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Have you ever spoken to an ACORN worker? I have
brad, how did this come to be? Kick back, relax, pour a cold one, and paint us a picture. It's Friday Night, after all.
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Evidently he's very nearly omniscient. I can't think of a topic on which brad has not spent years of thought and research.
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PSUFAN wrote:
Have you ever spoken to an ACORN worker? I have
brad, how did this come to be? Kick back, relax, pour a cold one, and paint us a picture. It's Friday Night, after all.
I imagine the meeting stems from not having enough coloring books to go around.
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Right here, on the forehead, please.

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Looks like I stumped him here.

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If there's any correlation between Brad's posting and LTS Tard's NOT, then swing away, Brad, swing away.
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The Seer wrote:If there's any correlation between Brad's posting and LTS Tard's NOT, then swing away, Brad, swing away.
You know, I was thinking the same thing. I guess you're right. SoCal tards, while slow and dangerous behind the wheel, still serve a purpose!
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PSUFAN wrote:
Have you ever spoken to an ACORN worker? I have
brad, how did this come to be? Kick back, relax, pour a cold one, and paint us a picture. It's Friday Night, after all.
well, there are a few different profiles for an ACORN worker. Have you ever really spoken to one?
MY GOD, its a cross-section of the entire wacko left wing!!! Obviously you got your left wing college girl, you know the type, she wears glasses, looks like janeane Garafolo, a brainwashed bleeding heart liberal, who wont eat meat, or any animal, she is a true vegan. THEN, you have your urban folk, who have 50 cent and kenye in their I pod, these types dont know their ass from a hole in the ground.

How the fuck can they afford expensive electronics and still claim to be impoverished???

See, whats so disturbing is when the left portrays conservatives as dummies, MEANWHILE if you take the time and visit Acorn offices around the country, you will quickly learn what an Obama voter is like.
And may I be the first to say, they are pretty much the most brain dead creatures on the planet.

FUNNY HUH? But I digress, Lets not talk politics any longer, I'd like to move on to the life and works of Bob Ross. This guy was amazing!!
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Just sit back and watch Bob Ross paint, it will take you to a happy place. If this rotten world is getting you down, because Obama is ruining this once great republic, Put on a Bob Ross video, and sit back, light up, and just watch this master at work. Hard day at work? Stressed out? Dont go to an asian massage parlor, just watch Bob Ross do his magic. The man can create a masterpiece in 5 minutes, what took michelangelo ten years!! Da Vinci? Van Gough? Monet? Pollack? those guys were posers next to BOB.

You can go from being suicidal, to a very happy place in seconds with the first stroke of the brush.
You think that Fred Rogers had a soothing voice? Next to Bob Ross? Mr. Rogers is s world war 2 sniper.
Actually, that beings me to a funny story.

Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
These two seemingly gentile and sweet individuals were actually bad ass motherfuckers during war time.
There is a forthcoming book on this subject, and let me just say, it will shock the shit outta you at just how dangerous these two supposedly sweet icons really were.
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bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
These two seemingly gentile and sweet individuals were actually bad ass motherfuckers during war time.
So they're really Jews?
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Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
These two seemingly gentile and sweet individuals were actually bad ass motherfuckers during war time.
So they're really Jews?
Yes.

The trolly that brought young viewers to the Land Of Make Believe was actually an Auschwitz death train.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
These two seemingly gentile and sweet individuals were actually bad ass motherfuckers during war time.
So they're really Jews?
Julia child was FRENCH you vulgarian you. and a christian, as for Fred? If you watch his kids tv show, there is a lot of scary subliminal stuff going on.
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bradhusker wrote:Julia child was FRENCH you vulgarian you.
She was not, you fucking moron. :lol:
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Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Julia child was FRENCH you vulgarian you.
She was not, you fucking moron. :lol:
hey ass wipe, she was a world famous french chef!! a recognized world renowned expert in french cuisine!!

so, are you trying to tell me that she was a jew??? If her last name wasnt Child, what was it then??
was it Lipschitz?? was it fucklestein? huh genius? or was her name Weiner?

take your time, BUT im pretty sure she was a practicing catholic.
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bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
Julia Child was a secretary at the OSS not an agent and she was from Pasadena, CA. Rogers never served.
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bradhusker wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Julia child was FRENCH you vulgarian you.
She was not, you fucking moron. :lol:
hey ass wipe, she was a world famous french chef!! a recognized world renowned expert in french cuisine!!
From wiki

While in Ceylon, she met Paul Cushing Child, also an OSS employee, and the two were married September 1, 1946 in Lumberville, Pennsylvania,[11] later moving to Washington, D.C. Child, a New Jersey native[12] who had lived in Paris as an artist and poet, was known for his sophisticated palate,[13] and introduced his wife to fine cuisine. He joined the United States Foreign Service and in 1948 the couple moved to Paris when the US State Department assigned Paul there as an exhibits officer with the United States Information Agency.[9] The couple had no children.

She was introduced to french cuisine by her husband. Haven't met too many Frenchies with the last name McWilliams.
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
Julia Child was a secretary at the OSS not an agent and she was from Pasadena, CA. Rogers never served.
um, mvscal? thats why they call it covert, its classified, you wont know about it, got it now?
Rogers was an expert in weapons and tactics, he was an expert sniper, and from what ive been told, a trained killer. Now, if you go to wiki, what the fuck do you think you'll find to contradict me?

wiki has already been known to post false information.
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She was not, you fucking moron. :lol:[/quote]

hey ass wipe, she was a world famous french chef!! a recognized world renowned expert in french cuisine!!
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While in Ceylon, she met Paul Cushing Child, also an OSS employee, and the two were married September 1, 1946 in Lumberville, Pennsylvania,[11] later moving to Washington, D.C. Child, a New Jersey native[12] who had lived in Paris as an artist and poet, was known for his sophisticated palate,[13] and introduced his wife to fine cuisine. He joined the United States Foreign Service and in 1948 the couple moved to Paris when the US State Department assigned Paul there as an exhibits officer with the United States Information Agency.[9] The couple had no children.

She was introduced to french cuisine by her husband. Haven't met too many Frenchies with the last name McWilliams.[/quote]

jack, well, she had me fooled for all these years, I could have sworn she was french, but, I was wrong, thanks for the clarification on that matter.
HOWEVER, how can you trust ALL the information on wiki to be correct? There have been reports of many falsehoods and many incorrect entries on that site.
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bradhusker wrote:
mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Its a little known fact that Julia Child and Fred Rogers were part of covert missions for the military.
Julia Child was a secretary at the OSS not an agent and she was from Pasadena, CA. Rogers never served.
um, mvscal? thats why they call it covert, its classified, you wont know about it, got it now?
http://media.nara.gov/oss/McWilliams_Child_Julia.pdf

Declassified a couple years back.
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Julia Child was a secretary at the OSS not an agent and she was from Pasadena, CA. Rogers never served.[/quote]

um, mvscal? thats why they call it covert, its classified, you wont know about it, got it now?
[/quote]

http://media.nara.gov/oss/McWilliams_Child_Julia.pdf

Declassified a couple years back.[/quote]

HOLY SHIT!,, Jack, I dont know how you got access to those documents, nor do I want to know, BUT, if I ever get into serious trouble, I want you in my corner, on my side.

As for documents on Fred Rogers, those are still very classified, we're talking buried under the earth 6 miles in cannisters somewhere in the mid-west.
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bradhusker wrote:As for documents on Fred Rogers, those are still very classified,
Shut the fuck up, idiot. The most closely guarded secret in WW2, Ultra, was declassified in 1974. Fred Rogers never served in the military. He didn't even graduate high school until 1946 and he was working on his show from 65-76.
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:As for documents on Fred Rogers, those are still very classified,
Shut the fuck up, idiot. The most closely guarded secret in WW2, Ultra, was declassified in 1974. Fred Rogers never served in the military. He didn't even graduate high school until 1946 and he was working on his show from 65-76.
oh, the most closely guarded secret from WW2 has been declassified? And you know this for sure mvscal? Are we to believe you on this??? How am I to know that you are telling the truth
Who are you mvscal? are you the grandson to J edgar Hoover? And this is why you know the secrets of this country?

Fred Rogers was indeed a sniper, and an expert in weapons and tactics. NOW, for you to contradict me on this matter is an affront to my manhood. if this was a century or two ago, I'd call you out for a duel.
HOWEVER, since you are simply a mis-guided punk, I will just beg to differ with you.

Mr. Rogers neighborhood was indeed a kind and gentile childrens show which aired on PBS. BUT, if you look closely, there was a lot goin on behind the scenes, subliminal things which you cannot find at first glance.

Its the same thing with Disney classic movies. If I were to tell you that hidden in the celluloid frames of such disney classics like "the Lion King", Bambi, "the Little Mermaid", "aladdin", etc.. etc.. There are unspeakable sexual acts of perversion that I cant even mention in this forum.

WHAT? mvscal? are you gonna call me out for lying on this also? My guess is that you will, because you are an idiot, who doesnt know squat!

The Disney annimators were very clever artists who made it their passion to hide some disgusting imagery in those disney classics. Giant penises, vaginas, bloody rectums, you name it, these guys spent entire careers in the art of subliminal sexual symbolism.

Remember mvscal, just because you are not aware of something, does not mean that others are in the dark like you buddy.
keep that in mind.
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Jsc810 wrote:How about a link to back up that bullshit?
jsc? are u freakin kiddin me? You have no clue about that? what rock have you been living under the past say..50 years?

as long as disney has made classic annimation, there has been sick perverted imagery embedded subliminally within the celluloid. Painstakingly frame by frame. Years ago, in fact, decades now, I used to be a card carrying union projectionist, back in New York. Anyhow, when the films came in on thursday, they'd come in packed in these heavy iron cannisters, in seperate reels, each reel about 20 minutes or so of film. Then, we'd spend the night splicing the film together, and putting it on Giant reels,
this is before they started putting the entire film on aluminum platters.
ANYHOW, long story short, I personally clipped some frames for my own personal collection, and let me tell you, some of those annimators for disney? sick puppies!!

See, motion picture film runs at 24 frames per second, so the human eye cant detect something put in subliminally on just a couple frames. As to why certain disney annimators felt the need to do this?
Your guess is as good as mine, I mean Walt Disney treated his employees very well. So I dont think it was a vendetta or anything. Who knows?

My point is, HOW IN FUCKS NAME did you not know this? That is why you are asking me for a link right?
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What the fuck does Walt Disney have to do with Mr. Rogers supposedly being some kind of bad ass killing machine in the Vietnam War?
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mvscal wrote:What the fuck does Walt Disney have to do with Mr. Rogers supposedly being some kind of bad ass killing machine in the Vietnam War?
not much,
however, I was pointing out the subliminal images hidden in the great walt disney classic films, sick perverted sexual imagery deeply hidden in the celluloid, kinda like the hidden imagery in Mister Rogers neighborhood TV show for children. You know? the trolley comin around the castle filled with dehydrated and starving jews headed for the death camps! Or that scary puppett, what was her name? Lady fairchild or something?
Remember when he starts the show singing, "wont you be my neighbor", and he takes off his patent leather shoes, opens the closet to get his comfortable pro keds sneakers? Well, I have a few of his shows from the late 60's on grainy video. And, if you freeze frame it at just the right moment, when he opens the closet door to get his sweater? You clearly see the butt handle of his military assault weapon,
Im not sure, but I have a buddy who is a marine, Im gonna ask him to identify the weapon.
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KC Scott wrote:recent evidence confirms brad's claims

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where'd you get that poster? cause the guy next to fred? that kinda looks like me, but shorter, that guy is 5'3 tops, im 6'2/

correct me if im wrong, but fred rogers was either 6'3 or 6'4? Very soft spoken and gentle man, BUT, underneath? He was a stone cold killer.
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bradhusker wrote: Mr. Rogers neighborhood was indeed a kind and gentile childrens show which aired on PBS.
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88 wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:How about a link to back up that bullshit?
This one won't help his cause. He better keep looking...

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp
ummm......88? he didnt want a link for proof about Mr. Rogers, he wanted a link for proof about the hidden sexual images in disney films!!
He must have been joking though, OR just real stupid, because everyone has heard about that, its pretty much common knowledge.
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