Republicans support the troops...unless they're faggots

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:04 am

It sounds like Ted errrrr Brad has been doing a lot of....ahem...."research" while "visiting" the Castro District.

Fantastic post, Iriehusker.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:28 am

Martyred wrote:Okay then...what about "all-gay brigades"?

Segregation? Besides I seriously doubt that there are enough faggots in the Army to fill out a brigade combat team with the necessary occupational specialties not to mention keep up with losses in personnel.

Personally, I still don't see the problem with DADT. It was an excellent compromise which allowed fags and dykes to serve and twisted bible thumpers to pretend that they weren't.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:34 am

mvscal wrote:...with the necessary occupational specialties...

You mean muscle relaxants and ass-less chaps?

:o

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:11 am

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:...with the necessary occupational specialties...
You mean muscle relaxants and ass-less chaps?

:o

He means jobs, fucknut canuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:16 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:...with the necessary occupational specialties...
You mean muscle relaxants and ass-less chaps?

:o
He means jobs, fucknut canuck.

Gee, thanks for that one, short-eyes. I would have never known.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:39 am

short-eyes?

bwa... guess you were impinging on some territory Diego doesn't want covered.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:04 am

Martyred wrote:

Gee, thanks for that one, short-eyes. I would have never known.

Probably not...since the Northern Brigade of the Marching Lumberjacks all have the same mos.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:03 am

mvscal wrote:Personally, I still don't see the problem with DADT. It was an excellent compromise which allowed fags and dykes to serve and twisted bible thumpers to pretend that they weren't.

The issue of benefits is the problemo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:09 am

Why would anybody currently enlist in the military unless they are gay? :?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:11 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why would anybody currently enlist in the military unless they are gay? :?

they don't have a college education and think the risk of catching bullets with their body is worth the economic benefit.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:21 am

Because college is cheap when paid for whilst working a minimum wage job, IF you're lucky enough to have parents/a parent who will let you live at their home for a few years outta high school.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:11 am

R-Jack wrote:
bradhusker wrote: gay men are incapable of controlling their erections.
OK, I'll guess..........Field research?

You dont have to do "hands on" research on this particular issue. All one needs to do is take a nice stroll thru downtown san francisco on a friday night. As for myself? Im as straight as they come.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:36 am

bradhusker wrote:..."hands on"...

...downtown san francisco...

...come.

You need a psychiatrist.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:49 am

Martyred wrote:
bradhusker wrote:..."hands on"...

...downtown san francisco...

...come.

You need a psychiatrist.

actually marty, when you take a post "out of context" by cut and paste, and re-arrange words to fit your own gay proclivities, its YOU marty, who need the shrink.```

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:17 pm

You have a strange predilection for sodomy.

I'm really not interested in your "motivations". Just pointing it out.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:26 pm

Martyred wrote:You have a strange predilection for sodomy.

I'm really not interested in your "motivations". Just pointing it out.

sodomy? is that a "dont knock it till youve tried it" reference?

sorry marty, mines "exit only", if you know what I mean.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:45 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Seriously - does it really surprise any of you that Screwy is sticking up (for) fags?
Possibly not, but it also doesn't surprise me that the people who are most bothered by homosexuals, are those who have to sneak up on a glass of water in order to get a fucking drink.

Just because someone's gay, doesn't mean they're gay for YOU.

I've also noticed that many of the people who are most bothered by homosexuals are those who are in deep panic/denial as to their own sexual orientation.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:20 pm

bradhusker wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
bradhusker wrote: gay men are incapable of controlling their erections.
OK, I'll guess..........Field research?
You dont have to do "hands on" research on this particular issue. All one needs to do is take a nice stroll thru downtown san francisco on a friday night. As for myself? Im as straight as they come.

So you walked around San Francisco on a Friday night staring at men's crotches? That would be field research. Really, really, gay field research.

Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:52 pm

R-Jack wrote:Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible

Looks like brad and Spray attended the same Tard School of Smacking.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible
Looks like brad and Spray attended the same Tard School of Smacking.
It looks like you stand up for fags.

There are quite a few that are out there standing up for you, Spray....and your freedom to hate on them as much as you will, dude.

I don't consider myself a "leftist" by any means, and I think it's ridiculous to believe that one extreme ANYTHING is the answer.

Extreme stupidity scares me the most.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:58 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible
Looks like brad and Spray attended the same Tard School of Smacking.

It looks like you stand up for fags.

Probably preferable to bending over for them, eh?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:54 pm

Roach wrote:Great. now 'husker and AP can do a duet, prancing out of the closet together.

I got the moves down, but I go solo... preferably Hope Solo.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:01 pm

Don't think you have a chance getting into Hope Solo's panties AP. She can't be more than a size six.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:06 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I got the moves down, but I go solo... preferably Hans Solo.

What is Kansas City most known for other than BBQ? hint: it's an acronym of capital letters starts with an I.......

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:24 pm

That is categorically not an IKYABWAI.

Just because you called someone gay once, does not mean that all subsequent posts from the same poster about your questionable heteroness makes it an IKYABWAI.

If that were the case, the minute that picture of you wearing panties in front a jizz stained mirror became public then all homosmack from you would be considered IKYABWAI for the rest of your sub-par posting career.

See... what came first, people calling you a fucking faggot for prancing around in panties or KC Steambath lusting after my biceps?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:58 pm

Is there a picture of you guys together?

Hook it up.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:59 pm

KC Scott wrote:Your need to constantly keep mentioning specific muscles is making you sound kinda gay.

I was referencing a specific point in time with a board accepted characterization (muscle lusting/steambaths) of what happened on that day. That's how you'll always be characterized. Whether it's true or not is immaterial.

TVO is a midget, etc. Get it?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:15 pm

OK, I'll guess..........Field research?[/quote]
You dont have to do "hands on" research on this particular issue. All one needs to do is take a nice stroll thru downtown san francisco on a friday night. As for myself? Im as straight as they come.[/quote]

So you walked around San Francisco on a Friday night staring at men's crotches? That would be field research. Really, really, gay field research.

Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible[/quote]

whoa, ok, let me clarify something first, san francisco is one of our nations great cities, from its unique geology to its beautiful architecture and culture and delicious cuisine, ALSO, the great conservative thinker and PhD and renowned talk show host, Michael Savage lives there as well.
Now, that being said, it also is a center for Homosexuality and extreme leftism. Which is why Dr. Savage often refers to the city as "san fran sicko".
So, be assured, you can be walking downtown san fran on a given weekend night, just enjoying the culture and the sights and sounds and smells of this great city, AND ALSO, be overwhelmed by the HUGE HOMOSEXUALITY which is very "in your face" and brazen.

NOW, mind you, im not saying theres anything wrong with this picture, all im saying is that its a nice place to visit, but I wouldnt want to live there or raise a family there, if you know what I mean?
As for my sexuality? Lets just say that when you posted that pic of Hope solo, I plastered my screen with a pint of grade A cum.
By the way, is she the daughter of Han solo and carrie fisher? Cause she has the strong chiseled features of Harrison Ford.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:16 pm

OK, I'll guess..........Field research?[/quote]
You dont have to do "hands on" research on this particular issue. All one needs to do is take a nice stroll thru downtown san francisco on a friday night. As for myself? Im as straight as they come.[/quote]

So you walked around San Francisco on a Friday night staring at men's crotches? That would be field research. Really, really, gay field research.

Jeebus, if there ever was a time for someone to say "you know what guys. I'm full of shit on this one" it would be now, as proving the point without coming off like rainbow farting fairy is ultimately impossible[/quote]

whoa, ok, let me clarify something first, san francisco is one of our nations great cities, from its unique geology to its beautiful architecture and culture and delicious cuisine, ALSO, the great conservative thinker and PhD and renowned talk show host, Michael Savage lives there as well.
Now, that being said, it also is a center for Homosexuality and extreme leftism. Which is why Dr. Savage often refers to the city as "san fran sicko".
So, be assured, you can be walking downtown san fran on a given weekend night, just enjoying the culture and the sights and sounds and smells of this great city, AND ALSO, be overwhelmed by the HUGE HOMOSEXUALITY which is very "in your face" and brazen.

NOW, mind you, im not saying theres anything wrong with this picture, all im saying is that its a nice place to visit, but I wouldnt want to live there or raise a family there, if you know what I mean?
As for my sexuality? Lets just say that when you posted that pic of Hope solo, I plastered my screen with a pint of grade A cum.
By the way, is she the daughter of Han solo and carrie fisher? Cause she has the strong chiseled features of Harrison Ford.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:25 pm

bradhusker wrote:Cause she has the strong chiseled features of Harrison Ford.

If there was any question as to why iriehusker was cruising the streets of SF gazing at mens' crotches, ^^^^ that confirms his intentions.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:35 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Cause she has the strong chiseled features of Harrison Ford.
If there was any question as to why iriehusker was cruising the streets of SF gazing at mens' crotches, ^^^^ that confirms his intentions.

come on diego, why must you take things out of context?? I first said that I lust after Hope solo, I merely pointed out that she comes from a good gene pool, thats all, IF you are reading anything more into that, then its YOU who must be the homosexual, not me.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:25 pm

KC Scott wrote:My point was you refering to yourself as part of that meme is kinda gay.

Sadly for you, you're the only one stupid enough to see it that way. And props on refraining from using the word "constantly" in this shit response.

Btw -- kinda gay? Do you mean gayer than lovingly fondling nuts beneath a pile of humanity during a football game? Gayer than blowdrying your balls at the gym whilst being unafraid of taking it in the ass? That kinda gay?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:48 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
KC Scott wrote:My point was you refering to yourself as part of that meme is kinda gay.
Sadly for you, you're the only one stupid enough to see it that way. And props on refraining from using the word "constantly" in this shit response.

Btw -- kinda gay? Do you mean gayer than lovingly fondling nuts beneath a pile of humanity during a football game? Gayer than blowdrying your balls at the gym whilst being unafraid of taking it in the ass? That kinda gay?

no, I think he means gayer than sticking your pinky up your ass while pretending to be Liza Minnelli in "cabaret".

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:20 am

KC Scott wrote:yea, exactly - That sounded kinda gay

I am not sure why you're reading my responses aloud, but it should have "sounded" very gay. Not kinda. See... you offering to "spot" dudes from behind

while they're doing warm-up squats is very, very gay.

KC Scott wrote:Why do you talk like that?

Again. I am not, talking. I am typing. Do you have to read my posts out loud in order to "understand" them? If so, it's not really helping you process what's transpiring here. Would a picture help you, Scotty? I'll do anything to help ameliorate the pathetic situation you find yourself in. Remember... I am here for you.

Wait, no. Not like that.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:16 pm

A Hump Day triple play of IKYABWAI.

Well done, Scott. Do you have your own radio show? You should. I can see it now. Marble bag Monday. Shower Rape Friday. IKYABWAI day... day. It would be... epic.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:47 pm

DOCTOR MARTYRED ~ COUPLES COUNSELOR

"Welcome. Please, come in, you two. So...I guess we'll start from the beginning...how long have you been together?
Do you feel your needs are not being fulfilled by your partner?"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:51 pm

"Perhaps this will spice things up in the boudoir..."

"You two can flip a coin. Gums or Bums."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:57 pm

KC Scott wrote:last word losing?

are you Goobs troll?

That whole last word thing is a lot more prevalent than any of you other last word whores care to admit. :wink:

Oh, and Marty? You're going to have to pump a lot more air into that thing.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:06 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Oh, and Marty? You're going to have to pump a lot more air into that thing.

McGoober is obviously a "man" of experience.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:12 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Oh, and Marty? You're going to have to pump a lot more air into that thing.

Only available in the deluxe "package".