Back from the edge

[Derron]

OK fuckos - did not get rid of me yet...

Had another go around with the UC again and this time they took my large intestine out. Got an infection, went back to the hospital, been away from home and computer for over 3 months now. Back home for good now and recovering nicely.

Will be on here off and on..you do not want to go through this at all...

Peace

[indyfrisco]

As much as a tard as you are, glad to hear all is well. EVERYONE here has been asking about where Derron is daily. Thanks for easing our suffering, friend.

[Cuda]

had large intestine removed? what happens when he has sex now?

[R-Jack]

had large intestine removed? what happens when he has sex now?

The jizz has a direct line to his tonsils now.


btw.......glad you're not dead Derron.

[War Wagon]

Doron was gone?

Hey fuckstick, I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

[Dinsdale]

Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

[Tom In VA]

Damn dude. Glad to hear you're recovering and best of luck in the future.

[indyfrisco]

Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

Methinks he needs a jar of HOT BBQ sauce.

[R-Jack]

Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

Methinks he needs a jar of HOT BBQ sauce.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's easier for him to shit into a colostomy bag.

[Mikey]

OK fuckos - did not get rid of me yet...

Had another go around with the UC again and this time they took my large intestine out. Got an infection, went back to the hospital, been away from home and computer for over 3 months now. Back home for good now and recovering nicely.

Will be on here off and on..you do not want to go through this at all...

Peace

Not funny enough to post here.

sin,
marty


BTW, really glad to hear you're OK Derron. I hope your organic crops didn't suffer too much in your absence.

[The Seer]

Glad you're doing better....when you're up to it, how about some foundation for the casual posters in here....diverticulitis, cancer, other?

As always, man up and send me all the unused pain killers.

[Truman]

I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

This is the second thread I've read where you referred to your 'maters in past tense. You out already?! Just checked my vines yesterday, and Casa de Truman will be rolling in those sweet, delicious little fuckers 'til the ground freezes. Hard to beat an Amish greenhouse for good seed stock...

[R-Jack]

You out already?

I'll let somebody else make the KC Scott punchline.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You out already?

I'll let somebody else make the KC Scott punchline.

Low hanging fruit, man.

At least make it a challenge.

[War Wagon]

I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

This is the second thread I've read where you referred to your 'maters in past tense. You out already?! Just checked my vines yesterday, and Casa de Truman will be rolling in those sweet, delicious little fuckers 'til the ground freezes. Hard to beat an Amish greenhouse for good seed stock...

Yeah, they stopped producing about 10 days ago. But there was a good 30 day period or so when I was bringing them in quite regular. I planted them all on May 8th, perhaps I need to stagger next years crop, extend the growing season.

But I'm not complaining.

[Derron]

The wife hired some Messicians to handle the produce side of the farm. It is producing great tomatoes, potatoes, green beans, peppers, with corn soon to come on.

Have not got the strength to golf yet, but really don;t see a problem with the shit bag on my side. No bowel reattachment for me..been under the knife way too much.

I have no idea what kind of infection it was, bad enough to put me in the hospital for 2 weeks. All clear now, drains are out and healed up. Trying to get back to a normal life of some sort.

Fuck you Wags.

[War Wagon]

Fuck you Wags.

Beautiful... once Bitchshice got run, you became like one of my longest tenured old school 'enemies'. A TNW enemy, no less.

So now when I call you a walking, talking, mouth breathing bag of shit, it's fact not smack. :D

Hang in there, you crotchety fuck.

[Atomic Punk]

So Derron, did they take out the entire large intestine? If so, how does your body compensate to absorb enough water to live?

[Atomic Punk]

Thanks Jsc. I was hoping he would say something stupid in response for me to laugh at. Yes, he has UC.

[Goober McTuber]

Glad you're doing better....when you're up to it, how about some foundation for the casual posters in here....diverticulitis, cancer, other?

As always, man up and send me all the photos.

FTFY.

Glad to hear you're back among the living, Derron.

[Derron]

Thanks Jsc. I was hoping he would say something stupid in response for me to laugh at. Yes, he has UC.

Well now if that is just not one of the funnier things I have read in a while, go ahead and review some of your postings or ask around about the stupid content, you probably will find some of your drunken ramblings quite stupid.

Reconnection would require another major invasive surgery, 3 months of down time and general pain in the ass. They left enough to reconnect if I so desire, but the large intestine is pretty much all gone. It is not too bad with a bag, just a different process than taking a normal dump.

[Goober McTuber]

Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have be in a bag when I woke up

FTFY.

[The Seer]

Bags, catheters...send me the pain pills!

[Screw_Michigan]

Look at the pill-popping drug addict begging for pain meds.

[jiminphilly]

Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well. I understand being reconnected would be another major surgery, but damnit it would be worth it to me.

Do you have a punch-card for your surgeries? Is the next one "one the house" yet?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

but really don;t see a problem with the shit bag on my side.

I admire your upbeat and positive attitude. Let's make the best of this, shall we? Perhaps instead of mashing submit, you could put your posts in there with the rest of your shit.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Stop trying so hard to be eccentric.

[smackaholic]

Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well. I understand being reconnected would be another major surgery, but damnit it would be worth it to me.

Life just not worth living without anal sex, eh chip?

Derron, Glad you're not dead. So, what's the plumbing arrangement? Where is the exhaust pipe? Can you cap it off for short spells to fukk, shower, etc.

What's the deal with your asshole? do they sow it shut? Maybe when chip gets his bag, they can do him a favor and keep it serviceable for friday nights.

[Kansas City Kid]

Where do Doron's gerbils live now?

[Cuda]

What are you, greedy?

[OCmike]

Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well.

This is because of the Achilles surgery I had in May, isn't it. You know, you don't have to be competitive about EVERYTHING. :D



BTW, glad you're not dead, Derron.

[mvscal]

do they sow it shut?

Sow



Sow



Sew

[Carson]

So?

[smackaholic]

do they sow it shut?

Sow



Sow



Sew

sow sew me, asshole. :D

[Kansas City Kid]

What are you, greedy?

Hilarious. I thought Doron was an authority on rear-end tunneling.

[Goober McTuber]

Glad you're still among the mouth-breathing, Derron.

Pretty obvious FTFY.