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At least someone has taken the reins from Sudden Sam...


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I like the October San Diego blue sky better. Or any month, really.

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Dinsdale wrote:So Jim, you're telling us those aren't a dime-a-dozen in Philly, like in...

every other city I've ever been in?

Sucks to be you.
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trev wrote:I like the October San Diego blue sky better. Or any month, really.

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A friend of mine just moved to San Diego and made a comment about how the local news was prepping everyone on how to use their heater because the temp was going to drop to *gasp* 58 degrees. Funny how you laughed at us on the East coast for a 4+ earthquake yet the temp drops below 60 and you're all suddenly burning books in the fireplace to keep warm.
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Screwey, while I'm too lazy and disinterested to go searching for any of the much better pics of her that I've seen, yes, I'd consider this...

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...to be borderline gorgeous. She sorta has a little bit of a Hope Solo thing going on. Keep in mind that I'm only referring to her face. I'm not talking about her body, which I haven't seen.
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Van, you know he's trolling, right?

Screwey don't dig chicks... at all.
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Van wrote:
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borderline gorgeous
pfffft, third rate Van Houten

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Yeah, Dins, and I also got a kick out of his "DC" rankings, as if: 1. He ever actually gets to partake of their finer, imported swill. 2. Someone who's lived his entire life in California is seriously going to be impressed by the talent of DC, particularly considering the fact that DC is primarily a ghetto.

Screwey, I reside in a nicely affluent little burgh east of Sacramento. In case you weren't aware, warm weather plus Daddy's $$ usually equates to an inordinately high quotient of Hot Blondes Wearing Next-To-Nothing roaming the malls, parks and public toilets of Anytown, USA. Because of this, all I have to do is literally walk across the street to enjoy a never-ending parade of insanely beautiful women who make the average DC girl look like, well, a DC girl.
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Nobody fucking cares where you live, especially since you live near Sacramento. Like anyone with Daddy's $$ and a fine ass is gonna choose to live in that rotting shithole.
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Only one way to settle this Van. Pics. And soon.
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Screwey, far be it from me to attempt to educate someone who lives in a DC tenement as to what is and isn't a "shithole," but I assure you that the Rocklin-Roseville-Granite Bay region is a very desirable locale.

Fuck, you know what? I'm bored. Let's just go all m2 here...

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Yep, Screwey, it's a horrible place. You'd hate it.
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Didn't your twisted up piece of rubble get moved down yonder to BillyJoeBobButtFuck Junior's farm a couple of counties over.... after that last tor-nay-duh?
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Van wrote: She sorta has a little bit of a Hope Solo thing going on. Keep in mind that I'm only referring to her face.
Van, you are one of the very few on an extremely short list of those I can tolerate of the SCum type. Hope Solo is a nice goalie and all that, but her grille doesn't come close to Knox's.

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I prefer Knox's "softer" features.
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Of course ScrewsMen thinks DC women are hot.....he is a gay man and is from Detroit, home of the fugliest and dumbest people on the planet! :lol:

Get A.I.D.S. and run over by a taxi, Screwey.....you ignorant piece of shit.
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Kansas City Kid wrote:Of course ScrewsMen thinks DC women are hot.....he is a gay man and is from Detroit, home of the fugliest and dumbest people on the planet! :lol:

I used to think the jokes about you being a complete and utter retard were some sort of long-running meme...you know, an exaggeration...
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The Seer, this really sucks to admit but whether it's you, Socalvansmack or any UCLA fans I've met in real life, dammit, you've all been really decent people.

I know...wtf.

Anyway, yes, I'd agree that from the various pics I've seen of both women, Knox might actually be a bit prettier than Hope Solo. Hope's more than respectable, though, and they do share somewhat of a similar look.
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Van wrote:Anyway, yes, I'd agree that from the various pics I've seen of both women, Knox might actually be a bit prettier than Hope Solo. Hope's more than respectable, though, and they do share somewhat of a similar look.
I’ll go with whichever one gets naked for Playboy.
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Solo got nekkeid for ESPN... not quite the same.
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Dinsdale wrote:Solo got nekkeid for ESPN... not quite the same.
What, is this your first day here?

Rules, dick...

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jiminphilly wrote:
A friend of mine just moved to San Diego and made a comment about how the local news was prepping everyone on how to use their heater because the temp was going to drop to *gasp* 58 degrees. Funny how you laughed at us on the East coast for a 4+ earthquake yet the temp drops below 60 and you're all suddenly burning books in the fireplace to keep warm.
Not sure where that comes from. Most natives are still wearing shorts and flip flops on New Years Day.
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Mikey wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
A friend of mine just moved to San Diego and made a comment about how the local news was prepping everyone on how to use their heater because the temp was going to drop to *gasp* 58 degrees. Funny how you laughed at us on the East coast for a 4+ earthquake yet the temp drops below 60 and you're all suddenly burning books in the fireplace to keep warm.
Not sure where that comes from. Most natives are still wearing shorts and flip flops on New Years Day.
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We aren't talking about New Years, mensa. Tonight's foreast calls for a low of 58.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
A friend of mine just moved to San Diego and made a comment about how the local news was prepping everyone on how to use their heater because the temp was going to drop to *gasp* 58 degrees. Funny how you laughed at us on the East coast for a 4+ earthquake yet the temp drops below 60 and you're all suddenly burning books in the fireplace to keep warm.
Not sure where that comes from. Most natives are still wearing shorts and flip flops on New Years Day.
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We aren't talking about New Years, mensa. Tonight's foreast calls for a low of 58.
I understood that, mensa. 58 is nothing. New Years is usually a lot colder, so let me clarify.

Tonight's forecasted low outdoor ambient temperature of 58 degrees Fahrenheit has, for some reason, prompted some from the local news media to remind people how to operate their space heating systems. I, being a California native, have observed that many other California natives are not greatly bothered by such conditions. In fact, many of us continue wearing short pants and cheap Chinese sandals on days when the outdoor ambient temperature is significantly lower than 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Take, for example, New Years Day. Technically, though only about two weeks into winter, this day often features outdoor ambient temperatures in the 30s and 40s (degrees Fahrenheit) overnight in Southern California. Yet it is not uncommon to see local residents wearing attire that most of the country would find more appropriate for the warmer days of summer. I, for one, will certainly not be activating my central heating system tonight, even if the outdoor ambient temperature falls below 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Addtionally, I will probably change into shorts when I get home from work and not don long trousers again until Monday, the next time my presence will be required in the office.

Is that clear enough for you?
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I don't believe jiminphilly was talking about Badass Mikey, just the other locals who were being taught by the news anchor how to use their heaters.
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I'm pretty sure news anchor was filling air time. Not much weather to talk about here. Isn't that their job to talk about anythng and nothing? I'll turn my heat on around mid November to warm the house up in the early AM's.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I don't believe jiminphilly was talking about Badass Mikey, just the other locals who were being taught by the news anchor how to use their heaters.
He was talking about the skinny locals. Those with higher personal R ratings like tubs could wear shorts in december.....in Fargo.
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smackaholic wrote: personal R ratings

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