(!)THE T1B "Cutest Pic" CONTEST(!)

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:30 pm

In the interest of throttling back some of the recent tensions here at T1B and generally maintaining a friendly environment,
I'm starting a Cutest Pic contest.

The winning pic will be enshrined in the Pure Art Haus Forum, on public display as a testament to how "nice" we can be.

I'll go first:

Awwwww!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:37 pm

Oh yeah...you can enter as many times as you like! So, here's another one:

Awwwww!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:38 pm

Come on guys...I can't do this by myself...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:38 pm

Hmmm...maybe I can...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:52 pm

Keep the cute coming, chums.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:20 pm

Toddowen wrote:Is there a way to recieve an e-mail alert when the tarp-sized panty pics are busted out in this thread?

Just ask that fat tard Kaley to PM you when he does it.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:23 pm

My dog...

Awwwww

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:23 pm

This one’s for my uncle:

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:04 pm

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:06 pm

Are you baiting me, sirs?

I can do this all night.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:08 pm

DAMMIT, ANA! That's not fair! You're using a "ringer"!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:11 pm

Roach wrote:Here I'll have a whack at it

Rumor has it that Jsc has stocked up on baseball bats and bought snow chains.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:12 pm

What do I win?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:19 pm

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:21 pm

Auuuugh!!

ASSHOLE!!! Hahahaha!

edit: I was JUST getting ready to post a picture of my KID!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:07 pm

Is that Monen?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:08 pm

Ana Ng wrote:edit: I was JUST getting ready to post a picture of my KID!

sin,

Diego

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:58 pm

mvscal wrote:Is that Monen?

Yes, that is her. You of all people should have her collection of pics she's posted since trev is still only sending ME hers via e-mail. I told trev I would never sell her out like Katyperk did to me.

BTW, did you know Katyperk got pregnant by Bucmonkey and she said he actually had like a 3" dick and sweat all over her during sex? So I sent her the pics of me that my ex made me take back in the day for my ex... that I decided to send to Katyperk that was intended to cheer her up. So the rest is history.

What is most disturbing about people on this board is that:

1) People have the link to the pics
2) Those that constantly call others faggots are insecure about their sexual preferences.
3) Many "body builders" tend to be gay.
4) Case in point about homosexual body builders... this guy trained a buddy of mine for the Jr. Mr. America contest

This is Bob Paris and my buddy found out later he is a homosexual. So I have to wonder about ucunt possibly leading Scott on. Scott has always been a cool guy but it really makes me wonder.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:40 pm

My apologies to Bucmonkey. I don't have IP access here. Sorry for that mistake bro.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:17 pm

KC Scott wrote:You don't have brain cell access

I fuckin' laughed...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:17 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, did you know Katyperk got pregnant by Bucmonkey and she said he actually had like a 3" dick and sweat all over her during sex?

Why would anybody know that?

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:20 pm

Martyred wrote:I'm starting a Cutest Pic contest.

and then

Atomic Punk wrote:

:-?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, did you know Katyperk got pregnant by Bucmonkey and she said he actually had like a 3" dick and sweat all over her during sex?
Why would anybody know that?

Because she told me you dumbfuck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:34 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Because she told me you dumbfuck.

Try to follow along. You casually asked mvscal if he was aware of the fact that Buc had a 3" penis and sweat during sex. I was asking how mv, or anyone else, would be aware of something like that.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:48 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Because she told me you dumbfuck.
Try to follow along. You casually asked mvscal if he was aware of the fact that Buc had a 3" penis and sweat during sex. I was asking how mv, or anyone else, would be aware of something like that.

Well, I'll answer your question in the simplest manner... she told me that. Back then he used to post under a different nic and then left the boards for awhile after "the hook-up" before coming back later with his new nic.

She said the one time he could get it up to his 3" peak, he impregnated her while sweating all over her during that raunchy and most likely disgusting sexual intercourse.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:50 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Because she told me you dumbfuck.
Try to follow along. You casually asked mvscal if he was aware of the fact that Buc had a 3" penis and sweat during sex. I was asking how mv, or anyone else, would be aware of something like that.
Well, I'll answer your question in the simplest manner... she told me that. Back then he used to post under a different nic and then left the boards for awhile after "the hook-up" before coming back later with his new nic.

She said the one time he could get it up to his 3" peak, he impregnated her while sweating all over her during that raunchy and most likely disgusting sexual intercourse.

melt, bitch, melt

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:54 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Well, I'll answer your question in the simplest manner... she told me that.

Not exactly a reliable source...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:54 pm

The end isn't very cute, but this is some crazy shite

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:57 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Well, I'll answer your question in the simplest manner... she told me that.

Just...nevermind.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:04 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Well, I'll answer your question in the simplest manner... she told me that.
Just...nevermind.

A'ight, can I get a hug now?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:06 am

KC Scott wrote:after reading that, I'm thinking this thread needs to go back to pictures of kittens

Oh, as soon as I saw the title, I knew where this fucker was heading, before I even opened it.

I knew there would at least be reference to the legendary panty pic, and AP would try and spin yet another lie about it, and it would all be very disturbing...

But I didn't figure the "disturbing" of it all would include new revelations -- that At Least is still holding a grudge that he got Irie'd by Buccaneer... by the full 2" (there isn't concrete proof of a meth dealer's involvement). After hearing the story of Buccaneer's prodigious girth (by AP standards), he became so excited, he put on his Friday's Best, rushed to the bathroom and got a little "relief" from the "tension" that being outgunned by Buccaneer created whilst standing in front of the mirror...

and the rest is history.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:21 am

Dins, how do YOU know I'm hung like a hamster? The problem with having 2 inches is actually a blessing. I can't fuck fat chicks nor get them preggers do to the layers of FAT I would have to penetrate.

The skinny chicks that look like they've been living in the great Sahara Desert all of their lives are about as fat as I can go. BTW, Houston Texas has better strippers than Portland Oregon as I've met both types in person. The Portland ones are much cooler to hang out with, yet they are much fatter but hey... if that helps your ego with living there then you go girl!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:34 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Dins, how do YOU know I'm hung like a hamster? The problem with having 2 inches is actually a blessing. I can't fuck fat chicks nor get them preggers do to the layers of FAT I would have to penetrate.

The skinny chicks that look like they've been living in the great Sahara Desert all of their lives are about as fat as I can go.

Is there a :speechless: emoticon?
Jesus.
Effing.
Christ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:37 am

Ohhhhh, I get it now...

Those weren't his ~~nonexistant~~ girfriend's panties he was wearing...

it was the roof off her hut.

But I'm taking an oath right here and now -- I vow to never say "AP couldn't be a bigger fucking tool if he tried"... since that would be silly of me.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:05 am

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:22 am

Is that supposed to be a dog?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:30 am

KC Scott wrote:Only till he pokes her

Ana fucked an Ewok?

Settle down, AP -- you STILL have no chance

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:45 am

Dinsdale wrote:Is that supposed to be a dog?

BITCH!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:40 am

Actually RACK SFAF. Fun-nay.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:44 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:Actually RACK SFAF. Fun-nay.

That was pretty funny.

Blind squirrels and nuts and whatsuch.