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A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
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Atomic Punk wrote:A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
I assume you're (feebly) trying to make kiddie diddler jokes...

Would you care to cite which ones have "overtones" involving minors?

Shouldn't be too tough for you, since there's "a lot" of them.

And maybe you could do us me a little favor, and not post again until you cite said example?

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Dinsdale wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
I assume you're (feebly) trying to make kiddie diddler jokes...

Would you care to cite which ones have "overtones" involving minors?

Shouldn't be too tough for you, since there's "a lot" of them.

And maybe you could do us me a little favor, and not post again until you cite said example?

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"Orphans" and "Nannys" in the above 88 post. Okay Dins, I'll revise... I should have said a few and not "alot" as this is now Kengina baiting.
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Atomic Punk wrote:"Orphans"
The protagonist of the "Orphan" joke DOESN'T want the little niglet... get it?

So, how does NOT wanting a child around equate to a Diegoing?

Go ahead and take your time.

and "Nannys"
Where to even begin...

First off, I'll help you out with your ongoing monumental struggles with basic American English -- as a general rule, when you pluralize a word the ends in "y," for example "nanny," in all but rare instances, you drop the "y" and replace it with "ies."

I kinda remember that one from first fucking grade.

Second... do you know what a "nanny" is?

It's a person, usually a woman, who watches children while parents are away -- usually during the day, while the parents are working.


OK, here's the $64,000 question -- what are the vast majority of Diego's Targets doing during the day?

Are they being paid to watch other peoples' kids...


or are they doing something else?


Again, feel free to take your time answering... forever would be good.
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PSUFAN wrote:It's too bad Home Depot didn't offer an ESL program.
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Jerkovich wrote:UNFUCKBIEVLABLE
What, that AP posts idiocy, and gets piled-on for it?

Yeah, that's a real rarity, better get Ripley's on the phone.
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This thread is highly underrated.
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Any thread that features a JerkedNic cameo holds promise.
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A: None, he fell.
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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?


















































A pilot, ya fuckin' racist.
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