What kind of monster would do this to their child?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:15 am

The little boy who started a sex change aged eight because he (and his lesbian parents) knew he always wanted to be a girl

No pressure: The boy's two lesbian adopted mothers, Debra, left, and Pauline, right, say that they have not forced their son to become a girl

What the fuck is wrong with people? Go destroy your own lives, but leave the children alone.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:28 pm

Way to go, Butch.

Gotta wear a tie so everybody knows who's who.

...errr what's what.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:48 pm

Carson wrote:Way to go, Butch.

Gotta wear a tie so everybody knows who's who.

...errr what's what.

S/he did it for you, since you're all confused and all.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:58 pm

You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:03 pm

Look, this thread is NOT about beating down Screw_Michigan, okay?

Let's all take at least one day off from that. Jeeeeez.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:15 pm

Carson wrote:You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.

Oh no, there's no confusion. You don't wash ties, idiot. Anything else?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:17 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Carson wrote:You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.
Oh no, there's no confusion. You don't wash ties, idiot. Anything else?

In the interest of fairness, I think Carson misspelled "tees".

Right, Carson? Am I right?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:21 pm

You mean ties have to be DRY CLEANED???

Golly, I never knew that.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:28 pm

Martyred wrote:Look, this thread is NOT about beating down Screw_Michigan, okay?

Let's all take at least one day off from that. Jeeeeez.

So hurry up and wytch bradhusker's head to that kid.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:32 pm

Carson wrote:You mean ties have to be DRY CLEANED???

Golly, I never knew that.

Stop being such an uncultured putz dribbling all over your ties.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:35 pm

You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?

Are you Monica's brother in DC???

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:06 pm

Carson wrote:You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?

I know a perfect city for you to move to. Hint: that city's name starts with a K.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:41 pm

K as in Kodak?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:22 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Carson wrote:You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?
I know a perfect city for you to move to. Hint: that city's name starts with a K.

What AP said, Carson.

KC is a nice town. Pretty laid back folks, and the weather's perfect right now. 'Course, to fit in, you'll hafta learn to parrot insults - but hell, that ain't no stretch, as witness to half this Board...

Now, moving to FRESNECK is a whole diff'ernt story...

Apparently, public drunkeness, transvestism, and general faggotry is the norm. Not to mention a noticable, preciptous drop in your intelligence quotient.

Tough decision: Repeating taunts or sucking cocks.

Wait... No it isn't.

More than welcome here, C, but you'd pro'lly be best served staying right there in the Gump...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:31 pm

I think KC would have the better food selection if this is anything to go by...

:paul:

I love BBQ*

*not BBQ Jones...that guy suxorz

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:41 pm

True dat, Tovarisch.

Would much rather inhale a plate full of ribs and briskett than hoover a whole men's room full of cocks ('sup AP).

But that's just me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:44 pm

Truman wrote:True dat, Tovarisch.

Would much rather inhale a plate of ribs and briskett than hoover a men's room full of cocks ('sup AP).

But that's just me.

Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?

I'd go with you Missouri any day.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:46 pm

And what is Oregon famous for other than sexually transmitted diseases and gum infections?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:46 pm

sorry dins...calls 'em as I sees 'em

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:59 pm

Martyred wrote:Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?

Naw, anybody can grill a chunk of beef, Marty. It's the barbecue that initiates fist-fights...

Had to spend up a pocket-full of loonies before recrossing the border a few years back, and dropped them all on some killer porterhouses cut at a Canadian Safeway in Alberta. One the finest steak dinners I ever had.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:01 pm

Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for...?

Oh shit. THERE goes the thread. Nice goin', Marty. :x

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:16 pm

Sorry...I pushed the self-destruct button on that myself...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:37 am

Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for other than sexually transmitted diseases and gum infections?

Fugly unis?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:36 am

Martyred wrote: Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?

we got the best. St. Louis park steaks must be issued.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:20 am

3,1,2

- Diego

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:03 pm

Toddowen wrote:I must admit...this story has me thinking that a shower of zyklon-B followed by a nice warm oven ain't such a bad vacation idea for some volks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:56 pm

Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for?

Sexually satisfied C+ skanks?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:59 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for?

Sexually satisfied Hep C skanks?

ftfy

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:05 pm

Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..

WTF does that mean?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:11 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:17 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

Just lock this thread down now.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:08 pm

Archive

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:13 pm

Jsc810 wrote: it means having the genitals of a man but the mind of a woman.

I thought that was called marriage?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:27 pm

Come on guys...this isn't funny anymore. :|

Why is this happening?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

Bloody hell, rack that and put the padlock on this thread.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:26 pm

Kengina, why do you lust after me? I can understand the dullards here that think that pic is funny and fresh as they have nothing else going for them here. Your constant PM's to me asking for new pics is quite disturbing.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:13 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Kengina, why do you lust after me? I can understand the dullards here that think that pic is funny and fresh as they have nothing else going for them here. Your constant PM's to me asking for new pics is quite disturbing.

As if you have something 'going for you here'. And... by 'here', I mean 'in life'. Laughing over here.
'Train wreck' falls well short of the life you've carved out for yourself. Rock on, Sparky.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:21 am

Even funnier, is that At Least thinks he's the arbiter of when his pic is or isn't fresh.

Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:44 am

Dinsdale wrote: Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.

Who can take reality, drown it with Tanqeuray
Load it in a U-Haul and make a call to Y2K
The PantyMan, the PantyMan can
The PantyMan can 'cause he don't know right from wrong... and leaves the mirrors all streaked

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:48 am

Martyred wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.

Who can take reality, drown it with Tanqeuray
Load it in a U-Haul and make a call to Y2K
The PantyMan, the PantyMan can
The PantyMan can 'cause he don't know right from wrong... and leaves the mirrors all streaked

wow.