I'm going to have to call bullshit on this one...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

At least you didn't log in with your shitty bradhusker troll.

I'm grateful for life's small miracles.

[mvscal]

A roughly 15 inch cube. Plus there is no way those legs could support that mass if it were all solid gold.

[Y2K]

It's Chinese gold, it'll peel off and fall apart in a couple years anyway.

[R-Jack]

You've been bitter ever since they put pee-pee in your Coke.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

At least you didn't log in with your shitty bradhusker troll.

I'm grateful for life's small miracles.

Those ^^^ are fighting words. It has taken enormous restraint on my part not to ban that troll. But a board needs its tards, so they say. I think I have a fairly good idea who it is, by the way.

To be fair, your DTC troll is equally as banal.

[Bizzarofelice]

dtc is beyond awesome. love that one.

[Bizzarofelice]

dtc is beyond awesome. love that one.

You said if we made you a DJ you'd play music and stuff

So far, youre kinda in the shutyomouth catagory

I'd like to see an action plan on my desk in the morning

Whaddya mean? I played music twice alreadys. And the Cardinals are in the playoffs so I got important stuff to tend to. I'll put my action plan on your desk by 8am central.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't fall for Scott's trap, Bace.
I saw this on an episode of Mad Men, I do believe.

The boss asks the secretary to stay late to take "dictation"...he ends up going going balls deep...
Later, she pretends to be pregnant to blackmail him.
It doesn't end well.

[Bizzarofelice]

I won't be convinced to play music.

[Bizzarofelice]

nobody likes muddy waters

[MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan]

nobody likes muddy waters

I like Muddy Waters, but Dare Iz a Darkside was better...