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Jess, you certainly are brave.
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If he was really brave, he’d have put on the granny panties, right?
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Are you not allowed to buy an iron?
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jtr wrote:This guy took some photos of me for free
You overpaid.
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Big fan. Your hair is fabulous.
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Ana Ng wrote:Big fan. Your hair is fabulous.
So are your tits. How about every time a shot of Jess’s hair shows up on the board, you post another shot of your nipple farm.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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goober? is that really you? your not as bad looking as I imagined. with a little work, you could be Hollywood material.

You are kind of a cross between Newman from seinfeld and jurassic park, and PAT, from saturday night live.

oh shit, its not goob, sorrry.
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What's Jess's R-value?
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Dinsdale wrote:What's Jess's R-value?
not really sure. pretty sure he qualifies for some sort of energy tax credit though. whatever it is, i'd say he could hang out with mikey at the pool in january in chinese sandals and shorts.
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BTW -- Mikey barely keeps his head above water and dogpaddles to the other end of the pool at a snail's pace on purpose... it keeps his thin flip-flops from being on the concrete too much and getting tired.
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Dinsdale wrote:BTW -- Mikey barely keeps his head above water and dogpaddles to the other end of the pool at a snail's pace on purpose... it keeps his thin flip-flops from being on the concrete too much and getting tired.
wonder how many inches the pool level rises when mikey jumps in.
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