the 24 hr news whores to find out what was happening in the world.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:59 pm

Terry in Crapchester and BSmack. Must be a CNY thing.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:38 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Terry in Crapchester and BSmack. Must be a CNY thing.

They are worthy of anyone's DNR List.

Also, Toddowen's long-winded stories that no one gives a fuck about = pure eye cancer.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:00 pm

pretty much everyone here is on my DNR list, EXCEPT:

Martyred
Dinsdale
mvscal
Bizzarofelice
Python
Dr.Bob/Truck/DeanB
Whatever troll Rootbeer is using these days
Vic.
Uncle Fester
Ucant

And in the sports foras: add King Crimson & MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

I only open threads these posters have either started, or posted in. Nearly everything else is unreadable

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:32 am

Toddowen wrote: I know how it hurts you to be disliked and all.

That's rich, coming from you.

Aside from a mouthbreather like smackaholic, does anyone on this board ever address you with any shred of dignity?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:28 am

I forgot about Tardowned. That's a definite scroll wheel killer other than the 2 videos of driving around aimlessly on Interstate 8. He is in the classification of Pedo in Seattle.

Cuda needs some recognition in the smackaholic category. Harmless and useless. Much love! Don't get mad bros.

I_F is going to "time stamp smack" me to this response as 0228+- when he's done getting the "strap on dong" up his ass from the wifey AND then have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:14 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I_F is going to "time stamp smack" me to this response as 0228+- when he's done getting the "strap on dong" up his ass from the wifey AND then have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.

It is shit like this that makes me scroll right over almost every AP post. LtS and TVO get no love from me either. Bradhusker's troll was amusing at first. Now he gets the scroll wheel. I'm sure there's a few others, but I obviously have forgotten them for a reason.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:15 am

Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.

What does that mean?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:19 am

mvscal wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.
What does that mean?

This would be my guess. With slightly less manly clothing of course.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:22 am

mvscal wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.
What does that mean?

The bottle's empty.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:43 am

mvscal wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.
What does that mean?

It is a reference to a certain golfer Steve that talked about a "rubber donger." Enemas are typically given with warm water to patients that need them. A cold water one is a joke and would give the opposite effect of the medical intent to clear out a colon.

No shortage of braggers from the legal community here. Get another flat screen or 2.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:45 am

Cuda wrote:pretty much everyone here is on my DNR list, EXCEPT:

Martyred
Dinsdale
mvscal
Bizzarofelice
Python
Dr.Bob/Truck/DeanB
Whatever troll Rootbeer is using these days
Vic.
Uncle Fester
Ucant

And in the sports foras: add King Crimson & MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

I only open threads these posters have either started, or posted in. Nearly everything else is unreadable

your name should be changed to assface for the amount you just licked

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:53 am

Martyred wrote:
Toddowen wrote: I know how it hurts you to be disliked and all.

That's rich, coming from you.

Marty, how many drinks did it take to accuse the guy who has, over the years; admitted to lusting after young girls, in addition to his own mother; being a closted animal-abuser; and being suicidal...

of being here to make friends?

I'd tell you to take a lap and sit the rest of this one out, except you started the epicosity, so I won't.

Not expressing a preference or making an endorsement either way, but that was straight dumb.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:47 am

mvscal wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.
What does that mean?

old folks home bedpan humor. goes over most of our heads. don't feel bad.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:52 am

jtr wrote:
Cuda wrote:pretty much everyone here is on my DNR list, EXCEPT:

Martyred
Dinsdale
mvscal
Bizzarofelice
Python
Dr.Bob/Truck/DeanB
Whatever troll Rootbeer is using these days
Vic.
Uncle Fester
Ucant

And in the sports foras: add King Crimson & MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

I only open threads these posters have either started, or posted in. Nearly everything else is unreadable
your name should be changed to assface for the amount you just licked

if there is a g0d, your new found fame will result in a fat homo stalker taking you out and saving us from further takes.

leave the insulting to mvscal. he's about 14 trillion times better at it than you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:54 am

Dinsdale wrote: Marty, how many drinks did it take to accuse the guy who has, over the years; admitted to lusting after young girls, in addition to his own mother; being a closted animal-abuser; and being suicidal...

of being here to make friends?

I'd tell you to take a lap and sit the rest of this one out, except you started the epicosity, so I won't.

Not expressing a preference or making an endorsement either way, but that was straight dumb.

God damn, Dins...that was Zen-like. I'm a [KC Scott] big enough man [/KC Scott] to admit when I'm wrong.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:09 pm

I'll be honest, there's not one poster here that I don't START to read, in hopes that MAYBE....just MAYBE, this is THE ONE.

Then, about 3/4 of a sentence in, I wanna cunt punch myself with a snow blower.

Those people would be:

Lts
Cuda

I'm sure there are more. I can edit this list as remember them, I guess?

Then again, I find Douchebag and "the crew" entertaining.....just so you know what mentality you're dealing with here. :/

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:33 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:No shortage of braggers from the legal community here. Get another flat screen or 2.

Listen dude. I haven't replied to you in awhile. I don't plan on doing so again after this. I used to throw you a bone from time to time but I'm done with that. You aren't worth my time. You can hate on me all you want. Fact is, you are you and I am me. Live with it. Don't hate.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:06 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:No shortage of braggers from the legal community here. Get another flat screen or 2.
Listen dude. I haven't replied to you in awhile. I don't plan on doing so again after this. I used to throw you a bone from time to time but I'm done with that. You aren't worth my time. You can hate on me all you want. Fact is, you are you and I am me. Live with it. Don't hate.

The reason I pick on you is because you are wound up too tight. Many posers here try to act like nothing bothers them. You've recently said you have thick skin but your reactions prove otherwise.

Oh, and you'll reply to me again. Try using Vagisil for 2 of your 3 worn out holes in the future.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:10 pm

Martyred wrote:I'm a big enough man

Wanna grab a sauna?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:53 pm

mvscal wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:have to suck whatever remains after the cold water enema off said rubber donger.
What does that mean?

nurse smack

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:59 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:It is a reference to a certain golfer Steve that talked about a "rubber donger."

Does anyone ever know what the fuck you're going on about? Have a drink or 27 and pass the fuck out... please.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:32 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:It is a reference to a certain golfer Steve that talked about a "rubber donger."

Does anyone ever know what the fuck you're going on about? Have a drink or 27 and pass the fuck out... please.

The intelligent ones? Then yes.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:50 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Cuda wrote:pretty much everyone here is on my DNR list, EXCEPT:

Martyred
Dinsdale
mvscal
Bizzarofelice
Python
Dr.Bob/Truck/DeanB
Whatever troll Rootbeer is using these days
Vic.
Uncle Fester
Ucant

And in the sports foras: add King Crimson & MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

I only open threads these posters have either started, or posted in. Nearly everything else is unreadable

Wow. See how many times I fuck you in the butt from now on, motherfucker. Feelings are hurt.

i didn't intentionally leave you off the list. it's not like i scroll past your posts like i do PUSFAN's or something.

Ana Ng wrote:I'll be honest, there's not one poster here that I don't START to read, in hopes that MAYBE....just MAYBE, this is THE ONE.

Then, about 3/4 of a sentence in, I wanna cunt punch myself with a snow blower.

Those people would be:

Lts
Cuda

i hope your little dog goes for your jugular one day.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:41 pm

Cuda, please stop being funny.

Don't you know T1B is all about keeping folks up to date on the latest surgeries, arch support purchases and generally mundane local news stories?

The cool people have gathered in Igloo Spin Zone, formed a defensive perimeter and are saving their last bullet for themselves.