I got busted in the G-store tonight

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that was fucking terrible
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Must suck to be married -- I would have turned that frown upside down, and parlayed the gaffe into banging the fatty in the walk-in beer cooler.

But then again, I'm a fucking pig, so there's that.
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88 wrote:EVOO

you know how I know you're gay?
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:EVOO

you know how I know you're gay?
does his dick taste like shit?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:EVOO

you know how I know you're gay?
why is my neighborhood on fire
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sounds like movie star material........
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Will there ever be a fukkin rainbow?

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Will there ever be a fukkin rainbow?

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Some fixins
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Who the fuck puts beans in chili?
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88 wrote:this dumpy chick in sweat pants says to me, "You might as well slow down, Mom isn't leaving without me."
Why would a total stranger say "Mom isn't leaving without me" to you? Unless I'm missing something.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Unless I'm missing something.
Story of your fucking life, Corky.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Story of your fucking life, Corky.
Well why don't you fill me in then, gramps?
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Story of your fucking life, Corky.
Well why don't you fill me in then, gramps?
I'll let you wallow in your own stupidity for a bit. suckaholic thinks you're a bit thick, BTW.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Story of your fucking life, Corky.
Well why don't you fill me in then, gramps?
I'll let you wallow in your own stupidity for a bit. suckaholic thinks you're a bit thick, BTW.
first off, shame on you goobs for watching that 74 mph "fastball" screwy just lobbed waist high over the middle of the plate.

2th, i think he's more than a bit thick.

d. screwey, i gathered from 88's story that perhaps said chick is the daughter of 88's supermarket stalking admiration. and that was her not so subtle way of busting him. bet mom and daughter had a good laugh afterwards.
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Ha, got it. Thanks. Now fuck off.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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