Welcome to the Big 10, Cornhuskers

[Goober McTuber]

I’m looking forward to your visit to Madtown this weekend. Hopefully the Badger fans treat you well, we know how you guys travel. Lots of Badger fans financing next year's season tickets with sale of this game's tickets, mostly to Nebraska fan. :brad:

The league didn’t do you any favors with your first conference schedule, aside from giving you your toughest opponent first. Win this one and you can run the table.

Badgers have had two problems this year. Slow starts and inconsistent tackling. Hopefully they clean up both this weekend. Wisky’s cupcake OOC schedules have the potential to do more harm than good as they have not faced a team anywhere near as strong as Nebraska. Won’t surprise me at all to see the Corn jump out in front early.

But this Badger team is unlike any I’ve seen in the past 40 years. Still waiting for Russell Wilson to hiccup.

Nebraska 27
Wisconsin 31

[M Club]

But this Badger team is unlike any I’ve seen in the past 40 years. Still waiting for Russell Wilson to hiccup.

generating a lot of hype by dominating their ooc? never seen that before.

[Goober McTuber]

But this Badger team is unlike any I’ve seen in the past 40 years. Still waiting for Russell Wilson to hiccup.

generating a lot of hype by dominating their ooc? never seen that before.

Yes, but they’ve typically had at least one close game OOC each year.

2010 ASU 20-19
2009 N ILL 28-20, Fresno St 34-31
2008 Fresno St 13-10, Cal Poly 36-35 (late season)
2007 Citadel 45-31 (not terribly close but the Citadel?)
2006 San Diego St 14-7
etc.

This year even when they’ve started slowly, they’ve revved it up by the second quarter. No one’s been close. The defense is decent, the offense is awesome. It will be interesting to see what they do against a top 10 team.

[M Club]

nebraska's a top ten team? shit, just realized i haven't looked at the rankings even once this year.

think i saw wisco was like a 10 point favorite. i'd bet fake money on that but the whole "haven't played a real team yet" thing makes them too unpredictable for actual money.

[L45B]

A quick preview of the game Saturday (red sweater would be more appropriate, obviously):

[Goober McTuber]

Look, I wanted to chat with some Husker fans. Not a part-time Buckeye fan and a dirty unwashed Peace Corps hippie.

[M Club]

...dirty unwashed...

redundancy much?

[Goober McTuber]

...dirty unwashed...

redundancy much?

Added emphasis.

[M Club]

i thought that was what "peace corps hippie" was for.

[L45B]

Look, I wanted to chat with some Husker fans. Not a part-time Buckeye fan and a dirty unwashed Peace Corps hippie.

I guess as far as posting on here lately, I've admittedly been somewhat aloof. Not nearly as bad as Jimmy Meds or anything, but I'll take my lumps.

[War Wagon]

Look, I wanted to chat with some Husker fans.

be careful what you ask for as I'm sure they'll be a horde of them in here chatting your ass off after plowing the back 40.

[Cornhusker]

Well Goobs thanks for the welcome I guess. I have a feeling the outcome will make Big Red feeling anything but welcomed.

Local radio dudes did an on going survey on how NU fan perceives the outcome..90% DO NOT expect their beloved Corn to win. Hard to believe from a fan base that wears blinders like no other.

Really you've played no one and as surprising as it is NU is tied with 4 other team for 6th - 8th toughest schedule to date. http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/2011/Internet/ ... s_past.pdf .....Whatever.

Wiskey has blown out teams as they should have and NU hasn't dealt the death blow when presented to them. Wiskey protects the ball, 1 T.O. to date I believe. Our QB is a turnover waiting to happen with each snap and your defense will load up 8 guys at the line and ask him to hit anyone in stride to beat them..He can't..he sucks throwing the ball, dude can run, but outside Okie St. last year his passing is not anywhere near FBS level, or D1 for that matter.

The big question is can NU run on your defense to the boundaries especially, and can Martinez hit a slant?..(Not so far this year) We have been a very good road team under Pelini, we'll see if they can overcome an extremely hostile atmosphere. The other matter is will NU be able to man up phyically against your run game, probably not...we're undersized and under talented at backer..(2 spots)..and really don't have good run stoppers at tackle,.. they were built for the Big 12 spread offenses. Also a very young defensive secondary will struggle with Wilson.

Bottom line NU is a very young team both sides of the ball and I don't see them stepping into this venue against a muscle team that is disciplined and win.

This isn't a good mix for NU and I expect Wisconsin to win by at least 2 scores....this time around anyway..

BTW, the A.D. has asked everyone traveling to Madison to wear black so the can be distinguished from the rodent fans.. "Pack Your Black" is the mantra. 20K hoping to get in...

Tell me, does Wisconsin play tight in "big" games at home? NU does when at home as a rule.

[Cornhusker]

Look, I wanted to chat with some Husker fans.

be careful what you ask for as I'm sure they'll be a horde of them in here chatting your ass off after plowing the back 40.

I'ma ain't pickin' corn fer 4 more weeks yet! Plowing and diskin' follows sucka! Damn city boy..

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

"Pack Your Black"

Fucking IN!

-Stanley Q Pikkkle

[Goober McTuber]

Tell me, does Wisconsin play tight in "big" games at home? NU does when at home as a rule.

Not necessarily, but I think Bielema coaches tight in "big" games anywhere. I think this team relaxes better than the coaches do.

[M Club]

I think all of the Wisky fans older than 50 are already dead from cirrhosis or some disease that comes with banging your mom/sister.

that or heart disease, the number two cause of death among wisconsinite adolescents.

[M Club]

I blame Don Beebe and Texas if Nebraska loses since that's whom Pelini will.

[Goober McTuber]

I think all of the Wisky fans older than 50 are already dead from cirrhosis or some disease that comes with banging your mom/sister.

that or heart disease, the number two cause of death among wisconsinite adolescents.

Drunk driving, hands down.

I think 88 is exaggerating, though. Pissing on tOSU band? That would be uncalled for. The Iowa cheerleaders? An obligatory cleansing.

[Van]

I was there a few years ago, and there were thousands of marshmallows with pennies in them raining into the Ohio State section all night long. Not just before the game and into the first quarter: all night long. That takes discipline and at least two dollars. Fuckers.

88, if your story about hundreds of Wisconsin fans—hundreds!—pissing on the OSU band is true, c'mon, there would have to be a youtube vid of it...or something. How could such a blatant incident like that go completely undocumented?

In other words...link? (God, I hope it's true.)

[At Large]

On paper, this should be an easy game to pick. I would pick Wisconsin and run with the points. As discussed above, NU is young on both sides of the ball. The offense has picked it up over last year and scored 3 straight times over 40 points, which hasn't been done since 1995. That said, in these first 4 games, Pelini's habit of treating them like pre-season games in the NFL is baffling to say the least. He was even quoted as saying, "Now that the pre-season is over..." They had stretches in the first half against Wyoming where they had Taylor throw 3 straight times for 3 incomplete sideline passes. It's like they are just trying stuff out sometimes. Then, they finally kick it into gear in the second half. They beat Wyoming by 24 points and should have beat them by twice that.

On the defensive side of the ball, we have players that shouldn't be playing, but are playing. Lavonte David leads the Big 10 in tackles, but I'd be willing to bet he leads in QB misses, too. He's flown past the QB to miss a sack several times this year. They started a guy (Cooper #8) at corner when he's only played FS, so he got burned several times against Wyoming. If you guys don't target him, I'll be very surprised.

There is a weird sort of unearned arrogance from the coaching staff this year. They haven't played any complete game yet as they only seem to turn it on in the second half offensively and on the defensive side, they often let in late touchdowns after the game is decided.

Carl Pelini asked of Wisconsin after the Wyoming game, "Are they ready for us?"

I'm not sure why there is that arrogance, but if NU suddenly turns it on after four games, then it'll be the epic Jedi mind fucks of all mind fucks.

As for hostile environments, NU has had their fair share of them. I heard the Washington game last year was insanely loud. A&M was no picnic, either. Speaking of drunk assholes, we've had to play CU every other year there, so we have experience with drunk assholes, too. Sounds like Wisconsin is a combination of loud and obnoxious, so we'll see if it rattles them.

As for offense, the team is definitely turning up the production this year over the past few years. It's not perfect at all and it looks sloppy sometimes, but they're moving the ball at least. Big concern is fumbles. They've fumbled it 13 times and lost 4 in four games. Taylor is trying to hold onto the ball, but he has lapses and it's out again.

The key to NU having any chance winning this game is special teams. NU has a few burners on special teams who have broken some long runs. They'll need to give NU short fields all night. Our punter has been hitting some booming punts lately. If NU gives Wisconsin short fields, it's over early.

[bradhusker]

Look, I wanted to chat with some Husker fans. Not a part-time Buckeye fan and a dirty unwashed Peace Corps hippie.

OH, you wanted to chat with some husker fans did ya? Well, HERE I AM, all 295 pounds of corn fed STUD!! and let me tell you, I am THE husker fan on this board, I bleed husker red buddy.

You like to chat do you? what? with some tea and crumpets? with your lil pinky finger stickin out while you sip your tea?

COME SATURDAY you badgers will be sippin your solid food thru a straw buddy, Nebraska's comin to town and it aint gonna be pretty for you guys. CORN FED SMASHMOUTH BIG TIME POWER FOOTBALL!

its on.

[Goober McTuber]

brad,

I’ve seen that homosexual vegetable picker you guys call a quarterback, prancing about and completing maybe 50% of his passes.



Looks like he thought he was still in the shower and the football was a bar of soap.



He sure does have a purty mouth.



That’s not smashmouth football, brad. That’s gashmouth.

[bradhusker]

hey, at least he's got more flat-out speed than your quarterback ,

[Danimal]

Should be an interesting game, likely high-scoring. Wiscy hasn't been scored on much but their competition has sucked. I think they'll struggle with our explosiveness and I'm sure we've been saving a fair amount for this game. Question is whether we can get our D together. We've been vulnerable as hell up to this point. We'll have Crick back this week and Dennard should be a hair closer to his old self. That should help. But I fear Wiscy's physical attack wearing-us down and them burning us with play-action. Don't think we win but we should keep it competitive, if we can get a cheap td off turnover or ST's maybe we pull it out.

[PSUFAN]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

[M Club]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

maybe it was someone else's.

[bradhusker]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

well it defineately puts you in the same category as that sicko in the cell next to hannibal lecktor, who flung his jizz all over jodie foster's face in "silence of the lambs".

[Van]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

well it defineately puts you in the same category as that sicko in the cell next to hannibal lecktor, who flung his jizz all over jodie foster's face in "silence of the lambs".

Jealous? Of Jodie, I mean.

[Killian]

I never realized Nebraska had a fucking Hipster for a QB.

[bradhusker]

I never realized Nebraska had a fucking Hipster for a QB.

yeah, T-magic is hip all right, and come saturday, he's gonna be ripping off some long runs!

[bradhusker]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

well it defineately puts you in the same category as that sicko in the cell next to hannibal lecktor, who flung his jizz all over jodie foster's face in "silence of the lambs".

Jealous? Of Jodie, I mean.

van? Jodie is fuckin hot in that classic film, who wouldnt want to cum all over her face? unless ur gay, your not gay? are you van?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?

well it defineately puts you in the same category as that sicko in the cell next to hannibal lecktor, who flung his jizz all over jodie foster's face in "silence of the lambs".

Jealous? Of Jodie, I mean.

~slowly backs out of thread~

-Todd

[bradhusker]

Paraphrasing Jim Rome from about 13 years ago...how sick do you have to be to bag your own urine, transport it to a game, and fling it on someone?[/quote]
well it defineately puts you in the same category as that sicko in the cell next to hannibal lecktor, who flung his jizz all over jodie foster's face in "silence of the lambs".[/quote]
Jealous? Of Jodie, I mean.[/quote]

~slowly backs out of thread~

-Todd[/quote]

Is that how you'd -"slowly back out "- of the dungeon hallway after a criminally insane inmate flung his jizz all over your face? Or would you run like you were about to be stung to death by a swarm of africanized killer bees?

"did the rancher sodomize you clarice?" "did he force you to perform fellatio, clarice?"

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

brad, how do you manage to fuck up ubb so badly? The "quote" button just requires a single click of the mouse. This was designed to eliminate any perceived complexity for the ultra stupid. And yet it is still too advanced for you.

[bradhusker]

brad, how do you manage to fuck up ubb so badly? The "quote" button just requires a single click of the mouse. This was designed to eliminate any perceived complexity for the ultra stupid. And yet it is still too advanced for you.

Ive never been computer savvy, I still cant figure out how to port over elvis videos from youtube. Its frustrating for me, to say the least.
However, I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night! OH, and I can operate a motor vehicle with a manual stick transmission, go figure.

[Cornhusker]

[quote="bradhusker"OH, and I can operate a motor vehicle with a manual stick transmission, go figure.[/quote]

Does this mean you have an actual driver's license? You still in N.Y.? I hope...

[bradhusker]

[quote="bradhusker"OH, aya, nd I can operate a motor vehicle with a manual stick transmission, go figure.

Does this mean you have an actual driver's license? You still in N.Y.? I hope...[/quote]

hey cornhusker, as the week goes on, I am feeling a little better about our chances saturday night, dont get me wrong, Im not having any dellusions of grandeur, mind you, ALL I am saying is that with crick and the other two back on D, thats huge.
BUT, again, it all boils down to t-magic, I hope the coaches have really got him ready. Cause big games on the road at night can have a way of fuckin with ya, If he were still a greeen freshman like last season, I'd say no way in hell we have a shot, but, he is a year wiser. THAT said, Russell is a senior, and he is experienced, so, we'll see what we see.

[bradhusker]

You type as I would expect a man with small hands to type.

wow, 88, I originally thought you to be the perceptive type, I guess I was mistaken, I have GIANT hands, for as long as I can remember, ive had these huge gorilla hands, and popeye forearms, and my calves are like christmas honey hams.
I guess you could say, im a big boned corn fed nebraska stud, and you'd be correct.
The only problem with huge giant hands is, for most of your life, you feel that your dick is too small, until you wake up one morning and realize, it just looks small in your giant gorilla hands!!
Texting is a major problem as well, they dont make a cell phone big enough for me to text properly.
And of course, I have major problems typing this message. BUT, the flip side is that no one will fuck with you, that is unless they like getting beaten to a pulp with giant gorilla hands, which is why george foreman was always my favorite boxer growing up, he had heavy hands, and when he connected? you'd get knocked the fuck out!

OH, im also undefeated in the world of arm wrestling, ive won lots of money over the years in bars taking down dudes bigger than myself, arm wrestling is a fun and profitable little sport!
My one regret in life? I could have been a great fullback in the NFL, but missed my chance.
OH well, I cant complain, Life is good, im blessed.
And, if nebraska can beat wisconsin on saturday? it dont get much better than that!