WTF?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:36 pm

http://www.pof.com/member24511769.htm

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:http://www.pof.com/member24511769.htm

WTF are you doing trolling for men on a dating sight?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:48 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:http://www.pof.com/member24511769.htm
WTF are you doing trolling for men on a dating sight?

Damn. They must have some shit blocking hotlinks. It was bradhusker.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:http://www.pof.com/member24511769.htm
WTF are you doing trolling for men on a dating sight?
Damn. They must have some shit blocking hotlinks. It was bradhusker.

I get that. I saw the page. Question still remains, how did you stumble upon the esteemed Brad Husker on a dating site? Were you clued in or searching for another guy to go junk waxing with this weekend?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:25 pm

Gobbles was channeling his inner KC Scrote. Or he's just an outright fag. Either way, he needs a life to live.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:47 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Question still remains, how did you stumble upon the esteemed Brad Husker on a dating site? Were you clued in or searching for another guy to go junk waxing with this weekend?

Google is your nemesis?

Check out the first hit. By now, everyone should know Dinsdale and Goober have the most google searches of anyone on the interwebs.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:36 pm

I love the Cranberries.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:50 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I love the Cranberries.

debinitely a most under rated band.

The only thing wrong with this song is that it's too short.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:56 pm

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:01 pm

Hmm. This was always my favorite.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:07 pm

Martyred wrote:

Bwah!

I wouldn't normally ask someone to do this FOR me, but since my move to the Mac, I lost my photoshop...and don't have a product key for a new one. (ya, I'm totally not paying for all that)

So, anyway....any chance you could slap a MontyPython-esque "open and shut " animated face on that fugger?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:39 am

The reasons this thread should go away are too numerous to list.

Hey Ana -- wanna go to the Bonefish Grill? I hear they serve CORN there.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:47 am

War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I love the Cranberries.
debinitely a most under rated band.

HA! WW OUTTED HIMSELF AS A COMFIRMED BACHELOR!!!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:52 am

Ana Ng wrote:I love the Cranberries.

Did you contact him?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:02 am

I'm married for 21 years and The Cranberries are good stuff.

That album is awesome.

Fuck you.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:03 am

Half a fag wrote:I'm married for 21 years and The Cranberries are good stuff.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:28 am

Martyred wrote:

Has this been added yet?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:31 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: HA! WW OUTTED HIMSELF AS A COMFIRMED BACHELOR!!!

Does this mean that I don't have to buy my wife flowers for our 28th anniversary next month?

Cool...

actually, I have no idea what you mean. We may live in the same state but might as well be from different planets.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:00 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: HA! WW OUTTED HIMSELF AS A COMFIRMED BACHELOR!!!
Does this mean that I don't have to buy my wife flowers for our 28th anniversary next month?

Cool...

actually, I have no idea what you mean. We may live in the same state but might as well be from different planets.

Men are from Mars but you are from Venus.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:Hey Ana -- wanna go to the Bonefish Grill? I hear they serve CORN there.

Depends. They'll actually take it OUT of the can for me?

PSUFAN wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I love the Cranberries.
Did you contact him?

No. Too much conversation.

I can't imagine there's anything that anyone who looks like that has to say, that I need to hear THAT much of.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:19 pm

brad, you should update your dating profile. A beautiful woman viewed it, and despite the fact that she loves The Cranberries, she was not motivated to contact you. brad,

it's not working, man.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:36 pm

shit blocking hotlinks

Tell me more.

--Toddpwned

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:42 pm

Ana Ng wrote: Depends. They'll actually take it OUT of the can for me?

If your pics are close, I'll remove them from your growlers with my teeth.

Sin,

BH

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:49 am

Papa Willie wrote:The fuck are you googling US for now? That's just - creepy.

I just had to try this...

And a certain poster here is all over the freaking interwebs. I can't believe how many pics I found...

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:45 am

This thread is fucking funny. We have posters with so much time on their hands they are actually using Google to track down anonymous posters on the Interwebs. How fucking pathetic is that shit

Honestly I could give two fucking shits about Bradhusker or what anyone of you do or what the fuck you do anyplace or anytime in cyberspace.
If you find yourself in a place where you have need to cyberstalk via google for some asswipe you don't know and doesn't matter whatsoever?

Quit running smack at anyone and just run yourself, you'll be better off for it.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:45 pm

PSUFAN wrote:brad, you should update your dating profile. A beautiful woman viewed it, and despite the fact that she loves The Cranberries, she was not motivated to contact you. brad,

it's not working, man.

oh well. she was probably married anyway.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:21 pm

Brad, I'm going to give you some unsolicited but honest advice, my friend.

#1 Shave the dick target.

#2 Take down the pics of you posing with hotties. That shit may earn you points on message boards, but chicks browsing your profile don't want to see you hanging all over other chicks.

#3 Try something romantic like, "My idea of a perfect date would be dinner and drinks on the beach, then a long walk down the beautiful coast while enjoying the sunset and stimulating conversation. And by stimulating conversation I mean slamming Lil Red into your ham wallet while tickling your anus with my pinky."

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:28 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:52 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:38 pm

sweet merciful jesus...why is this happening?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:15 pm

ham wallet

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:36 pm

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:51 pm

well played marty

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:03 pm

Brad, use this in your dating profile.
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/kenny ... eamin.html

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:09 pm

Y2K wrote:This thread is fucking funny. We have posters with so much time on their hands they are actually using Google to track down anonymous posters on the Interwebs. How fucking pathetic is that shit
Honestly I could give two fucking shits about Bradhusker or what anyone of you do or what the fuck you do anyplace or anytime in cyberspace.
If you find yourself in a place where you have need to cyberstalk via google for some asswipe you don't know and doesn't matter whatsoever?

Quit running smack at anyone and just run yourself, you'll be better off for it.

Rack This!

Goobs is a creepy old gay man tracking down dudes on the internet. What a sick faggot!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:52 pm

Roach wrote:Hey bradhusker, here is the avatar work up you wanted.

I left off the part about you and Toddowen taking face hits of cum, so let me know if it's ok and I'll shrink it to avatar size.

Glad to help you out anytime I can.

Don't go thinking you're immune to this, bud...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:04 pm

Roach

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:29 pm

You're black?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:55 pm

Nice find, but I'll go ahead and call bullshit as to this being the real handler of the bradhusker troll, based on the following:

1. Brad's knowledge of BTPCF appears to begin circa 1995, so no way in hell is he 46 years old.

2. After arguing for 12 pages here that Elvis is the king, he has Elvis listed behind The Cranberries among his favorite musical acts?

3. Brad's listed at 6'1", that has to be a little disappointing for the self-proclaimed "cornfed stud."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:57 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Nice find, but I'll go ahead and call bullshit as to this being the real handler of the bradhusker troll, based on the following:

1. Brad's knowledge of BTPCF appears to begin circa 1995, so no way in hell is he 46 years old.

2. After arguing for 12 pages here that Elvis is the king, he has Elvis listed behind The Cranberries among his favorite musical acts?

3. Brad's listed at 6'1", that has to be a little disappointing for the self-proclaimed "cornfed stud."

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